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  1. Kris

    New Drunk Dial List

    One other thing, for info on the list, read this thread: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=471549 If you don't kick down your number, you don't get a list. It's that simple. Be warned, you may be called at any time. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. Damn, Andy...do you carry those nuts around in a wheel-barrow? Better you than I. Congrats on your 500th, even if I do think you're crazy for jumping that thing. Bring some of that corn to Rantoul and we'll roast it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. Kris

    New Drunk Dial List

    Check your PM's! The latest drunk dial list has been released to the included masses. We are now 30 strong and spreading like a bad rash on a cheap prom-date. Remember, use this power for evil...not good! The list was created with Excel from MS Office XP. If you are unable to open it, let me know and I will send you a version saved in Office 95 format. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Not advertising...just very well informed sources. I know exactly what it is. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Sigh...I just found out that it won't be made any larger than 150. I really wanted to try a 170 version of it at Rantoul. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry piteously in the corner now. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. I generally trash pack my Stiletto. I just make sure the slider is at the stops, Shake the lines to the center and the fabric to the outside. Once I clear the stabilizers I just roll it up psycho-pack style and stuff it in the bag. Consistant soft, on-heading openings every time. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. Watch it, Mrs. Robinson. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Maybe cause you don't smile at yourself for 20 minutes a day...just a though. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. Dude, I'm on like King Kong. We're leaving OKC at 4am next Sunday morning come hell or high-water. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. Kris

    Published...

    Duh! They covered that on SouthPark a long time ago. When faced with an oncoming lava flow you simply duck & cover. Sheesh! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. I know! Who would do such a thing!!!! Oh...wait a minute...*pulls up pic Dove posted of her butt in her thong* Ummm....be right back, there are kittens that need killin' and families that work for the Kleenex company to keep employed. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. Kris

    Published...

    You're over-analyzing again, hon. Stick with the single grain of sand. *runs quickly to escape Michele's slap* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. Kris

    Rather bored

    You mean the ones that say, "That's it...come to Kris, bring honey...and some feathers..."? Would those be the voices? If so, they're rather common, but serious. I'd heed them, if I were you. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. Ahhh....youth. *puts on fireproof Nomex suit and watches while Cody plays with the lava-hot flame that is Sunshine's libido* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Kris

    Rather bored

    Going? Damnit, Clay! You beat me to it! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Kris

    Published...

    Bahfooey! As if there was ever any doubt, hon! Big congrats and bigger hugs to you, Michele! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. Have someone deploy you via IAD on exit. It's much easier to pull it off that way. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. No worries, I will be at Rantoul Sunday afternoon and I'm not leaving until they kick me out.
  19. Sunny, I luvz ya, but there's no way in hell I'm letting you anywhere near him. You'll ruin him for any other woman. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. A gentleman that doesn't get caught never tells. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. Blasphemer! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Tree fall down go boom. Cars parked under tree go squish. House next to tree went, "Whew!" These Cliff Notes sponsered by: Ritalin. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. The boy has been banned so many times that I swear the Greenies and HH probably have a single, customized "Ban Jumprunner/Stylin'" button they can hit to save time. Mmmmm.....Princess Leia. I wonder what it'll take to talk her into donning the gold bikini and reenacting that famous scene with me...minus the strangulation, of course. Damn right! And don't you ever forget that, whitey! Oh. My. *makes note to remember to use that word on her if I ever meet her* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Thy will be done. I'll make sure there's plenty of video, hon.
  25. It's a step on the path to becoming a Router God (CCIE). Cisco Certification is one of the few that actually means something, especially at the CCIE level. The tests are very in-depth and are from a problem-solving perspective. Cisco certification means you will have a much easier time becoming a network admin. It's not bad work if you can get it. I currently have CCNA and CCNP and have thought about going for CCIE but it's a real bitch. The CCIE, besides involving several tests, also has a practical component. You're basically thrown in a room with a network setup and you have to debug the issues on that network. In relative terms, the CCNA would be an associate's degree, the CCIE is the doctorate. There was a time when a freshly minted CCIE could walk onto any job for 6-figures. The market is tighter but recruiters and HR (especially at my job) will give your resume a closer look if you have any Cisco certs. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™