RoadRash

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  1. As I said to someone else... Honey, you need to get laid...... ~R+R...I'll help!!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. I'll tell you if you tell me..... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. You guys crack me up......cocheese...you bring the beer, I bring the boobs...damion75...if you are missing the WFFC...you are missing me...BOOBIE BRAIN!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. ~R+R...Hello Cabana Boy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. I'm honored......You should have listed the TWO VICE RULE and the FLASH RULES... I'm just evil...pure and simple......at least I am having fun... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. I've been called worse... I've even been called stuff which WASN'T true! But seriously, you try going without, and without prospect of any for six months and see how your brain works afterwards!! Well, there was prospect, but I did go longer than six months......But I feel much better now...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Whoa baby!!!!!!!!! You gonna be at WFFC? And make it either good beer or something strong like Jack and Coke...... ~R+R...The twins need some lovin'...damnit, my Cabana Boy is in AL...I miss him...and so do the twins...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. I had to read that twice before I realized it had "tit" instead of "tid"... ~R+R...I think you have boobies on the brain...... UK spelling - maybe we have boobies on the brain as a nation!! I said that like it was a bad thing... I'm gonna start calling you Boobie Brain...... ~R+R...BOOBIE BRAIN BOOBIE BRAIN BOOBIE BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaaaaaaaa...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. As you should be...I don't flash often...though I am usually told that I should...... RoadRash Rules for Flashing: Boobies will be revealed for 1 or more of the following reasons: A) (Is for) Altitude B) (Is for) Beads C) I'm drunk...and feelin' fine... ~R+R......Hey, these are rules to live by people...that and my TWO VICE rule... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. I had to read that twice before I realized it had "tit" instead of "tid"... ~R+R...I think you have boobies on the brain...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. OMG!!! I soooo completely forgot...I'm sorry...the boogie was a bit of a washout......There was a lot of drunken volleyball playing but no nudity...that I know of...I had to turn in early......I'll make a deal with ya...if I meet ya anytime soon, I flash ya for free......(I'm completely serious, just make sure I have had a few beers......) Hmmmm....Birthday suit? Naughty...! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Ok, now that's a visual...... ~R+R...Tighty whities or boxers? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. Good on you - now stop typing and get on the Cabana-phone!!
  14. Nope. Not a joke. In Indiana, it is now officially 3.2. ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. Ruh Roh.. .. I didn't mean to cause sad memories. I just miss him tonight... will still be a bit before we can live together. Actually, ditto...but I said something mean...and I owe him an apology...I hate giving apologies over the phone...but right now it is a necessity...... ~R+R
  16. I know I am intruding on ya'lls conversation... but I completely agree with your statement. This thread started a great friendship...and a more incredible love.. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=298970;search_string=shit%20eating%20fools;#298970 Damn, after reading that I need a cold shower! And reminds me that I owe someone an apology...... ~R+R
  17. These things should definitely be shared. My task always seems to be coming up with the sauce... ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, we have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a good one...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. This is probably an American thing, which is why I don't understand it... but what exactly IS a Cabana Boy? (obviously I got that it is your guy, but what does the slang mean?) (He's gonna love this......) Slang wise...well, for me it is someone who lathers me in oil and fans me with palm fronds...but in reality, think tropical, a dark complected guy in a white uniform serving fruity drinks...... ~R+R...You are reading an encyclopedia...look it up!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. I think you need to get laid...... ~R+R...This is starting to remind me of the episode of Seinfeld where George went without sex for a long period of time and somehow grew a brain...that was useful...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. I have one phrase for that comment: "Feel the burn"...... So true...I prefer champagne...I like the bubbles...... Fine thank you...and you? Are you advertising? ~R+R...Hmmmmm...sausage...Now I miss my Cabana boy... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. Frying up sausage naked...... Or...having some fun in the kitchen...whatever you want to call it...... ~R+R...Cooking can be an enjoyable and rewarding task... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. Noodles...what does a brain have to do with a sausage?!? Bummer......It tends to get really hot and humid here in the summer...got to take advantage of it...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. Plenty of oil huh...? Sauce...do you like it extra spicy? Or does that burn......Now whipped cream can be mucho fun...... Oh yes, I like to enjoy sausage where ever and whenever I can......I don't usually have to sneak one into the cinema considering it is usually clothed and then unveiled in the dark......Sharing is caring...... ~R+R...Come on, you can do better than that......SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...you don't mention hijackings until they are complete... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. Nope - if you do that for long enough then it becomes state normal, and then every other dya is a bonus! And how can people tell? Gorilla molester!! Below the belt!! OUCH!! but you asked for that!!