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  1. JustChuteMeNow
    .....long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car. That line brings back good memories
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    Yeah I really screwed up on my anniversary because I got married the day after Thanksgiving and unfortunately this date keeps changing every year. I do however remember her birthday every year. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I just posted this on Jay's 11 Things Women don't know thread. Men will never forget a) your birthday, b) Valentine’s Day, or c) our wedding or first kiss or first date or first ‘I Love You’ anniversary if you would just remind us that it is coming up. My wife is usually pretty good about giving me a nice reminder but one year she decided not to say anything about our anniversary coming up and told our girls not to say anthing either. I did indeed forget and my wife bless her heart wasn't angry she just made me buy her love. So I bet this would work for your Mom as well. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    14. If we stop and ask for directions it just prolongs the time we are lost. 15. We will never forget a) your birthday, b) Valentine’s Day, or c) our wedding or first kiss or first date or first ‘I Love You’ anniversary if you would just remind us that it is coming up. 16. We do hear you the first time. The lag is because we’re analyzing our responses, just in case it’s a trick question. 17. We do care about doing it wrong but if you want us to keep doing it wrong then keep faking orgasms. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Who doesn't hate thieves? Last week at the DZ someone broke into the cafe and stole the money. Unfortunately, we believe it was another skydiver for a variety of reasons. On the plus side, many people pitched in to help cover the loss. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I used to live in Panama and there is no road that connects Panama to Columbia. There is a cruise ship that runs from Panama City to Cartegena that is realatively cheap and it used to carry cars but I don't know if the company still exists. However, Central and South America rock and I'm sure you guys will have a good time. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Well we do want to provide something for everybody Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Well I am easy to please but I do stand corrected. While holding one breast is good, holding two is infinitely better
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    hahahahahahahahaha I should post video of the free flyers vs the belly flyers on the 20 way speed star competition this past weekend at the redemption boogie. There was one group that would build to a 5-6 way and someone would come along and take out the formation. This happened three times during the dive while the other group looked really good. In an effort not to embarrass the freeflyers I won't post which group had problems. That said there are some really good freeflyers that are awesome on their bellies. Learning to feel the air differently on your body and learning to control this force is always good. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I heard people say that Jim was dead sexy in that skirt and wig but Jimmy Coiner is and will always be the legend. I for one am glad that Jimmy kept the skies clear and the beer truck full during the boogie. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I'm going and hoping to win the polyester contest this year
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    I guess I need to agree and say Lee is all right. He volunteered to film some newer jumpers doing some 4-way with one of the load organizers and this was huge. This smiles on their faces watching the video was awesome. So.........Don't let any of these fuckers tell you different Lee because for somebody who talks funny
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    Breast make me happy, 18, 0 Some great jumps at the redemption boogie. Full otter tracking dives, 20 way speed stars RW types vs freeflyers, and a fun luau Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Hey Nichole, It would be GREAT to see you again. I will be at skydive Twin Cities the same weekend for a NSL 4-way meet. Sylvia is coming with me and hopefully we will see you there. I can certainly hook you up with introductions and it is a fun DZ. They have an otter and so you shouldn't have to go into withdrawls by jumping out of a cessna. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Skydiving Magazine is sold out. They did have some a few weeks ago that they got from a publisher that found some old copies in stock. However, all of those copies have been sold. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I heard in some parts of the country that this type of lawyer was synomomus with the word skeet Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    That is awesome. Someone really put their creativity to work. hahahahaha Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Hell Chuck tried to convince me that you were gay too after our jumps at Dublin. Fortunately you did leave with a hot helicopter pilot trainee and so while I always value Chuck's opinion on things I'm still not entirely convinced that he's right Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    IF there was a law against taking camera phone pictures then our jails would be full of perverts. Many times people take camera shots of all kinds of people because they are short, fat, ugly, pretty, etc. and "news flash" they do it without asking. If this makes someone a fuckwit and a pervert then a lot of people fall into this category. Perhaps they aren't the fuckwits but it is judgemental people who like to sling mud over the internet. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    We had the exact same discussion at our DZ because we had a student do all of the manuvers but not in the right sequence. She did a right 360 first and then did a left 360 followed by a backloop, repeat. According to the SIMS there is nothing that states that it has to be done starting with a left 360. Yes it is a standard style series and we discussed that as well but the SIMS does not state that for a B license that it is sequence dependent. Again that was our interpretation and we felt all of the INDIVIDUAL manuevers were completed. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    It doesn't have to be rated for skydiving but many helmets have snag hazards and wouldn't be the best choice for skydiving. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I use a Bonehead Mamba. Pros 1. Comfortable 2. The face shield is easy to lift with gloves on. Some helmets have a little button that needs to be pressed and this can be hard to do with gloves especially if jumping big gloves in the winter. 3. Well constructed Cons 1. Expensive Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    I think it is semantics but the B requires all of the manuevers to be done within 18 seconds but the student can do them in any sequence that they want. For the C license it has to be in the sequence stated. FWIW that is our interpretation for check dives. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Hey Andrea, I'm glad you are having a great trip and that European women know how to aim. We had a blast at Deland and Flaggler beach although we wish you could have been there too. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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    Sending you good vibes . I know this is a difficult time and so I'm also sending some internet hugs as well . It is always hard to lose someone you love and while having good memories are good it just isn't the same. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.