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I just went to a convenience store and they didn't have bread
Kris replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
Damn. Kate gets fiesty when she doesn't get any bread! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
I'll even throw in a jug of Tropicana Pure Premium Orange Juice with Triple Vitamin-C, no pulp.
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I'll even let you name the surprise. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Well...there was this one time that involved 3.8 liters of SuperSlick, a giraffe, a trapeze set, and 4 dwarf jugglers. So, Sunshine and I are watching the jugglers work with.....you know...on second thought....you just had to have been there. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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And I've seen you at your best. That still doesn't make up for lack of Star Wars knowledge, but, since you are the Amazing Sunshine...I'll let it slide. You've got 3 months to watch the first three released SW films and get a report back to me. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Absinthe Martini Ingredients: 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth 1/8 tsp Absinthe Mixing instructions: Stir well with ice. Strain into a prechilled cocktail glass. Very pleasant with an onion stuffed olive. Some bartenders pour a soucon of Absinthe into the glass, swirl it around and then add the martini. Yeah. I'd definitely drink that. Extra-dirty, please. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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She'd never seen "The Breakfast Club"? Hands down, the best of the Brat-Pack flicks! Fast Times...mmmm....Phoebe Cates. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, but she's an RW girl so she's already admittedly a bit off. She has mead though...and dammit, that makes up for a lot! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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See...further proof you've never watched it or you would have remembered the chain, too. Sigh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's it...go hide in the corner! God forbid you should go hide in front of a TV playing a STAR WARS FLICK! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You know...come to think of it, I think I saw her eating borscht once. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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She's never seen "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi". I used to think she was cool...sigh. Kris Sunshine Who?
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Drat! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The universe is out to get you, Jess. (Sweet!) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Holy crap! I have that exact same color pattern on my Stiletto, Mirage, and FF suit. I'll have to charge you a trademark fee now. Nice swoops, BTW. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Nope. Never. Until this, I really didn't think it possible. I thought the incident in Germany a few years back was just a fluke one-off. My faith in humanity has just slipped another notch. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Do you think that the fact that you're 5'2" may have something to do with that opinion? Personally, I can go either way. It doesn't make a big difference to me. But, if there are benches, I prefer the ones that fold against the wall. It makes exiting a large group so much easier. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Wow...small world. I've jumped out of that plane. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Too bad you miss. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You're forgetting one small thing...rate of descent. A PLF may work for a lightly-loaded canopy, but a pocket rocket coming out of the sky at 2000fpm is a different matter. Flare as much as you need to flare to land your canopy safely. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Contact SSK. They will get you a new laminated wallet-card. http://www.cypres-usa.com/ Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You want Chris Schindler's website. http://www.diverdriver.com Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I love living in Oklahoma sometimes. No inspection, no smog check. Independant tag agencies for licenses, registration, & plates. 3.25% excise tax and only a $91 new / renewal registration fee. Getting tags for my new car took all of 7 minutes at the tag agency which is a whopping 2 miles from my house in the shopping mall. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You're probably right. I watched him eviscerate someone, who made fun of goatee, with only a curve pin. Chuck's baaaaaddd! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™