JustChuteMeNow

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  1. Clicky Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  2. Well if you do whack off in the men's room, make sure that you use "Both Hands" because then it's like having group sex.
  3. hahahahahahahaha I'm sure Lee is laughing right now too. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  4. Nine days ago but it is cold in Iowa right now so it may be awhile before my next one.
  5. Of course it was photoshopped. As soon as I saw Lee without a beer I KNEW it was photoshopped too.
  6. That's the spirit. Now go South and visit the windtunnel at Eloy or Perris. Also bring some of that money to finish up your "A" license in a warm winter environment. If that isn't doable just enjoy hot sex and back rubs from your boy toy. I'm sure he won't care if you are the naughty student or he is. Either way I hope you have a great vacation.
  7. Your profile had nothing whatsoever to do with the incident but you just registered today. Could you be a friend? Yes. Could you be a reporter? Yes. Profiles help clarify who gets the information. I would bet money that if you are a skydiver that people will know your name and be more forth coming with specifics regarding Richard. Of course I have been wrong before on advice
  8. I think it would be a better day to get "bombed" in Hawaii. Drinkies on the beach mmmmmmmmm Or maybe I could lay down on the beach and have someone blow the hell out of me. And by someone I mean my wife, Sylvia
  9. This is extremely sad news. Lee was such a positive person and he really cared about helping new jumpers. Hopefully the authorities will find the person(s) responsible and bring them to justice. Fly Free Brother Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  10. Call me crazy but I think the old locked thread was a hint. Of course I have been wrong before. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  11. If it is one of the beauty contestants from Thailand he is in for one hell of a surprise
  12. Damn you Billy Vance. Now I have to question my sexuality. Those transvestites looked mighty fine.
  13. I believe good instruction is always a plus but ultimately I think any responsible jumper is doing what they can to learn the sport better. That might mean reading the sims, practicing EPs, packing videos, etc. I guess I'm saying that the students certainly bear a big part of the responsibility in the process. Some centers are busy and hopefully there is a support group of experienced jumpers available to help the new kids learn. IMO the new kids shouldn't have to pay someone to jump with them and mentor them. Do new jumpers sometimes fend for themselves? Yes and it is too bad. That said, coach jumps are a great tool and for some students that is the preferred method of learning. For other students, the spectrum might run from no coach jumps to a few coach jumps to get to the same level of proficiency. There are standards when doing a check dive and from what I have seen the students doing the check dives meet the criteria or they keep trying until they do meet the criteria. Some people can do it at 25 jumps and some people need 50 jumps or more before getting signed off of student status. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  14. That is AWESOME. Great job by all involved. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  15. Thanks for the heads up and I don't want to beat you up here but I can't believe you fell for that scam more than once. Shame on you for losing tits in your face awareness. However, it takes a big man to admit his mistakes and according to Skinny you are a big man. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  16. I'm with Bolas. I can't find a duck in that picture either. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  17. Is there anyone needing some money to be a skydiver sitter? Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  18. I arrive on Friday and I'm planning on trying to hook up with a team doing the 16-way sequentials. I really wish I could get there earlier for the other events but I'm happy to just jump where it is warm. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  19. Congratulations on the loan. I'm sure you will do great in school. Maybe you can even talk your kids into helping you with IV practice.
  20. Bad News - It is supposed to snow here in Iowa for Thanksgiving. Good News - I am going to be in Z-hills for the Thanksgiving Boogie and Turkey Meet and looking forward to meeting new folks. More Good News - I came home today for a quickie. More Bad News - So did the mailman OK I'm kidding about the mailman there was no bad news. For the Zhills crowd, should I worry about getting stabbed when I come down or should I worry more about Chuck Blue ruining my life hahahaha.
  21. Well I'm sure it is a bush snake as well but is it an African or an European bush snake
  22. One Clicky Coming Up Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  23. Well I wouldn't treat it just like an udder day. I would take her to the moo-vies. And of course I would take her to a good steak place and eat some good dead cow. Like Lisa I love cows especially with a baked potato.
  24. Yeah I just had one last night. When our table was ready at the outback I had to give it back though.
  25. Poor credit, bad credit, no credit come on out to Houston's very own Billy Bob's and if you have $100 and a job we can put you into a brand new pickup. That's right. $100 and a job. Come on out and say, put me in a pickup Billy Bob. Car dealers are so helpful. No need to read the fine print. Just sign and you will be on your way in no time.