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Ummm... what the fuck?!? Woman selling her breast milk?
JustChuteMeNow replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Well to be honest I don't really care if the tap is dry; it is just fun sucking on the tap -
What shade of green should I get for my lovely wife? hahahahaha I found the clip pretty funny. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Ummm... what the fuck?!? Woman selling her breast milk?
JustChuteMeNow replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah what the hell. I hate that bottled stuff give me a draft any time -
Well I think were done and we had around 35 kids brave the cold. We had a fake hand in our candy dish and some of the smaller children didn't want to take a chance and reach for the candy lest the hand grab them hahahahahaha My wife helped them out though and put candy in their bags. She is a good woman that wife of mine
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Things Twardo's seen that no one else has...
JustChuteMeNow replied to gonzalesna's topic in The Bonfire
You would have to add the Sick Sea to the list. It is now called the Dead Sea. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
Hell yeah sex is important. I personally like it alot and fortunately so does my wife. At least that what she tells me However like I said we both place higher values on some other things in our relationship. This month we will be married 27 years
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That is a great accomplishment. Congratulationss !!!!!!! How many lawyers does it take to ...........................I kid
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I said it was cheating because even if it was a hooker or a one night stand picked up in a bar, a relationship is also based on trust, respect, and a multitude of other factors that at least in my opinion are MORE important than sex. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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I certainly don't mind sharing our FJC but most places have their own format. Also assuming that you are getting your coaches rating, a coach can only teach under the supervisioin of an instructor and again I would think that the instructor would have a syllabus. Send me a PM if you are looking to compare some different training lesson plans. Good luck on your course. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Please fill out: This depends on my grade!!
JustChuteMeNow replied to adventurechick's topic in The Bonfire
Done. Good luck on your grade Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
More fun might be a nymphomaniac midget? If you are looking for a one liner then then you can redefine the phrase "low blow"
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That could be a really cool sig line. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Do you have an IRS agent outside your door? If so, your friend could be right. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Well that explains why I am so damn tired all the time. I sometimes wish some of these other f#@kers could help and maybe things would go a little quicker. Now I'll get back to work.
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Yeah I don't understand those things either. There is so much for me to learn. For instance, men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect men to stare at her clevage. We also know that women get angry when we look but for reasons not totally clear to us. My wife tries to help me bless her soul but I am just too dense. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Well I don't claim to understand women. On the contrary I know that I don't understand women and if my definition of a successful women was incorrect I'm not surprised. Hell I still don't understand why we need guest towels and good china.
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Well it looks like this could be a DZ.com match. Mellissa meet Mark. Mark meet Mellissa. A successful man is a man who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is a woman who can find such a man. Are you successful Mark? If so please PM Mellissa and keep DZ.com posted on the latest chapter of "As the prop turns". Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Well you must have forgotten the rule. Never argue with a women when she is tired.....or rested. Don't make this mistake again and go find another one.
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Cessna Caravan crashed in the Cascades-Skydivers on board
JustChuteMeNow replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire
This is indeed a sad day for the entire skydiving community. My thoughts and prayers go out to those now flying in the eternal blues and to those in pain coping with the loss of friends. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
It is a well known fact that real men do not eat quiche. Real men eat egg pie which is way more manly
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What is inappropriate behaviour for a big-way organizer?
JustChuteMeNow replied to 980's topic in Relative Work
I'm not trying to defend this person but BSRs are designed to establish safety standards for common situations and they are either waiverable or non-waiverable. Age is waiverable and has been approved by the full board many times. I don't know the full story regarding the incident you described but I would suspect there are two sides. The original post was about a load organizer being an ass and how a person in that position should be held to a higher standard. I think load organizers should set the example; however, I also feel DZOs, S&TAs, Regional Directors, Skygods, and other influential people in our sport should help enforce good practices too. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
What is inappropriate behaviour for a big-way organizer?
JustChuteMeNow replied to 980's topic in Relative Work
No it wouldn't be wright to post the guy's name. However, IMHO organizer's should be setting the example. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
I command you to buy a Quasar.
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That is amazing. Thanks for posting this story. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.