RoadRash
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Are you calling me fat? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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...That's a good one... ~R+R...I'm a tall with big boobs online...well...I'm only partially lying...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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::holds up a map::...So where is the transexual? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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that's my baby You bet your boots...hey, you still wearing those boots......'cause I think they are kinda kinky...... ~R+R...Ride 'em cowboy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What, you need insurance to get into my bed?......That sounds kinda kinky...... ~R+R...I'll bring my cuffs...and collar... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Blacken out a couple of teeth and you will fit right in... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I WANNA JOIN THE ME CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Lemme in pleeeeeeeeeeeeease....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Lemme call you, then I can tell you if you are the same...... 'Course I could be a real weirdo on the phone and in person...WAIT!!!! I am...... At least I can say I am consistent...... ~R+R...I'm just a spaz with a little kink thrown in for fun...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I must be really messed up...I thought pink screwdriver...... ~R+R...Oh well...at least I am getting screwed...anyway, I have been told...My mind is like God it works in mysterious ways... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Like I said, you will never have to make me a cup of coffee ever...
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Ooooooooh...those do look kinda cool...... I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...I don't need 'em, I just want them...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Yummmmm...I recommend Aventinus... goooooooood shit......I'm thinkin' about bringing some to WFFC....not sure if I can find enough yet though...need to stock up before the trip...... ~R+R...Hmmmmm...now I'm thirsty...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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....Breath, breath.... ~R+R...That's hilarious...Phew...I can breath....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Since he is busy...I'll answer for him... ::cough, cough:: KENNEDY ::cough, cough:: ~R+R...Well, he does...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What is the most difficult thing you will do today?
RoadRash replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Today, for me...it was making it through a full day of work without having to take time off to deal with the horrible migraine that had me at one point holding my head up with my hands... ~R+R...But I got through the day, and feel a helluva lot better now... -
Actually what really happened is that he got back over and picked her up and then proceeded to bitch about the amount of effort it took him to come get her. As a result, she decided that being friends with him was much more suited to her liking and told him so. When he tried to throw her out of the boat, she flashed him and he got so distracted that he fell out of the boat while she laughed at him. As he had already rowed her close enough to the shore that she didn't need to do anything but step onto shore she did so. Ok, this is freakin' hilarious!!!! ~R+R......Row, row, row, your boat......... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Just make sure you get laid...no more encyclopedia reading for a while...and if you need anymore Philosophy or advice...I'm here for ya...... ~R+R......HAVE FUN!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...what kind of beer you buyin'? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I have never heard that one before...but I am DEFINITELY gonna repeat it...Now all I need is a shotgun...... ~R+R...And some private property, but that's another matter entirely...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I do not have your book. Hurry and write it. However I really don't need to lose weight. How can I work it to help me? Eat more......Gain weight, then suggest a way to lose it to your sweetie... ~R+R...Just a suggestion...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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This is THE BONFIRE dear, TB no longer exists...::shakes head::...How many times do I have to tell you? ~R+R...I know you are absent-minded, but I love you anyway...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Habits from skydiving that cross-over to other areas of life?
RoadRash replied to HeatherB's topic in The Bonfire
ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome...good shit... ~R+R...Damn, that's funny... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
I agree...you are gonna have a hard time proving that you are a jackass with that pic floating around...... ~R+R...Ahhhh...what a cutie!
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees....... ~R+R...Naughty little PW, needs a spanking...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...