RoadRash

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  1. I forgot one other person I knew back in high school... I don't remember which Real World...but does anyone remember Shane Landrum? Well, I remember when he used to play the trumpet in the West Lafayette Junior/Senior High School band... ~R+R...And yes, I played the flute, so ha... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, that was one of the funniest things I have read all day...... ~R+R...chopchop and PlayThing sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. I like to see a man show his muscles, but not that much! Ouch! Although, weird is good! What? You ain't in to the Freddy Kruger type? Hmmm....let's see...he's a spiffy dresser, probably gives a good back scratch, likes to party all night and has a winning smile! I guess he ain't all that bad! Don't fall asleep next to the dude though ~R+R...Great, now I am gonna have nightmares...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. Sure! And it looks like he's really good at acupuncture. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that is definitely a different way of looking at shoving nails in one's body...... ~R+R...Ok, that was a good one...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. I like to see a man show his muscles, but not that much! Ouch! Although, weird is good! What? You ain't in to the Freddy Kruger type? Hmmm....let's see...he's a spiffy dresser, probably gives a good back scratch, likes to party all night and has a winning smile! I guess he ain't all that bad! Are you talking about Freddy Kruger?!? ~R+R...Signed: Cornfused in Indiana...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...she understands the benefits of bipedalism...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Been there done that......not as bad as some of the pics...but it looked pretty bad...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. either that or a shit load of alcohol..... almost had a chick talked into it once..... problem was i couldn't find another chick willing too..... Damn, so close. Next time if I'm around I'll help ya in the search for the second party, I've got good taste in women
  9. would be an idea to entertain if i didn't know she had a bf......... ~R+R......Awww...poor wingnut...no female and her friend to help entertain...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. RoadRash

    PUB!!

    Shameless I know...... ~R+R...bump... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. ACME...you crack me up...... ~R+R....Well, I'm waiting everyone...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. oh i would say i would be "up" for it..... I guess that... and this says it all...... ~R+R...::feverishly rights this down::...just for future reference...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. [impatiently tapping foot] I'm waiting! [/impatiently tapping foot] Check your PMs... And...wingnut...you sure you are up for it? ~R+R...Multiple females=more people to satisfy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. that's why i have you here... to introduce me to them.......... Dude, that is my new mission......Ladies!!!!! Look who we have a here... ~R+R...Don't worry, I got your back...and you can borrow the cuffs...but could you put a little WD40 on the hinges...they will probably need it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. In that case, I'll PM you the Mardi Gras story...... ~R+R...Hey, I'm not joking...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. RoadRash

    PORN

    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah...make it baby!!!! ~R+R...You crack me up...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. [looking over shoulder for Kennedy] I am good baby, tell me more about this girl/girl thing [/looking over shoulder for Kennedy] ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nahhh...he'll give you a running start.......Girl/girl action...hmmmm......Well, I was at MY Mardi Gras party about 2 years ago...... ~R+R...Hey, I ain't postin' that on no forum!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. My high school french teacher (who also happens to be my parents neighbor) is good friends with Donald Sutherland's ex-wife......Yes, she knows Keifer as well... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. Whoa!! How YOU doin'?? ...Just fine thank you, and how are you? ~R+R...Sometimes you feel like it.......sometimes you don't...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. either that or a shit load of alcohol..... almost had a chick talked into it once..... problem was i couldn't find another chick willing too..... Tsk, tsk...you must be talking to the wrong girls...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!...Yeah...well, I need to get laid again, but it's been...hell, I'm not saying how long! ~R+R WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....I need to Ride The Turtle! ( you figure it out) There - Fixed it for ya. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I just read that...you are hilarious...... ~R+R...Whoa...I got a DD by a fake southerner, and a Turtle... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. The south isn't "The Price is Right"...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, that's a good idea!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Now that ought to be funny... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...