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  1. That was a pretty cool story
  2. I'm pretty sure that can't be skinny because from what I've heard although I've never been a witness to that the turtle rider in question has a penis way to big to be skinny's penis. Way too big
  3. That was a great story and it brings back memories for me as well. I used to have a golden retriever that could catch pheasants during the hunt. Of course he couldn't seem to tell the difference between a cock and a hen. However, it was fun to watch him flush the birds. He would try and hold them down with his front paws or they would flush. Those birds never had any buck shot in them either. He always looked at me like what an idiot when I would let the hens go and they would fly away.
  4. I called Titusville to confirm if they required a "C" license because my daughter who has a "B" license and around 140 jumps wanted to go. I was told that even if she came with an instructor that she might not be able to jump. That part seemed strange since they still do AFF training there but their DZ their rules. They said they wouldn't make the decision until she arrived and I'm guessing that she would have been allowed to jump; however it wasn't assured and she didn't want the hassle. She ended up going to Sebastian, Deland, and Z-hills and had a great time. I have jumped at Titusville three times and FWIW I have always had a better time at the other DZs in the area. The view was great but the vibe was not the best. Of couse when I start hearing positive things about the attitudes at Titusville I will return and reassess my opinion. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  5. Well I have been studying them and studying them and studying them in order to form an opinion on their attributes. I try to be very thorough and so it may be a while until I'm done
  6. My wife also enjoys pheasant more than any other animal that I hunt. She makes some tasty dishes with those little birdies. Fortunately I live in a place where it is easy to get more items for the menu. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  7. I'm not going to have them stuffed although I do skin them completely out and give the hides to a neighbor lady that makes pheasant feather flowers. They are very pretty looking arrangements and she does a great job. Our lil hunter likes to attack the hides as well and it is fun to watch her pounce on them and attack.
  8. OK I went hunting this weekend in Iowa and flipped a couple of birds. Iowa sucks for skydiving in the winter but hunting sure is good.
  9. Hey Kevin, Congrats on taking care of business. The stellar is a great reserve and it really flies nice. When I have needed mine it has made for a nice easy landing as well. Remember this is America and nothing is your fault. This includes losing handles.
  10. What a cutie. I have two girls that are both grown and they did and still do bring a lot of joy to me. Except of course when they brought boys around hahaha Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  11. So instead Lizzy lounged with her lion friend Leopould who was licking her lime flavored lollipop. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  12. Hello Jim, Since location isn't a problem and I'm assuming you want to get started I would suggest a place that is warm and a place that also has a wind tunnel. The wind tunnel can help increase your learning curve quickly. The following DZs are well thought of and they either have a wind tunnel on site or it is within easy driving distance. They are all good and training at any of them would be a great experience. Florida - Zephyrhills, Deland Claifornia - Perris, Elsinore Arizona - Eloy Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  13. I'll add to this thread and repeat a caution like Rdutch did. I saw a person land and he had blood coming down his face becuase the metal frame from the gatorz cut his skin from a hard hit to his helmet. Many people don't have a problem but if you ever take a hit to your helmet, you might want something more forgiving. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  14. Hey Karen, I have lost many friends and family to premature death. I have posted something that gave me some comfort and and hopefully it will give you some comfort as well. His father had been dead for fifty-three years. Since then, Marshall had lost his wife, two siblings, and son-in-law, as well as many friends and colleagues. Even at his advanced age walking with two canes and battling cancer, he was sought after in his community for his wisdom and good humor. He was glad to give advice to others. Yet, he told me, when he faced tough decisions himself, he’d often sit quietly in his easy chair, close his eyes, and conjure up an image of his own father. Then he’d ask the dead man for advice. He heard no actual voices from beyond, but when he emerged from his meditation, he’d usually have something of an answer. Marshall explained: "The loss of cherished persons is never completely overcome. The relationships continue. They are always with us. . . . I have my father’s value system, his frame of reference. I have preserved the father-space inside me." -- Neil Chethik, in FatherLoss : How Sons of All Ages Come to Terms with the Deaths of Their Dads I'll let you do your own soul searching and interpretations of what that passage means but like I said it helped me. Memories are a great but they can be powerful. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  15. Here is one of my stock responses modified to fit your question. In order to experience the elements you have to enter the element. It is like leaving a boat to swim. By analogy you have to leave the plane to fly. You might then also say that most sports require one ball but skydiving requires two.
  16. The west maybe but not the Midwest. I heard in the west that those cowboys can't even pour water out of a boot without instructions on the heel. Now the midwest folk they are waaaayyy smarter and they learn not to open files from Billy and maybe we will add Kenz to the list
  17. Well you did give a warning and so I too forgive you for traumatizing DZ.com. I wish my curiosity hadn't kicked in though because DAMN that was some sick shit (pardon the pun). Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  18. JustChuteMeNow

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    The Wisconsin yogi seems to have perfected the drunkdasana pose which has him at peace for his chakra meditations. It is something that I am still striving to achieve and accomplish. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  19. Many times you can even keep 10 percent more than what is owed just for helping out.
  20. The search button is your friend This is a response by Bill Booth regarding pilot chute hesitation. Good luck on solving the problem. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  21. This question is hard to answer because we can't see you fly. Some people need to repeat an AFF level if they have problems with turning, instability, etc. It will be cheaper to fix the problem in a tunnel setting; however, not everyone has problems. My suggestion would be to wait and IF you have a problem, try and fix the problem in the tunnel. A good tunnel coach will be able to maximize your learning and help you correct poor body position. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  22. I think you posted to the wrong thread. I have included a link to the other one.
  23. You have to get out of the boat to swim and you have to get out of a plane to fly. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
  24. Based on the expression " I'm a lover not a fighter", do you think it is possible to be a lover AND a fighter?