Kris

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  1. Damn. Kate gets fiesty when she doesn't get any bread! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. I'll even throw in a jug of Tropicana Pure Premium Orange Juice with Triple Vitamin-C, no pulp.
  3. I'll even let you name the surprise. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Well...there was this one time that involved 3.8 liters of SuperSlick, a giraffe, a trapeze set, and 4 dwarf jugglers. So, Sunshine and I are watching the jugglers work with.....you know...on second thought....you just had to have been there. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. And I've seen you at your best. That still doesn't make up for lack of Star Wars knowledge, but, since you are the Amazing Sunshine...I'll let it slide. You've got 3 months to watch the first three released SW films and get a report back to me. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Absinthe Martini Ingredients: 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth 1/8 tsp Absinthe Mixing instructions: Stir well with ice. Strain into a prechilled cocktail glass. Very pleasant with an onion stuffed olive. Some bartenders pour a soucon of Absinthe into the glass, swirl it around and then add the martini. Yeah. I'd definitely drink that. Extra-dirty, please. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. She'd never seen "The Breakfast Club"? Hands down, the best of the Brat-Pack flicks! Fast Times...mmmm....Phoebe Cates. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Yeah, but she's an RW girl so she's already admittedly a bit off. She has mead though...and dammit, that makes up for a lot! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. See...further proof you've never watched it or you would have remembered the chain, too. Sigh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. That's it...go hide in the corner! God forbid you should go hide in front of a TV playing a STAR WARS FLICK! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. You know...come to think of it, I think I saw her eating borscht once. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. She's never seen "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi". I used to think she was cool...sigh. Kris Sunshine Who?
  13. Drat! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. The universe is out to get you, Jess. (Sweet!) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Holy crap! I have that exact same color pattern on my Stiletto, Mirage, and FF suit. I'll have to charge you a trademark fee now. Nice swoops, BTW. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Nope. Never. Until this, I really didn't think it possible. I thought the incident in Germany a few years back was just a fluke one-off. My faith in humanity has just slipped another notch. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. Do you think that the fact that you're 5'2" may have something to do with that opinion? Personally, I can go either way. It doesn't make a big difference to me. But, if there are benches, I prefer the ones that fold against the wall. It makes exiting a large group so much easier. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. Wow...small world. I've jumped out of that plane. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. Too bad you miss. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. You're forgetting one small thing...rate of descent. A PLF may work for a lightly-loaded canopy, but a pocket rocket coming out of the sky at 2000fpm is a different matter. Flare as much as you need to flare to land your canopy safely. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. Contact SSK. They will get you a new laminated wallet-card. http://www.cypres-usa.com/ Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. You want Chris Schindler's website. http://www.diverdriver.com Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. Kris

    Monday Funny

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  24. I love living in Oklahoma sometimes. No inspection, no smog check. Independant tag agencies for licenses, registration, & plates. 3.25% excise tax and only a $91 new / renewal registration fee. Getting tags for my new car took all of 7 minutes at the tag agency which is a whopping 2 miles from my house in the shopping mall. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. You're probably right. I watched him eviscerate someone, who made fun of goatee, with only a curve pin. Chuck's baaaaaddd! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™