
Kris
Members-
Content
6,199 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Feedback
0%
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Calendar
Dropzones
Gear
Articles
Fatalities
Stolen
Indoor
Help
Downloads
Gallery
Blogs
Store
Videos
Classifieds
Everything posted by Kris
-
Jack, I'll be arriving Sunday around 1pm but I'll give you the rest of the day for practice if you want. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
It's about time that secret came out! It was killing me not being able to congratulate you.
-
It there "just in case". By your logic, I could then just stuff the main in the bag any which way because I have a perfectly good reserve on my back. No, one should take care with their main as well. Same with their eyes. Alti's fail, one should know what different altitudes look like with their eyes. Use your alti and your eyes. Learn what 2K, 3K, 4K, 5K, etc....look like on both your alti and the earth. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
I'll definitely commit to doing this and to doing some pre-practice for those who want to help form the base. Team Lightspeed: We use up more sky in 60 seconds than NASA. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Outstanding! It's about damn time. Tell that monkey to get him and his cannon to Rantoul now. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
HEY! DAMMIT! It was a deer! A suicidal doe! There was nothing I could do! *sob* I killed Bambi! *sings: Doe, A Deer....A Female Smear.* Thanks, Jess, you illiterate, bad-tempered, boozehag. You've set my therapy back months. I know who your secret admirer is and now I'm definitely not tellin'! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Shut your cock hole woman!!! And make me a sammich!!! Wow...did Sunny really go there? I mean, Clay, of course we know that you go there more often than a fat kid goes back for seconds...but Sunny? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Because your altimeter is only a backup to your eyes. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Interesting color designs for seven-cells?
Kris replied to ScratchTX's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yeah, there was a guy at SkyFest this weekend w/a cool canopy (cant think of his name right now). His main had white top and bottom skins and all the ribs were rainbow patterned.When looking at this canopy in flight from the ground with the sun shining through it looked like stained glass...very pretty. -
Didn't our own Billvon land in Mexico once? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Wider? I've never heard about that either. I just pull them straight down. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
I wouldn't say lesbian as much as I would say extremely butch. BTW, next time, remember to take the Marlboro out of your mouth before telling me to fuck off. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Chief instuctor 40 years old having relations with just 18 year old students
Kris replied to Redblue's topic in The Bonfire
Sorry, dude. I can vouch for the fact that SadSue is definitely 100% female. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
I'm O-Neg but I'm in Oklahoma. C'mon, SoCal jumpers. Pitch in and help a brother in need out! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Chief instuctor 40 years old having relations with just 18 year old students
Kris replied to Redblue's topic in The Bonfire
No.. Not at all.... Yes, actually, he is. This scenario was even covered in my course to get my rating. It's blatently using inherent trust and position to take advantage of another. Most DZ's enforce the rule that students are off limits until they get their A-license for good reason. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Mucho vibes on the way, Lisa! (((HUG))) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
I have one of her necklaces and Pammi does incredible work. I can't believe nobody has included a link to her site yet. http://www.dropzonejewelry.com Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
BANG!! Ouch!! Shit!! I'm on my back and spinning towards the ground!!
Kris replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
Rob, glad to hear you made out okay. Now, don't be an ass about your packing again, capice? -
I just talked to Lisa (Mouth). She was just arriving home and has checked her PM's. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
And me. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
It was a link to a personal attack. I didn't think it appropriate and the moderator's apparently didn't either. There were better ways to ask for the information. Also remember that this site "Ain't no damn democracy". Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Mmmm....curry. Yesterday was Tikka Masala day at this great Indian cuisine restaurant by my office. Very outstanding. I'm actually off to bed in a bit. I'm driving down to Skydive Dallas in the early morning to meet up with some friends at their SkyFest boogie. CASA-212 tailgate! WooHoo! I've budgeted for about 10 jumps for tomorrow. Gotta watch that Rantoul budget. Hope you have a great weekend and hurry up and get well so you can get back in the air! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
These are the albums that will always be on my iPod no matter what! Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill B-52's - Rock Lobster Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique Beatles - Revolver Björk - Post Coldplay - Parachutes Cult - Sonic Temple Dave Matthews Band - The Lillywhite Sessions Delerium - Semantic Spaces Front 242 - Official Version INXS - X Jesus & Mary Chain - ALL OF THEM! Kittie - Spit Kruder & Dorfmeister - The K&D Sessions Live - The Distance To Here Liz Phair - Exile In Guyville Lords of Acid - Lust Massive Attack - No Protection Ministry - Greatest Fits Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine, Fixed, And All That Could Have Been, Still Ozzy Osbourne - The Ozzman Cometh Pearl Jam - Ten Pink Floyd - A Momentary Lapse of Reason Poe - Haunted Portishead - Dummy Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet Queensryche - Greatest Hits Rage Against the Machine - Battle of Los Angeles RHCP - Blood Sugar Sex Magik Simple Minds - Glittering Prize 81-92 Smashing Pumpkins - Gish Smiths - Best Sneaker Pimps - Splinter Sting - Brand New Day Sublime - Sublime Thievery Corporation - The Mirror Conspiracy This Mortal Coil - Filigree & Shadow Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes, Scarlet's Walk, Songs From The Choirgirl Hotel, To Venus & Back Train - Train U2 - Boy, October Utah Saints - Two Van Halen - 5150 Veruca Salt - Veruca Salt White Zombie - La Sexorcisto - Devil Music Vol-1 Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
That's why I called it "light". It's not exactly like it's engaging my higher brain or anything. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
-
Right now? Light comedic entertainment. You know...I've found that respecting someone as a person goes a lot further than treating them as an object. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™