Kris
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I'm not a breakfast person, in fact it makes me very ill. Around lunch I'll eat some fruit or some Subway. During the day I'll drink diet soda or water. If I'm in the heat I'll take in Gatorade as well. But generally, I survive on caffeine and nicoteine. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Shoot a PM to Michael. His screen name on here is "WFFC". He'll let you know what you need to do. ps. Don't call him Mike. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That would work, except for the fact that when you get wasted, you always end up on the packing table no matter what. We'll just wait for you to sleep walk and then we'll bag you like a hunted lion...or, in your case, a pygmy marmoset with PMS. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Only if we get to hang the sleeping bag from the flag-pole after we get it zipped up. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That will only last about an hour before you drunkenly stumble to the packing table and pass out on it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Seth, you're my fucking hero. Get her! *Why yes, I have been known to incite a riot...* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Seth, I've seen her notebook. It's not even a notebook. It's a barbie coloring book with the title blacked out and "My True Freindz That Musst Dye" (her spelling) written in. I'll worry about being in the book once she finally learns how to color within the lines. But she does a pretty good Donald Duck sketch...well, at least the feet anyway. It's always easier to work with what you know... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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So...when you got kicked out of the C-130 bar last year...it wasn't a lifetime ban? I'll see everyone at Rantoul on Friday. WooHoo! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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No kidding. She sold me a bridge once. Said it came with a free rack. I got to see the rack but never got the bridge. She said it was lost in shipping. But, you know what? That's okay. The rack made up for it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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[Dr. Evil] MUAHAHAHAHA! [/Dr. Evil] That'll teach ya'! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Okay, ditch the hot FF boy at Rantoul and I'll supply the lemon shake-up's and the body oil. BTW, nice sig. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Exactly. A skydive isn't over until you are safely back in the hangar. Keep your head on a swivel even while crossing the landing area. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bah. It's all in how you carry yourself. Me...well, I'm a mountain troll with the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god happens to be Buddha. Yet, somehow, I never seem to be short a date when I need one. But, like the famous Kevin Smith says...if you don't have the looks, well, you just have to be one supremely sincere & charming MF. And you know what, it works and it works well. Either that or I did something that put a lot of bank into my karma account at some point. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Upon reflection...I think that you had better not bag on SkyFest and that you should bring the bikini along as well. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Tease! And I might have worn a bikini. You never can tell. Double tease! You'd better not bag on SkyFest as well! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Blasphemer! All of the earth's sea creatures were meant to be enjoyed...preferably with some garlic and some butter sauce. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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REM - Murmur Juliana Hatfield Three - Become What You Are Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Tuna. Raw. Great sushi is nirvana served in chopstick-sized portions. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Liz Phair - White Chocolate Space Egg Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Please explain why Because of the way it is designed. In some situations it can take a spread impact force and concentrate it on a smaller area on the skull due to the ribs on it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Spooky, that happened to me for the first time last Saturday as well. I looked at it, dumbstruck, for a couple of minutes. If I hadn't been with the rig every second I would have sworn someone was playing a joke, but it hadn't been out of my sight since I had landed. The knot on mine was about 12-14 inches below the PC. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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No kidding. Besides, I doubt a cheap duffle from Wal-Mart will last more than a season. I've been to hell & back with my SQ1 gear bag for almost 4 seasons now. It still looks brand new and there isn't so much as a bad stitch anywhere on it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Not funny! You owe me a new keyboard. This one has Mt. Dew all over it from me laughing while taking a drink!
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I thought I felt a knot in your pants the last time we hugged. I thought it was a bagel! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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My work here is done.