RoadRash

I was kidding. Strippers or not, it's never free. However, strippers won't pee on the rug (mostly). Well, depends on how much you plan on paying the stripper...unfortunately, a stripper friend of mine said she would do "golden showers" for extra...I really didn't need to know that...... ~R+R...That brings back bad memories... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Not just yet...but when boogie time comes...I'll give you a show...... ~R+R...I'll even get other volunteers...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Ewwwww......get well soon...! Ok, it looks like you had a fishing accident...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Even ways that include us both naked with a lite coat of oil? ...can we watch? You have sooo earned a Kinkmaster name...Welcome...Kinkmaster Kuhl...I had no idea you were a voyeur...... ~R+R...A.K.A.Kinkmaster 2000... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Dude, give you your e-mail address...and I'll send you pictures of me in a Speedo...Will that make you feel better? ~R+R...I'll make sure to flash ya too...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Nawwww...I'll bet if you check her roots she is really a brunette...... ~R+R...Yes, I should be showering... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Well, from your avatar you look like a red head...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Thanks Neo...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Well....If I didn't ask how would I know? I'll ask again after you have basked in my Toga'd presence. I'm sure you'll be powerless to resist. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this I gotta see...... ~R+R....Ooooh, I get to "bask"....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

If I get ya the blonde......can I give you some pole too? ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! No...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Ooooooooooooooooooh...I want one!!!!!!!!!!!! The blonde, not the pole...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Sweet!!! I WANT ONE!!! WAIT!!!!!!!! I have one...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Yeah, she usually nails the pin on the head...or the head on the pin......Or...hell, I'm tired...... Michele, you need to post more...I enjoy reading them!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, Val, that's what I bought on Saturday...yummmmm....Now I am thirsty......Champagne...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

\ "rigger stiffing" is that a technical term? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

ROFLA!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...My favorite question for guys is..."What is the color of my eyes?" They never answer it right...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know...... ~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later... Lessee - 2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks - I'll buy THAT for a dollar! Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish? ~R+R...That's a new one on me... Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it! Damn straight!!!...Hell, if it's some sort of kinky turn on...I'll even buy 3 or 4 bottles...... ~R+R...Or maybe 5 or 6...who's bringing the glasses? I might as well share...... Do I get any say in who you share with? What if I promise there will be several ladies who will be partaking of said champagne bottles? ~R+R...... Promise all you want - but you are telling me you are going to steal my wallet - how can i trust you - I think we need a lineup. (are they going to be surprised when they look at my wallet though) ~R+R...That nothing is missing? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know...... ~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later... Lessee - 2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks - I'll buy THAT for a dollar! Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish? ~R+R...That's a new one on me... Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it! Damn straight!!!...Hell, if it's some sort of kinky turn on...I'll even buy 3 or 4 bottles...... ~R+R...Or maybe 5 or 6...who's bringing the glasses? I might as well share...... Do I get any say in who you share with? What if I promise there will be several ladies who will be partaking of said champagne bottles? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know...... ~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later... Lessee - 2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks - I'll buy THAT for a dollar! Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish? ~R+R...That's a new one on me... Wow! If that's the case, RR...go for it! Damn straight!!!...Hell, if it's some sort of kinky turn on...I'll even buy 3 or 4 bottles...... ~R+R...Or maybe 5 or 6...who's bringing the glasses? I might as well share...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know...... ~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later... Lessee - 2 bottles of champagne, and a night of handcuffs for 20 bucks - I'll buy THAT for a dollar! Ok, so let me get this straight...you want me to hancuff you to a bedpost...steal your wallet, buy two bottles of expensive champagne and then return your wallet...? Is this some sort of fetish? ~R+R...That's a new one on me... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know...... ~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I'm guessing that we need to define the paramaters of the relationship a bit further first. Or perhaps define "stiff" In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Are you suggesting that it was a set-up? Yes.... ~R+R...From a mile away...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Duct tape them to a chair...apply tar, then feathers...then...have a bunch of people put on all black robes while someone ominously says..... "This is your first and last warning." It he doesn't pay up...Well, then you have to wear the black robes and do something far more evil...... ~R+R...I'm in a bad mood... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

: 1 : 0 Ok weekend...I wanted to do more jumps...but decided that ice would be painful and didn't jump on Saturday......Water training on Sunday morning...So I got one currency jump in today and by the time that happened I needed to go home...So here I am trying to get stuff ready for the week... ~R+R...I also had to ask how to sell my rig......which I don't wanna do...but is a necessity right now...... edited to add: Hanging out with Val is always fun... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...