Kris

I've brought you twirly cookies before and I will do so again. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

If I were to show up packed to my DZ it would rip the fabric of space-time as we know it. Not to mention the fact that everyone at the DZ would probably have a coronary. The only time I usually pack before leaving is if I am jumping somewhere out of town. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here? Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked! Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie? Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man? Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen. [A Russian gangster comes into the bar] Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team. [After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you. Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed. Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship! [After Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop] Murphy MacManus: Kind of liberating, isn't it? Rocco: You know, it is a bit. Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe. Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain. Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Conner MacManus: How far are we going to take this? Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? [After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] Conner MacManus: What the fuck are you doing? Rocco: I'll tip her! Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. Conner MacManus: That was nicely put. [After Rocco gets his finger shot off] Rocco: Feels like it's still there. Conner MacManus: Yeah, well it's not. Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Deuce, could you be serious, for once!? Besides, it was obvious from the picture that he didn't use enough flight-line to tie the engine together. Glad you were able to walk away, Phil. You can always build another plane. Building another body...that's the hard part. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I have accepted Kevin Smith as my personal savior! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

The Boondock Saints Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

One of the best movies ever! The best scene would have to be the one with the cat! I laughed so hard I cried. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

WTF?! When did I make the list?! GRRRRR!!!! Damn you to a PMS-ridden, chocolate-less hell, you evil boozehag of a strumpet! Ummm....of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*Quickly calls airline to have destination changed on ticket* It's good to be Messican.

Amen. While my car stereo is quite capable of cracking asphalt, I never have the volume up if I am going through a neighborhood or public area where it could be considered to be a nuisance. I also hate the cars that are nothing but bass, no balance or imaging at all. At least on mine, if I'm cranking a song, there's no distortion and you can pick out each instrument being played very clearly. Kris

But...but! I thought it meant more! *glances forlornly at his packed bags and ticket to San Antonio* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Even the grandmothers are getting into it. I give you, Alma Gates. Below is a pic of what the SPL (sound pressure level) in her Bronco is capable of. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

You're stalking me, aren't you? SWEET!!!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Because the ProTrack doesn't double as a wrist-mounted digital alti, and it also isn't water-resistant (good for pond-swooping). Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Shit! She's on to us! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

How did I know you'd prove me so right? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

No, I just know you. I figured you would have either broken the bottle or used it for White-Out by now. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

You have got to send me the entire pic. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Wishes? I bet HH lies awake at night looking at what JT has done to his bandwidth bill and cries about it.

Make sure you also have white & silver in stock as well, I have to match my gear you know. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I have a skill that nobody can take away. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Jesus Saves. (passes to Moses...shoots...SCORE!) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

From the hair? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*sniff* Damn, you're so good to me, woman!

If I did mine, it would definitely have to be purple. But first I would need to get rid of this farmers tan...oh, and did I mention the mutant toe nail I have from dropping a crate on my big toe when I was 8? Not paintable, that one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™