Kris

Every 30-days, no questions. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yeah, what he said! Try to hold back at 4 margarita's with your dinner. Good luck, Icka!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Get well soon, SunnyOne! You'll be back in the air before you know it, babe. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Dude! I am so all about a good cheesy Kung Fu flick and this one looks good! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Naked in a pool of jello? *grabs video helmet...and some Kleenex* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

She does. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Quite simply, you would break him and ruin him for any other woman. Let your games begin! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Oh. My. God. Your futon is majestic. It's comfort should be legend. If it disappears from your place, it wasn't me. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

There's only one hero you need to call when you need to save the world... Howard The Duck Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Hmmm....well, I was going to say, "What's up, Captain Ahab?" Buy maybe I won't... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I truly wish.

Yup, and they just got their first save with the system several months back. They may still have the story on their website. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I'll second Ramon as being a great sit coach. He really helped me out last year.

~$6000:2:0 $6000 = The possible amount of damage to my precious red sports car. 2 awesome jumps No beer owed. Okay, here's the skinny. Jess told me about this party they were going to have at Skydive San Marcos. It sounded like a fun time and I get the bonus of hanging with Jessica and Brains so I'm in. I left work in Oklahoma City on Friday and immediately started driving for Jess's place in San Antonio. Then the omens started. 11:30, I stop for gas...twice. The first place I stopped had bad pumps. at midnight, my precious Phoenix Gold amp that runs my mids & highs gave up the ghost for no apparent reason. The fuses are good and I'm showing voltage (doesn't everyone carry a multimeter in their car?) on both the remote & power leads. At 12:20, it happened, just inside Round Rock, TX about 15 mins from Austin. I saw a white & brown flash with two great big brown eyes. Next thing I know, my air-bags had deployed and I was trying my best not to flinch and lose control of my car. I hit the hazards and pulled over to the far left breakdown lane as there was traffic in the other lane and it was closest. Yup, I had killed Bambi. Bambi was a suicide deer with a note pinned to her neck that read, "Goodbye, cruel forest." The carnage to my car was incredible considering that it was a glancing blow off of the front passenger corner. The entire front faschia, gone. Front rt quarter panel, toast. Hood, toast. Windsheid, toast. Airbags, toast and they smelled like ass and burned the piss out of my hand. The evil damage I notice when I saw that my sunroof wouldn't close all the way. It looks like the unibody has been torqued a few degrees off from true. Now, here's where I have to give it up to TX hospitality. I called Jess who was still 100 miles away and she put down the beer she had just cracked open and got on the road to come get me. The Round Rock police blocked the highway and I was able to drive the car to the exit ramp and park it in a Denny's until roadside service could send a wrecker. The officer then dragged me into Denny's and bought me a beverage & late dinner. Go Texas! I finally ended up conking out on Jess's futon at 4am. The adjustor should be looking at it within the next couple of days. I'm just glad I have full coverages on my insurance and that it's probably not totalled. The party the next night at SSM was epic. I found out that Jess was still a maggot, having done her SCR dive and never having completed her ceremony. Her and several others were dragged out to the pea-gravel at the appropriate time and were given their speech and their trophies. I don't think she knew just how cold the ceremony got because she became righteously pissed. But, she was a sport and stuck through it. There were many drunk dials, there were some boobies, fireworks, free beer, and good vibes. Big props this weekend go out to the Round Rock police, SSM, and the DZO Phil for taking pity on my plight and kicking down a free jump from 13.5K yesterday once the weather cleared. At least one good thing happened with my car being stuck in TX, when I go to pick it up I can use it as an excuse to spend the weekend at SSM. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

That's it, get upset just because Jess accused you of being snuggled up to your teddy bear while wearing pink panties for not being around to answer your phone. We were all definitely "TO THE FENCE!" on Saturday night. It was an evening of epic proportions. I laughed, I cried, I swam with babes drunk on Wild Turkey, I poured ice-cold beer on Jessica, I ogled boobies, I got morning wood. It was glorious. However, as much as SSM rocks, their cellular coverage in that area of TX sucks rocks. I kept getting cutouts. Sorry I missed your calls on Sun, Chuck, my phone wasn't receiving in the building. As for why my weekend was so damn expensive, I am getting ready to write it up in the weekend #'s and it's a doozy of a story. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I'll bet you *do* know how to work "it". Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Considering that a major tornado skimmed (within one mile) by my house in Moore, OK yesterday, I think I'm doing pretty damn well. I finally got power back just before midnight last night. Driving around this morning and seeing the devastation was...unreal. It levelled several areas and destroyed 80% of the General Motors plant. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Re-read the request. They only want 4-dimensional, not the 8th Dimension. BTW, has anyone told you that you look like Captain Ahab? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yup, I get shake on my JVC DVM-80. Also, the JVC's do not have a LANC port so you can't use a CamEye II with it. Also, if the camera shuts off or goes into standby you have to reset the focus back to manual from auto. I will be replacing it with a Sony as soon as I can afford it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Be comfortable with executing them smoothly & evenly at altitude and have a solid understanding of where the stall point is at using your rear risers would be the biggies. I would also recommend that you first try it on a day that has a pretty decent amount of wind. I have done a couple of rear riser landings on my Stiletto loaded at almost 1.4 and they are interesting, but do-able. Also remember that some canopies will respond completely differently on rears than another of the same size but different model. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Do you really let go of your control lines under canopy? I read that too and I really hope we're reading that wrong or he mis-stated that fact. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Just for that, I'm posting your number to the "Ban all flying machines" newsgroup.

Bah. It's not anywhere near as good as "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead". Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

The geek link for Slappies chat is IRC server IRC.XIRCN.COM port: 6667 Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Mark, kick down a URL. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™