RoadRash
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I was born in the south, I spent half my life in the south, and yes, I do get tired of people assuming that I am a fucking redneck considering I don't have an accent and I don't run around with my legs spread open like Scarlett O'Hara...so excuse me if I get a little mad but maybe if the Yankees had any idea how much fun we have at their expense they would STFU... BTW...when I moved up north, not only was it fucking cold, but everyone assumed I was a fucking moron because I had an accent...Sad thing is, that not only was I advanced in several subjects, but most of the idiots at my school didn't even know how to diagram a sentence...or how to spell grammar... Rant over... ~R+R...P.S. AT LEAST IN THE SOUTH, WHEN SOMEONE SMILES AND SAYS HELLO; THEY SAY HELLO AND SMILE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Really?? Like this? Is that a hematite ball? ~R+R...What gauge is it? I used to sell body jewelry...plus, I am posted on the wall of a tattoo shop......I guess I'm just unique... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I'm surprised...I was waiting for...doing two hot chicks or something....... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Oh, I guess you haven't heard...the next weird thing to hit todays youth is the use of very large piercing objects and hanging suspended from them...I think it's goofy...but there are some cultures who do this for religious reasons...but it is getting big with a small group of people... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Duuuuude...Drink tons of water...and if you start looking particularly sweaty, act faint, claim you are feeling a little ill...go home early and get some jumps in......If that doesn't work...bitch until there is no tomorrow... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!! I'll bet you get a lot of stares when you are groping yourself... ~R+R...WAIT!!! You mentioned the nuts...but what about the dong?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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That's a good one!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...I'm gonna have to repeat that one... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...I needed that...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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About what? ~R+R...I'm bored...slightly depressed and just declared myself a vagina...great... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...I had to do it... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ok, I have to agree...I was sooooooooo tempted to bid too......But eBay can be addictive...I must resist...... ~R+R...Do I hear $0.20, $0.20? How about $0.25? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I already know FAR more about his sex life than I ever need to. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, but I could tell you more...... ~R+R...But I won't...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Not really, you have to mix that with a variety of beans and other ingredients to form a complete protein... edited to add: someone else beat me to it... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Humans need protein. Meat is a good source of protein. People have been wearing skins and fur for how long? Exactly...guess what? You know that protein from meat...well, that helped us to evolve to the point where we were a different species...yes, evidence shows that Chimps were eating insects, small animals, etc. and this helped evolution along... ~R+R...Just an anthropological perspective... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I refer to him as my "roomie" because he is in the enclosure in the gift shop I work in at a local zoo. His name is Titan and I believe he is an adult. Oooooh........Yeah, Titan is terribly temperamental and right now he is shedding...which means he is extra pissy... Thanks to my observations about Titan...he has been given specific sized food (his diet, they give him eggs and veggies along with mice), keep the heating pads on a lot higher, and they found out he was shedding. I was told I was becoming a tegu expert...... ~R+R
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You can't. That's the whole idea. People outside can't see in, but when you're in there, you can see out easily. Either way, I just think it's an odd concept...and I think it is time for me to take a nap because I am completely exausted.... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Edited: 'cause I'm an idiot who needs some more sleep...so I will be less of an idiot... ~R+R...::shiver::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hell, I watch a black and white Tegu eat a mouse two or three times a week...except they are frozen and have to be thawed prior to feeding time......So no scurrying furry animals to watch... ~R+R...Sometimes he has a hard time eating it...and so he gums it for an hour...I love it when people ask me how long it takes for him to eat it, and I say, "How long you got?" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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So, what are YOU looking forward to most about Rantoul this year??
RoadRash replied to Unstable's topic in The Bonfire
ROFLAO!!!!!!!! Guess what I put $50 aside for to buy a new one? ~R+R...And if you want me to make a belly flop in the swoop pond, it is gonna cost ya...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
OMG!!!!!!!!!::applause:: That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Seriously, good for you!!
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Verbally assault them.......Or...Walk right up to them...start having a conversation with them and follow them around until: A) They hang up and talk to you...(or tell you to f*ck off) or they B) Run away in fear...... At least that has worked for me...... ~R+R...The next question is, how do you handle unwanted phone calls?...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Dropzone.com contingent-WFFC 2004-The List #2, updated
RoadRash replied to RevJim's topic in The Bonfire
I didn't do it, I swear!!!! I really didn't!!!! Yeah Rev, it is still called "Pre-reg" in the registration tent, but most of the work is hopefully gonna be done for us...we have people check over the forms and initial the waiver...Everything else should be gravy...... P.S. I am gonna be Pre-registering today I think...for the nifty skydiver band...'cause Jeran is awesome and scheduled me for hours in the afternoon/evening just before sunset has arrived but before the parties begin...... ~R+R...I am gonna bring candy again this year......Anybody hungry? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
Ok, this weekend was a bummer except:... zero: zip: nada: and 1 trip to Rantoul... Despite not being able to jump this weekend (low on funds)...I got to hang out with Bernice and Jeran at Grishom Hall while they were getting ready for the volunteer meeting for WFFC...Needless to say, Thelma and Louise kept me entertained......Just don't let Bernice pump gas...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Dropzone.com contingent-WFFC 2004-The List #2, updated
RoadRash replied to RevJim's topic in The Bonfire
Just to let everyone know...I am gonna be working Pre-Registration...so drop on by and say Hi... ~R+R...That also means that I get the nifty staff band too...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Puhlease. Our newspaper already did a special page on that one. It's brand new and it's already tired. Besides, SNL does funny like old people fuck. If you want comedy these days, you have to go to Mad TV for it. They rock! - ...I agree...I would prefer to see MadTV's take on the cell decorating...I wonder how she is gonna accessorize her new attire...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...