Kris
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Don't forget to add that if she's a really good girl, you just may pop to have her meal super-sized. That always gets them! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ho'? How dare you! I'm leaving. I'm off to the corner to go make the rent check. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I've already planned on stopping at the HEB to pick up some Shiner so don't give me ANY GUFF, woman! BTW, since you have parrots, I'll have a nice squab dinner ready for you when you get home. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Well, Duh! You know I'm going to agree with that just so I can crash at your place tomorrow while I'm in town on business. But after tomorrow night, it's back to the bashing! Ya' hear me?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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He obviously hasn't met you in person yet. *runs to join the witness protection program* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sending huge vibes to my injured friend!
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The Spurs? Damn...someone made a deal with the devil. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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If you chop a baglock and it hits someones car, it's covered. If you fly into powerlines and start a grassfire and damage the power line, it's covered. (Actually know someone that happened to...clipped a power line with his canopy) It won't replace your gear or cover your medical costs though. USPA can give you the paperwork showing what is covered. It's basically just property liability insurance. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You've never seen most grandmothers in TX, have you? Rebecca, go with the unicycle....maybe a mime outfit, but you'll probably need a kevlar vest for that one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Why yes, yes you are. Now, about that stick... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Blood is acidic. Make sure that you have a rigger do some pull-tests on the affected areas to check for weakness in the fabric. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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He's your dad...he knows even if you don't tell him.
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Tell em' it's a silver sperm. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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"One time Bob landed on an ant and we all laughed. And then I thought, what if I was an ant, and Bob landed on me?" Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I think only Antonio Banderas could do me justice on the big screen. You'd just have to shrink him a foot and throw another 60 pounds on him. But I think Phreezone is more of a Ricky Schroder kind of guy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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WB, you know I gotz your back! I actually had that patch ready before I had the rig and made sure the embroidery would be low enough not to interfere. Find me at Rantoul and I'll have a surprise for your rig as well. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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My first rig was a 1996 Talon and the narrow legstrap pads were very uncomfortable. I asked my rigger how much I was looking at to get the legstraps replaced and he whipped up a pair of slip-over pads for $60. They had closed-cell foam and you just threaded your old legstrap and leg-pad through it for added cushion & surface area. I think it took him maybe 45 minutes to make them and they looked like they came from the factory. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You make for a much better shameless boozehag. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Now if you could just learn how to drive... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You're still quite "angsty", too.
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You know....I believe Michele has a free personal attack from Sangiro that she hasn't used yet. Ask her if you can have it.
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Damn, you beat me to it. Sunshine may be a taco short of a combo, but it's in an endearing way and that's what we all love about her. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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He respects his four-legged-lovers enough to leave cab-fare home on the table for them the next morning. He really is a nice guy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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And so has Sunshine on many a time. She is quite the hottie, I've met her in person. The advantage to Sunshine is that she is real flesh & blood. The fact she has a great rack isn't a bad bonus either. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ohhh.....you're one of those people, aren't you, NacMac? I knew there was a reason I liked you.