Kris

Damn, then I feel special. I'll keep your number all for myself then.

You're not on my shit list. I have your number. Let me know if you don't want it on the semi-public list, or if you just want me to keep it on my *personal* list. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

And it's carried. My number my be given out to any dz.com member of Old Hand status or higher. Gotta show the love, baby! Damn...I shouldn't have opened my mouth. Okay everyone, PM me your numbers, including your drunk dial lists of the numbers that your know are okay to give out to others of the drunken dial family. I'll roll it into a spreadsheet with mine and make it pretty. Make sure you let me know if you do not want your number to go out to certain people. If you have any questions or suggestions, let me know. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Okay everyone, this thing is EXPLODING! I now have 20+ numbers in my drunk dial. I think we need to come up with an official "Keeper of the list". Someone who will make sure that the numbers are properly distributed while holding back numbers froms someone if they don't want their # to go out to certain people. Any takers? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Brave fucker, aint'cha? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

(Jeopardy theme music plays) Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I can't believe I am still doing this but due to my recent divorce from my wife and the fact that she took everything I have to suffer through this hell whole once again! With that being said, Let's take a look at the scores. Britney Spears is in first place with $20. Britney Spears: First off, I would like to set the record straight that my boobs are very real and would like to say hi to my boyfriend Justin Timberlake and encourage everyone to buy N'Syncs newest cd, Celebrity. Hey Justin. (makes kissing motions). Alex Trebek: Whatever. Moving on, we have Angelina Jolie in second place with $10. Angelina Jolie: Hey Alex. I would like to say hi to my husband Billy Bob and would like to inform the viewers that I have the pendant around my neck where I keep some drops of his blood.(holds up pendant) Alex Trebek: You are very sick. Moving on, in third place we have Sean Connery with a -$4,000. Sean Connery: Hey Trebek, tell your mother I had a good time last night. (Connery laughs) Alex Trebek: Okay I'm going to let that last comment slide. Let's take a look at the categories for Double Jeopardy. And the categories are: Potent Potables, Famous Bonds, which are actors from Bond movies, Bloussant Products, M&Ms, Don't Sit Here, Cars, and finally "Falls That Begin With Niagra." Britney you are in first place so we will start with you. Britney Spears: I will take Enemas for $500. Alex Trebek: That is M&M's not enemas. Lets move on. Ms. Jolie, Why don't you pick. Angelina Jolie: I'll take Gone in 60 seconds for $7000. Alex Trebek: What's wrong with you people. Let me pick the cateory. The Category is Cars and the answer is, "You usually see these at a drive in theater. (Britney Spears buzzes in). Ms Spears. Britney Spears: What is a plastic surgeon. (buzzer sounds). Alex Trebek: No. (Angelina buzzes in) Mrs. Jolie. Angelina Jolie: What is Tombraider Alex Trebek: No, good lord! Someone else please. (Connery buzzes in) Yes, Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: That would be me humping your mother on the floor Trebek. Alex Trebek: Stop that please. The answer is cars. Mr. Connery the board is yours. Sean Connery: I'll take famous Buns for $900. Alex Trebek: That's Famous Bonds not "Buns". And the answer is, "This actor starred in the 1986 Bond Film, "The Living Daylights." (Connery buzzes in) Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: Jennifer Lopez. Alex Trebek: its not famous buns, Mr. Connery. Unfortunately the board is still yours. Sean Connery: I'll take Falls That Begin With Viagra for $3000. Alex Trebek: The answer is not Viagra, its...You know what forget it and lets just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is, "Where are you from?" Just tell me where you are from.(music plays). it can be from your mothers stomach or jail but just write something down. i do not care if you lie to me. (music stops). Okay, let's start with you Brittney. You wrote down Mickey Mouse Club and you wagered your boyfriend Justin. Britney Spears: What do you think? Alex Trebek: I think you have too much air up your head. Moving on, Angelina Jolie wrote down, Nothing and you wagered "Tombraider". good for you. (Angelina smirks) Finally we have Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: hello again, Trebek. Alex Trebek: You wrote down, "A house". Okay that is good. and your wager, "A house where I can bonk Trebek's mom. (Connery laughs). Alex Trebek: Wonderful. I am Alex Trebek saying good night and never watch this show again. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Nah...I like hanging out with Jess because there's always alcohol involved. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

To hell with the PC. Go throw on your rig & bikini and take some pictures by the Unix boxen or some high-end Cisco equipment. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

If you like Evanescence, you'll probably like The Kindeythieves. There's something about an angsty female vocalist that just gets me grooving... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Hey, what can I say. I heard a killer phrase and I had to borrow it from her. I can't make up the cool stuff like that.

Zaphod, glad you could join the party. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

It's okay, you can still earn points in other areas or you can play my exciting home game. Yup. Don't ever show up at my place wearing only a trenchcoat and carrying a bottle of wine. Nope, never. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*Borrows Hotblack Desiato's sounds amplifiers. He won't miss them, he's spending a year dead for tax reasons* (50 cool points if anyone gets that ref) [Ed McMahon Voice] CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, JOHNNY?! [/Ed McMahon Voice] I'm usually the first guy to do something that somebody tells me not to do, plus, I always did love a good beating. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Exactly! Unless he goes over a waterfall. Then his Cypress will automatically deploy it. Mmmmmm....curry. I knew there was something I really liked about you.

My work here is done. Awww, hell. Who am I kidding? *puts on kevlar boxers* [Ed McMahon Voice] You, ma'am, are CORRECT! [/Ed McMahon Voice] Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Silly girl. You have to have a reserve! Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses and try the veal. (ooohhhhh...I'm gonna get it for that one!) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Well, he has excellent taste in women, and he's a Rodriguez Brother, so, yeah...I'll definitely agree. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

You like being difficult, don't you? Don't make me bust out with my Ed McMahon impersonations. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Sigh...too bad you're a Valley Girl. They're known for talking the talk, but failing on delivery. (that should do it) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[Buzz Lightyear Voice] You're mocking me, aren't you? [/Buzz Lightyear Voice] Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Okay, I now have the following DZ.commers in my drunk speed-dial: DZDiva, Clay, Brits17, Viking, Skydiverchick, Phree, Jessica, SkyKat, Bytch, Mouth, WildBlue, Val, Sunshine, and SkyMonkeyONE. I will be kicking it full-on Monkey-Style at Skydive San Marcos this weekend with Brains & Jessica. Those of you (Becky) who fail to PM me their number shall miss out on the nig-noggery. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*Tries to glare balefully at Diva but fails and cracks a grin* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

The fraternal ref is bang on. I felt nothin' but good vibes & family love in Raeford, and I can't wait to hang with the monkeys again. I think Rantoul will be quite the gathering. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I psycho pack. Slippery isn't an issue. Even with a PRO pack, it all comes down to how well you can control your canopy. If you can finesse a new canopy made with DuPont SolarMax into a small d-bag you can pretty much pack anything. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Of course you're worthy. You're number went without saying. So...ummm....I'll trade you a Bytch & a Kelli for Carrie's #. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™