Kris
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I'm shocked, Kate! You never offered me that job for my ability to wake up before anyone else! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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So sad...what a waste of a beautiful woman. Sigh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble." Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The tradition has been born, and the DZ.com cadre saw that it was good! We kept that conference call going until 2am. I shudder to think what my bill will be like when it arrives. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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32 days to go WFFC here I come lock up your daughters Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Foo Fighters "One By One" Morrissey "Bona Drag" Tori Amos "Strange Little Girls" Ministry "The 12" Singles" Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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[evil laugh] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [/evil laugh] Let The Games Begin! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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If you are talking about sliding in on one's bottom, well, that's bad and can cause serious spinal injury. If you are talking about sliding landings for experienced jumpers, then that's a different thing. Many experienced jumpers pilot higer-wingloaded canopies and they may not be able to bring them to a complete stop on landing. You'll usually see them running their landings out. The canopy planes out, they're out of flare, and they still have a pretty good amount of forward speed so they start sprinting like Carl Lewis while they run out the landing. This is a bad thing. The reason it is bad is that it is easier to sprain / break an ankle, or go for a tumble. If you have the landing terrain for it, it is much better to put your feet down at that point and to slide out the landing on the soles of your feet. Think running across the lineoleum kitchen floor with your socks on and sliding. Same thing. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's fine for an experienced jumper but I do not want a first-jump student (or any student for that matter) trying to remember whether to cutaway or not depending on the type of malfunction they are having. They may get confused, they may hesitate too long, they may do the wrong thing. All that and they are screaming towards the planet at terminal as well. One procedure, one decision. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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WooHoo! It's about time, you slacker editrix! I guess I won't tell you that I just got done making several skydives that I got paid to make. Naaahhhhh, I can't do that, that would be mean. Besides, I have to leave for a dinner and a flick with some friends anyway. Only 6 hours to go, Jess. Hang in there! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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What I teach my students is to try to clear a wrapped PC twice then cut away and go for their reserve. Try to kick it off once, then one last time. There is no third time. If it's still there then it isn't your friend, it isn't going away, and you need to initiate your emergency procedures. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'd watch it if I were you, Tinkerbelle. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Damn. We've lost too many good people already. Best wishes for Ian the family he has left behind. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Your God maybe. This thread needs a NSFW, religious-themed, same-sex action picture. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Break him, Jessinator! Break him and make him call you "Tortas'"! BTW, you could probably get away with calling him "Suzie" or "Silky-boy". After all, it is Hookitt we're talking about. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Why do I have the feeling that our own Jessica wrote those answers?
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Happy B-Day, Erk!!!!!! Shouldn't you be out getting a lap dance right now? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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If the bike is subject to a lien (if you're making payments on it to a bank or finance company) you have to carry both comp and collision in addition to liability. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'll definitely be there. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Damn if you aren't my hero. I will be choosing my next rig based on the feedback I read on the Skyhook over the next few months. While I like the price / safety of the Wings, I really like the design of the Skyhook. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Very serious. Dammit, Hook. I wanna see VIDEO! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I know a girl who has the head of Woodstock from the Peanut's comic as her hackey. Upon reflection...I'm not sure if that's really cool or really disturbing. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Quite dyslexic, apparently. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Raeford is proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy.
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((((((((((((((((((((HUGS!)))))))))))))))))))) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™