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  1. RoadRash
    Dude, as wingnut said...I hope you are using lube!!!! All those poor kittens...did you make them suffer? ~R+R...Signed: Bored in West Lafayette... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Whoa... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I completely agree...100%...Moving on... ~R+R...So many things to do, so little time...NOT... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Ssshhh, you're going to ruin all of our fun. The only excitement we locals get in the summer is watching the Yankees melt from the heat and humidity. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's a good one...I have forgotten what it is like in the south in the summer...despite the fact that I was born there and lived there for 10 years...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    OMG!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Ok, back to your regularly scheduled program... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    how this sounds so wrong to me........ Ooooooooooooh...baaaaaaaaaaaad boy...Someone needs a spanking...... ~R+R...Hey, you don't sound that drunk...I guess I have to see you after more than 24 hours without sleep to see you shitfaced...!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    i'm just hoping for his sake he uses some lube.... chaffing sucks............... ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!...Ok, that's two in a row...keep it up...I'm having a blast... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    like we haf to ask.... can't you tell he's busy.. let him be..he'll reprt back soon enogh.... ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I wanna know now!!!!! Since it is getting towards midnight...you know 12 kittens, 12 hours... ~R+R...All right now I am just downright goofy...if my posts become incomprehensible...I blame it completely on my caffeine high...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I think it is because he thinks he has to squat on people to win a match...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    zero calories but all the caffeeneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... beer much better... nuber 6 good............. Sounds like someone is feeling really happy......I'm just hyper...and I have this weekend off...even if the weather sucks...!!! I finally get to sleep in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Sleep, what is that...have I done that before?!?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    So did you finish off the half dozen or did you go for the gold and kill a dozen? ~R+R No puppies today...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    you have much to learn young padawan........... fff is the master........... a provert as it may be....... ther is no trying to be proverted only doing.... Ooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...::bows down::... I have much to learn...and will do everything I can to learn it...... ~R+R...I think I drank too much Diet Coke...I feel all jittery now...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Cool...a good friend of mine lives around that area...... Mums the word...... I actually think she's in the US right now, but will be returning soon to Seol...so I might have you give her a ring...she's cute too...... P.S. I'm from Louisiana...born in Baton Rouge to be exact......Never been in New Orleans during Mardi Gras though...and I am hoping to change that soon...... ~R+R...Just call me George...As in Curious George...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    but do you know what a provert and a prevert are?????? maybe a searchis n order for one of freefal freaks posts from way back... Hmmm...this intrigues me...tell me more...... ~R+R What in god's name is a prevert?!? Previously a pervert? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    .... but those re best left for the imagination...... I definitely agree...... ~R+R...::holds up hands like Richard Nixon::...I AM NOT A PERVERT!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    First of all, when you move to SC...you better get used to the higher alcohol content of the beer...along with the frightening amount of white lightening I still seem to encounter when I visit the south......How the hell long are you gonna be in Korea? And can you tell a friend of mine hello for me...... Well, I'll be in NC...though not sure where...I'm excited to be moving...but I didn't know that far in advance...that's the military for ya...... ~R+R...Where is home wingnut? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    .... when 100 new post a day tok 2 hours to read and were way more interesting than the 1000 here today........... even though clay never disapionts.... LoL...I agree......Hell, I met my Cabana boy via a goofy TalkBack thread......well, we sort of bonded over bondage......Zip ties vs. hand cuffs...... ~R+R...Actually, it had to do with him planning to become a cop...and I thought it was funny how he was stating how he was getting his very own pair of cuffs...I told him I already had a pair...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    heckbefor ei even had a lisc. i was a regualr on here..... we;lll ther were only about 30 of us then....lol...... way back in 99'........... WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! That makes you one of the first...I'll bet you have some stories to tell......No, seriously....... ~R+R...See, I made up for my lack of time on here by PW...ahhhh...at least I can remember TalkBack...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    should of hug out at the d.com tent too.... it was pretty wild!! LoL...at that point in my jumping career...I didn't even know DropZone.com existed!!!! Now I check it everyday... ~R+R...Yeah, I'm a dork...I even searched the internet for stuff on skydiving...came to this site...only saw the forums...and figured that it wasn't going to be helpful......Ignorance is just plain hilarious sometimes... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    If I were an air marshal...I would tell the airlines to go f*ck themselves...I would say they could wear whatever they GD please as long as they blend into the crowd and are inconspicuous. A dress code for someone essentially (there is no essential about it), someone who is working undercover?!?!? Who exactly at TSA came up with this garbage? I want to write them a nasty letter...... This type of thing always reminds me of when the FBI visited the fair home of Purdue University...everyone and his uncle knew which car, suit and shoes, as well as sunglasses they were wearing...But they weren't working undercover...or so we were told...after they were snooping around student records...and yes, they found Al Quaeda in West Lafayette, IN...... ~R+R...In IN!?!? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    As of this moment, it is still talking to my Cabana boy, and telling him how much I miss him...
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    Uh yeah...but my brother watches religiously...so I would have fun telling him such a story...about a hairdresser beating Jericho...... ~R+R...What, you don't find the "Walls of Jericho" intriguing...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    that's where ya went wrong... if ya would of voluntered at normalrewistartion you couod of met me........ and given me shit for forgettingmy log book........ Damnit!!!...I knew I was volunteering in the wrong place......Hey, you weren't the only one who forgot their log book...there were several jumpers who had to call friends and DZs for all sorts of verifications! (some people had 1000s of jumps...so they thought, why do I need a log book?) ~R+R...One of many stories I could tell...just don't ask me to translate Japanese sign language...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Sewing?

    RoadRash replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire

    Don't worry, I have been accused many times of being mistress of the oblivious... ~R+R...Ok, only a few times...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ~R+R...Are you serious!?!?! Chris Jericho?My bro would piss his pants if he heard that... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...