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Option #2 connects with me more than option #1. I think option #1 just sounds too touchy feely. Not that touching and feeling is a bad thing Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Is it just me or is the Discovery channel starting to bring teh suck?
JustChuteMeNow replied to DougH's topic in The Bonfire
Well I tried the link and it didn't want to work and so what it said is listed below. teh suck suck urbandictionary.com 1. teh suck 55 up, 8 down another computer term for "sucks" also a filter dodge on some message boards that show is teh suck 2. teh suck 47 up, 17 down A 1337 term used to describe something of unimpressive attributes. Yuo is teh suck. 3. teh suck 45 up, 20 down According to the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, what the Plutionions are. Emory and Oglethorpe... Were not invited is the end of that sentence! Plutionians are teh suck! by madrhetoric michigan May 7, 2005 email it 4. teh suck 43 up, 18 down The absolute worst thing ever, completely beyond bad, lower than horrible, and more crappy than explosive diarrhea Omg, 3 and 67, your ut2k3 skillaz are teh suck 5. teh suck 74 up, 63 down 1. A superlative that denotes the base plane of suckiness; the equivalent of Absolute Zero on the Kelvin Temperature Scale if you will. 2. anime. "Anime is teh suck" 6. teh suck 26 up, 16 down Something which is unimpressive. dude that site is teh suck Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
Is it just me or is the Discovery channel starting to bring teh suck?
JustChuteMeNow replied to DougH's topic in The Bonfire
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And 3 more pics of the cold Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Here are some good pics of what cold is and why we have companies that make ice scrapers. Although a person might need the industrial scraper for some of these cars. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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I usually charge $50 and that includes a new main and a new reserve closing loop. If a customer wants the rig done in two hours, I usually charge more due to the inconvenience. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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SDA Halloween Boogie Couchfreaks always rocks Zhills Christmas Boogie Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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I thought the attached one was a pretty clever way to depict the reindeer during the Christmas season. After all it does conincide with another season at this time of year
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Ho Ho Hold on..... Santa is real Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Unfortunately I'm not all that creative but an idea did occur to me. Sky tutor ie sky2tor. Of course air2tor would work equally well
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Coach jumps - finishing the card
JustChuteMeNow replied to propofol65's topic in Safety and Training
OK perhaps I worded my reply poorly. If a "student" is cleared for self-supervison then they should not be subjected to "forced coach jumps". If the DZ can justify taking that earned right then I would love to have them validate the reasoning. I am not saying that a DZ should not be concerned about safety; however, a lot of good guidance can be given to student jumpers without requiring a fee. Do I believe that coached jumps help new jumpers improve faster? Yes I do. However, I don't think that they should be required or forced on a new jumper until the student receives their "A" license. A lot of learning can take place on solo jumps where a coach doesn't necessarily need to be involved. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
Hey Nigel, Your message generated at least one vote for your brother. I hope he wins and...... "Bump" Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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As long as we are wishing, I also would like Santa to bring Iowa a turbine aircraft as well as some warm weather. PS - And Santa regarding the naughty list, please let me explain.
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Coach jumps - finishing the card
JustChuteMeNow replied to propofol65's topic in Safety and Training
In theory we have a system in place that should allow portability of requirements from one DZ to another. Any jumper that is current and is off student status should not be subjected to "forced coach jumps". This attitude will hurt the sport in the long run. In regards to the big DZ that can't trust low time jumpers from jumping without supervision, I would like to say that Deland and Z-hills which are both megajump centers don't have that policy. I can only assume that this is because a document is presented that says, " This student is cleard for self-supervison". On another note, my DZ also had many many jumpers that always gave back to the sport and helped me and others learn. This is exactly what others have stated. Pay it forward. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
Ho Ho Holdup there. I know Santa is real because he wrote me a letter thanking me for the cookies. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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shoveling snow is great exercise and it makes the landscape look real pretty. I got my exercise today here in Iowa.............but on the downside it just sucks to be starting winter. However, on the plus side I found some cheap tickets to Florida so SkyMama and Gail I hope to be able to say hello while I'm playing in the sunshine. I'll be coming down for a week starting Nov 14th
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The pessimist says: It can't get any worse The optimist says: Oh yes it can
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OK, it guessed me from the midlands and I did grow up in Iowa so at least for me it pegged me pretty close. Now I did have to do it four times before it got me right because it kept thinking I was a southern boy.
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Hey kelly, I just inherited eighty million bucks and I hope I'll be able to enjoy it you know with my weak heart and all. Is there a chance that maybe we can make love together in one of my many condos? And no I absolutely positively don't think you or any other woman is stupid including my wife who I'm leaving because she doesn't understand me.
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Fred looks damn sexy and I'm sure a lot of women would find him good enough to eat. I bet Fred really knows how to satisfy. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Replace Reseve after 10 repacks...............
JustChuteMeNow replied to buzi's topic in Gear and Rigging
Here are my two cents that I gleaned from working at Strong Enterprises for awhile. We tested all of canopies that came in for a recertification on a machine that specifically measured the porosity/permeability of a reserve or a main. For what its worth, the amount of repacks seemed to have no correlation to airworthiness. Sun damage and the amount of use (ie jumps) seemed to be the biggest factors. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. -
Well if they had pics of say nekid jumps in places like Sebastian I might be more inclined to be excited. Of course that's just an example Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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Here is another Wednesday funny for the men since the women I tell this joke to don't laugh near as hard as the men...... Your joke was great by the way. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students and says that, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident to the class. Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "that must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,Fffff, fffff'... and before she could say "FUCK," the Rottweiler ate him!" Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.
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***(checks down shirt front) Nope. Not a man. Wendy W. *** Perhaps a second opinion will be necessary and I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers. After all, there are men who have those man booby things going on and we should be absolutely sure about who is in the man fraternity. (Checks down pants) Yes there is my happy penis. Yep I'm a man. Joke Time: When is it time to do the dishes? Look down your pants and if there is a penis there it isn't time. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.