RoadRash

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  1. What was the name of that place? I think someone told me about it, but I never got a chance to go there... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. Good answer...and I wholeheartedly agree...I work at a zoo where everyone there...directors included, are female...well, lemme put it like this...right now...everyone is PMSing... ~R+R...Not me...of course not me...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. Don't forget handcuffs and duct tape...... ~R+R...Those always come in handy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. RoadRash

    'fess up guys

    Which reminds me...how about that recipe you promised? ~R+R...Yummm...I'm hungry...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Sorry man..I'm ME#2....you can be ME#3 if you want! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Good point!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Good Girl! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! I'll be here all week! ~R+R...Now I must go get hot, wet, and slippery......Have a nice day! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. Are you bored? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. Thank you. That tells me, you wanna hear more...... Well.... ~R+R::insert cheesy porno music here:: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. Nawww, she sounds like a hardass...she wants to sink it low... ~R+R...I meant that in a purely sexual way, I promise...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Yeah! I swear!!!! I know I don't have much proof, but I'm really not that evil! She is really nice in person, and cool to jump with too...... ~R+R...Just don't piss her off...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Actually, he is quite opposite from fragile......I know from experience...... ~R+R...I'll shut up now...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Evil, evil Turtle...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. Everytime I read this title I think: I DO, I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Stay cool! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. What, you need insurance to get into my bed?......That sounds kinda kinky...... ~R+R...I'll bring my cuffs...and collar... Just home owners insurance or renters insurance - broken beds are pretty expensive. and pulled up carpet is a bitch to replace. I'll keep that in mind...::ponders::..."pulled up carpet"...I've never done that one before...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Well, if you are at Purdue, then you should seek out George Goble and have him teach you how to start a barbecue with liquid oxygen. Why, PU is just down the street...George Goble you say? I must inquire of this individual...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......Liquid oxygen...hmmmmm.... ~R+R...You've given me something to think about thanks! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Tsk, tsk...we know your game...we just use it to our advantage...Mwahahahahahahahaha...... ~R+R...Of course, I am sweet and innocent...aren't I Kennedy? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Hey!!! I rodeo'd a blowup Shamu this weekend. I had the death grip on him too I've never done a rodeo... But you should definitely put a few jumps aside for me...are you gonna be at WFFC!?!? If so...lemme know...we need to make a few jumps...... ~R+R...I'll definitely make them interesting.......... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. Huh? RR, did you put bejeezus in this boy? And if so, apparently he's lost it, so please put it back. Nope, the beejeezus were put there by B&N cafe... And whatever he has lost...well, I am attempting to put it back...... ~R+R...Did that sound evil? I hope so...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. RoadRash

    'fess up guys

    Good grief and after what I just said about you...geeze...... ~R+R...YOU ARE STILL A POOHEAD!!!!! Even though I know you are joking... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. WHAT????? it wasn't the thread... it was the fabric....... there's a diffrence..... what did you think i ment????? OMG, I left my brain in the gutter today......Maybe it is safer there...... ~R+R...I need to lay off the caffeine...OH WAIT!!!! I haven't had any caffeine...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm just an insomniac...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. once again you have never met me in person....... then again i will be at wffc when we get to meet and all bets are off atthat place.... it just doessomething to a person..... maybe it's the free beer, or maybe it's sunshine hitting on the ladies.... or maybe it's the bytch being everywhere..... who knows.............. I don't know...when I hang out at a drop zone, I tend to turn into a pyro...Of course...if you hand me explosives and there is shit to blow up...you are asking for trouble...... ~R+R...I have never blown anything up on a DZ...NEVER...not sweet little innocent me...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. have no fear,,,,,, this thread will still be going tommow i can feel it now.....oh wait wrong thing i was feeling, that wasn' t the thread.. it was.............. TOO MUCH INFORMATION, TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!! ~R+R...I promise, I'm not that scary or giggly in person...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. Are you calling me fat? ~R+R...... LOL ! Nope just trying to be funny, but looks aren't everything. Hey just wondering, can you do a good Ape impression since you work with them ? Nope...but I can fling poo with the best of 'em...I'm afraid that the only impression I can do is of a spider monkey flinging feces...I work at the zoo...but I unfortunately due to the current policies I can't volunteer anymore...Don't ask me why... ~R+R...I still get to play with a lot of the animals...I just can't work in the cages and feed them...oh well...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. You seem pretty outgoing to me......I'm still gonna DD this week...just for fun...... ~R+R...I have a bottle of wine I have been saving...I think its time to open that sucker...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...