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Come on people...I'm up to $30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Until we figure out a way to lock Dagny out of this thread I'm not saying a goddamn thing Ahhhh...you and Dagny...huh? ~R+R...::insert cheesy porno music here:: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Got $20? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

So, are they all one porn star, or is it a compilation of several? OMG!!!!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe...Do I hear $30? What?!?! No one wants me to stuff $30 down their pants? I have small hands... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

same thing..... Good grief, it must be a disease......I miss school only because I used to have a social life... ~R+R...Oh, and believe it or not...I miss reading text books... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, are you going to WFFC? I wanna know if I need to clean the kitchen...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...so if I stuffed $20 down your pants you wouldn't want to entertain me...? ~R+R Sounds like a good deal to me Oooooh...sounds like I have a taker......$20...$20...Do I hear $25? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...so if I stuffed $20 down your pants you wouldn't want to entertain me...? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I get to stay home tonight and do nothing...what is everyone else up to? All right, I'm bored...entertain me...!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

AGHHH! That's even funnier! I'm laughing to much at work again... Thank you!!! I'm here all week! I'm going to Ramtool in 3 weeks. *sigh* That's so far away... ~R+R...Brings a whole new meaning to Ramtool......Which reminds me...I'm going to Rantoul tomorrow...... No kidding......I'm going to be working in Pre-reg...then making a few jumps and partying hardy, because those are the only vacation days I will get for the rest of the summer... ~R+R...::singing:: I'm sooo excited and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it...::singing:: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

AGHHH! That's even funnier! I'm laughing to much at work again... Thank you!!! I'm here all week! ~R+R...Brings a whole new meaning to Ramtool......Which reminds me...I'm going to Rantoul tomorrow...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Because they only suck dick if you have enough money... ~R+R...Oops, I meant to say cock...sorry folks...been a long day... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

OMG that is so funny! I walked in on some people having sex in a bar bathroom once. They got really quiet when I came in so I just went about my business like nothing was happening and when I left told everyone I was with what was going on. They all proceeded to go to the bathroom one at a time. Poor couple probably never got to finish LoL...I'll bet they didn't...but what a show...nawww...the people I caught were both employees...Ewwww....needless to say for a couple of weeks after that when I saw them together I would get some (fuckin') funny mental images!... ~R+R...Did I mention that they were doing it doggy style, to boot? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Ever been caught banging in the back room? ~R+R...Nawww...me neither...I just caught some people once......Man, I couldn't stop cracking up...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

With dignity... ~R+R

Good grief, I thought it was just me...... I work in a gift shop at a zoo, and at the Pro Shop at CSC... In the last few months, I have had to tag, price, hang up...and rearrange over a thousand shirts...... Anyway, what drives me nuts is how a shirt that is hanging up on a friggin' hanger somehow ends up off the hanger and on the floor five minutes after I have opened the GD shop!!!!!!!! WTF!?!?? First of all the tag is hanging RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE SHIRT...So instead of checking first...they hold it up on them and the hanger falls out...and instead of handing it back to me...they just leave it there on top of the other shirts or they throw it on the floor...YES, ladies and gentleman, I have seen adults...(not the children I usually deal with at the zoo) throw shirts on the floor because they are too damned lazy to pick the shit up and hang it up themselves or walk the 10 feet to my counter and hand it to me... PHEW!!!! I feel much better now...... ~R+R...Now the children and toys are another story...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!! ::BAM:: ...Ouch...... Be careful out there Plaything...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

You're not worthy.... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Bwahahahahahahaha...I love it when a guy knows how to knit...... How about: Chess Checkers Solitaire... ~R+R...It seems that PW has become his new hobby...I never thought I would see the day when a thread had the word "vagina" in the title...that was classic...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Dude, your avatar rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Does that mean you are an Arrogant Bastard or do you just like the Ale? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I've used THAT excuse before. ~R+R...Ok, what guy hasn't used that excuse before? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Yes it is............ i just seriously laughed my ass off.well it was loud. and yes kennedy. guys can tell us if their vaginas are happy or sad . ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah Kennedy, so how is your vagina? ~R+R...I can't wait for an answer to that one... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

......^... ~R+R...Need I say more...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

A) One of those guys has longer lashes than I do... B)All of those guys were wearing more makeup than I wear in a week... ~R+R...moving on... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...