Kris
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And I beheld when Stacy and Jessica had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind...named Boozehags of the Apocalypse. In other words...if you two meet, it will be the end of the universe as we know. it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You are the Walt Whitman of evil, Stacy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You cry and I feel better? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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ACK! Don't add me to the list. My pre-registration is in, the hotel is booked, and the vacation time is approved. I just popped in here to make fun of Stacy for not going to Rantoul. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It's good that they forgave you and befriended you, even after your hook-turning right into one of their hoofed brethern. That's not what they mean when they refer to "tenderizing" meat, Stacy. Sick em'. I don't care as long as I'm loaded up on mead first.
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No, she's a riglet. Slather her in Cypres-loop silicone. Slippery, yet sticky. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Z-Hills is where all the cool kids will be. *ducks into thread to laugh at those not going to Rantoul...runs back out before being pelted with rotting vegetation* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oh. Dear. God....*soda spits out nose* can't breathe...laughing too hard... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The drunk dial can't even begin to prepare for what she's like in person once she's had her "barley & hops" infusion. It's like watching a tornado of contentrated evil rip through holy ground. But in a good way. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sorry, that's Clay terminology for ya'.
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Taken care of. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I only got one in yesterday, dammit. The winds picked up and we called it. I'm home now saving cash for SkyFest and Rantoul. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I can't believe you beat me to that, Remy. I mean, hell, it's Clay. As in "No Sheep Is Safe, It's Clay". Don't get me started on what he looks for in a "cum dumpster"
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I've used a Digitude for a few jumps and I, as a person who grew up around computers and digital readouts, loved it. I found it very easy to read and equally easy to mentally process what I was reading. I'm picking up an Alti-2 Neptune as soon as they are released for sale. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bob, you're at one of the best DZ's on the east coast, so we know you have great taste! Welcome to the sport! The people at Raeford are top shelf. Enjoy it! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Haven't had a lot of luck packing Stiletto's though, have ya'? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'm not optimistic...I just know the future. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Or, hopefully, three.. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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No problem at all. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah...it's a bit of a sausage fest, isn't it? Okay, ladies (and others without breasts)! This is your wakeup call, dammit! Read this thread HERE. Then come back to this thread. Done? Damn slow readers. Okay, if you want to be part of the Official DZ.com Drunk Dial List of Love, reply to this thread and give me a really good reason, story, back massage, fresh baked cookies, jump tickets, naughty pictures of yourself, or your excuse as to why you were too lame to sign up the first time. Then, PM me with your phone number. I'll roll it into the list and kick you down a copy. If you want to participate but do not want your number listed. PM me your info and I will add it to the list with the provision that whoever wants to drunk dial you must PM you to get your number. Your number will stay only in my master list that doesn't get distributed. That way, everyone knows that you're easy for a call, but not that easy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*adds 50 respect points to Sue's account....* I did have the Eurythmics in my list. Chameleons rock, as do Big Big Country and the Mighty Lemon Drops. But you also forgot about Devo, Men Without Hats, New Order, and XTC! XTC fer chrissakes! How could you? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Totally unconscionable. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*swoon* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh...like lambs to the slaughter. Everyone say "high!" to my friend Cody. He's the one we all love to hate. 17 years old, 500 jumps. But he's a good guy. I'll have him in tow with me at the WFFC this year. I'll be the one trying to keep him pure by keeping Sunshine and Skydiverchick away from him. Or, at least not letting his dad find out. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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What are you, HIGH? They're pierced nips for the love of Christ. I'll start the bidding at $250