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  1. RoadRash
    Ooooh, good song...made me turn on... "Glycerine"...Bush... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    boa - Elephant... ~R+R...I'll bet everyone is thinking "WTF is that?"...Well, at least it is in English...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    But that's just one chick, you just need to limit the time charge by the 1/4 hour. Quick math: If you have the women lined up, fill him full of crystal meth, viagra, and jello shots (he's gotta eat) and work work him continuously for the whole 9 days you can make... $17.28 But that's assuming one woman at a time. If you get 2,3,4 or more a time... $$$ CHACHING!!! $$$ ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah...now he will be a moneymaker...multiple girly action...now that's the ticket...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    HEY!!!! "nuckin' futs" is MY line Nuh uh....You stole it!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...And I didn't have a hangover...but you were trying hard to make me have one...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    My nickname used to be "Nutty-as-a-fruitcake"...I think that says it all...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    noted..... but don't give up yet............i'm still your employee..... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...I win...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    i'm not cheap.......... i'm afordable..... My dear, $0.02 is cheap, $20.00 is affordable...... ~R+R...::grumble, grumble::...so much for my mission...you owe me... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, a lot of my relatives did go to Catholic school......But I went to public schools... So what's my excuse? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    i told ya.. sell me to casie for 2 cents...... Only $0.02? Ok, Casie...you wanna buy wingi for $0.02? I'll be waiting up at Pre-reg to sell him to ya...... ~R+R...How the hell did I end up with the cheapest man whore?!?!?!...I am sooooo forlorn....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    oh indeed you are my dear...... Why thank you...... ~R+R...Teehee...Twister....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Boy am I good...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Me... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Yes... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    thanks guys, i'll try my best to do my duty for god and website forums.........if i get smacked though, do i get a purple heart???? it would be cool... as my rig collors are yellow and purple.. i would match...hehehehe..... wait a second... if that hapens i will have failed...... never mind... notthinking about purple hearts...... p.s. casie is one cool cat, glad she gets to make an apearance at the convention... At first when you said Purple Hearts...I was thinking bruises from getting smacked...... ~R+R...So...will you still need pimping out or will you be busy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Come on let's do it...he can't resist us!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R Hey Robyn-bird...what do ya say? Whips! Chains! The Works! Diablo..dude...your ass is ours I'll bring the collar......OOooooh...ass....fun.... ~R+R...I'll bet he can hear the crack of the whip now...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Come on let's do it...he can't resist us!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Hey watch it now.......I'll let that one slide, but it's on like Donkey Kong if you use the "I double dog dare ya'!" How about triple dog dare ya? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Guess your parties are exclusive...... ~R+R...Let's partay!!!!!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    So how's that working out for ya? Hehehhehehhehe she said "spunk". Divorced... but he's my BEST friend...calls every week to check on how I'm doing. Thanks to me, he has a green card; thanks to him I have dual citizenship (american/suisse)..so see, it all worked out in the "end" Oh...and I still have a lot of SPUNK! want some? I love spunky people!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    i'm just messing with ya babe... please don't say such so much more meaner things like you arn't gona pimp me out...i was so looking forward to makingyou some money......... what will it take for you to forgive me???? ...I'm not sure if you want to ask that question...but I will keep it in mind for WFFC......And...I will most assuredly pimp you out...especially if you want to make me some money...... ~R+R...The Kinkmaster will strike again...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    you can't take a picture by your self, ya need help... wow, you arealy are an idiot...(hey you said it in your thread subject..no personal attack here).. Meanie......I'm not gonna pimp you out if you are gonna call me names... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    withoperations bunns goingon i think the war neds another front... do i see "operation guessing game" taking shape???? I think "Operation Boobie Proof" We need proof. Bra removal. Digital camera, and a picture.... of the Bra TAG, ya pervs! Ok, that I will do...it might take me a few minutes...gotta find my camera and take off my bra...... ~R+R...The twins are gonna get cold...now where is my gun nazi when I need him...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ~R+R...No, I jarred my ankle over the weekend and it kinda hurts...same damned ankle too...WTF is up with that...at least I didn't break it again......::knocks on wood::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...