Kris

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  1. We'll need to get some hair follicle cells as well. I'll see what I can do at Rantoul... Who's going to distract Cajones? Wow...this is like Operation Melons, all over again. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. Lew, it's not the hair that makes one dead-sexy, it's the person underneath that does that....and you do it well. I voted for the donation. Besides, if you don't like the look, the great thing about hair is that it grows back, and that you did it for a great cause.
  3. Then? You're from the South...I thought everyone still had big hair. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Congrats!!!!!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Sheesh, like you've never sacrificed a head of lettuce before? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Kris

    SPIES!

    Definitely hit that Lavasoft link and download the free copy of Ad-Aware Personal Edition. It will remove the spyware from your PC. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. Agreed, Andy. My Stiletto opens like a champ every time. To quote Skycat, it's like falling into warm ice cream when it opens. I very rarely get off-heading openings and when I do, it's never more than 30 or so degrees off. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Damn, I knew someone was going to call me on that one. As for the beer...looks like I'll just have to schedule another trip to Raeford so I can repay my debt. It's nice to know that I've caused a new rule to be instituted at a DZ. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. It really depends on the canopy. You either get a good one or you don't. I jumped the piss out of Merrick's Sabre 190 while I was waiting for my new elliptical a couple of years ago and I couldn't get that thing to open hard if I tried. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. The Katana didn't deserve to be called a sport bike. It's an entry-level sport-tourer if anything. That having been said, if it's true that this canopy is a replacement for the Stiletto, designed to compete with the Crossfire2 then I am waiting like a kid on the night before Christmas. Damn. I think I've just wet myself. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Kris

    god help me...

    You know...I knew there was a reason you studied all of that forensics and psychology literature. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. They have that way of doing that, don't they? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. So, it'll be an attacking purple butt in freefall instead of pink? I can go with that. Change is good, dammit! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. Kris

    god help me...

    You are either the perfect woman....or some bad man's soon-to-be worst nightmare. Possibly both. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. How will that schedule fit in with the grand-theft-auto and breaking & entering? How much bail money will I need to bring. Will a lawyer be provided? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. It works on some, others it doesn't. Experiment. My Sabre opened better after I stopped rolling the nose completely on a psycho-pack, but better with it rolled on a PRO pack. Odd, I know. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. If you're not pulling in a track, if you're using tight stows, and are pencil-rolling the tail 3-5 times, then I would talk to a rigger about getting a pocket put on your slider. I had an original Sabre and adding the pocket and psycho-packing it did wonders for the openings. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. Yes. Yes I did. You'll get your spanking in 30 days. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. Kris

    god help me...

    I recommend a large freezer and a wood-chipper. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. Dammit, Stacy!!!! I knew you'd be all over that like a pit bull on a 3-legged cat. It was supposed to be our secret, snookums.
  21. At least that's not a firm "no". Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Purple. Purple rig, purple canopy, purple altimeter, purple FF suit, purple helmet (heh), purple towels, purple bed spread....I could go on. As for the other, of couse I'm not going to kick your butt. I'm just going to spank it until it turns that beautiful light-pink color.
  23. Sarcastic Purple Messican Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. I couldn't have said it better myself. I'll even look, then tug, on the chest straps of my friends on my dive to make sure theirs are properly routed as well. Also, when I have a Cessna full of IAD students I follow this same procedure every time: At 1000' their seatbelts come off & get stowed, their radios get turned on, I tug on all of their chest-straps, then I give the last frontal gear-check to the student in the #1 spot. When the next student gets into the #1 position, they get their last frontal check as well. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Even if you are a friend of Katie's, we'll still hang out with you. Welcome to the madness that is DZ.com. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™