RoadRash

LoL...I'll be sure to come by when I need someone to lick my wounds...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

If it makes you feel any better...I do butt slides......but it has more to do with saving the ankles...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I don't have pictures...... ~R+R...Fine...you show me yours I'll show you mine....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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...Jesus, I'm not a porn star...and I am not telling how close...... ~R+R...Crap...one you is gonna get it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Wrong, try again...... ~R+R...Close, but no cigar...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, I almost forgot...but I promised a flash and that is what you are gonna get...... Well, his answer should have been... ~R+R...You thought I was gonna say it didn't ya...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Oh crap! Does that mean you noticed when I was staring at your boobs???? ...So that is what you were doing while I was pouring champagne...! ~R+R...Hmmmm...champagne....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

CAUTION!!!! Rant ahead...and some funny shit...... I have been working at the local zoo gift shop and volunteering time with animals to get some experience as a zookeeper. Unfortunately, thanks to a recent policy change, I can no longer volunteer while I am an employee in the gift shop......So I make do by doing some observation work for and with the zookeepers...... Well, a senior zookeeper and I had a conversation this morning that proved to me that I am a complete idiot who needs to grow some balls...... She asked me if I was a student at Purdue and what I was studying...and after telling her that I was an anthropology major with some primate classes she informed me that I should have put in an application to be a seasonal zookeeper because I had more experience with the animals than any of the seasonal zookeepers that were hired......The only reason I didn't put in an application is because I didn't think I was qualified...... Then, my day gets better......3 kids had screaming fits...2 had temper tantrums where one beat his head against the wall...and one child stole 4 pieces of candy......in front of me... And you are asking how it gets better...here it is...: A 16 yr. old guy with his younger brothers walks in and pick up some stuff to buy and walk up to the register... I ring him up and then I realize that the entire transaction the guy was staring at my boobs......while his brothers were wandering around the store...I looked straight into his eyes...square my shoulders and say,"How big do you think they are?" I have never seen a tanned white boy turn that red in my entire life......He paid, sheepishly smiled, walked out and at this point I started laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes... Ain't life grand...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Sure... a "friend". My counselor wouldn't let that slide for me either. Actually, she was my manager...and I thought she was kinda skanky......But sometimes she was fun to talk to...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I can't even come up with a good answer to that one...I am laughing too hard......How about... Fiddle-dede? ~R+R...Now where the hell is my Rhett Butler?!?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

stink ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that word...especially since it is the longest........ ~R+R...I like that word and surreptitious... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Crap........ ~R+R...Ooops...I forgot about that thread...fun times...back in the days of TalkBack...ahhhh...those were the days...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

The college freshmen I'll be teaching this fall weren't yet born when I turned 40. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ~R+R...FRESH MEAT... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!! Just wait....in ten more years...AARP will be knocking down your door...until then...stay young......Let PlayThing do her best to keep you that way...... ~R+R...Lany, I think chopchop needs a spanking...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

what are these for?? i figured out everything else... Ummmm...drinking...... ~R+R...Just a guess...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

...::hugs::... Hey, I have had one of those days too...I am pretty much fed up with everything...I am ready to move away, move on, and start a whole new life...but I have to wait another month and a half and save every penny...except what I put aside for WFFC... My advice: Take a warm bath with lavender salts and maybe some bubbles, and just relax...sometimes that helps me...and sometimes a very large Jack and Coke does the trick...... Feel better...

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...taking one for the team...sounds like torture to me...ooooh...I like it...... ~R+R...Here is my handle, here is my spout... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like it was a success......and everyone looks satisified...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Only if we got important people with us like last time, to keep us out of trouble. I do know the right people to keep us safe Awesome!!!!...Count me in...... ~R+R...I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Ummmm...well, I was there even before you were...so nyaaaaaaa....... ~R+R...Judy is calling...I must go speak to her...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I keep picturing a runway lined with glow in the dark condoms...just right for cart races........ ~R+R...Just an idea... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...