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  1. RoadRash
    It needs a dick in it...Wait!!!!! Did I say that out loud?!? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ...Why not?!? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Toldja...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. RoadRash
    more like: trial, error. trial, error. trial, error. trial, error. trial, error. trial, woohoo, no wait, error. ....Thanks for the laugh!! Now I must go deal with a large amount of small children asking me to buy them things they don't need...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    It doesn't work, trust me. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ~R+R...Lemme guess, trial and error... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. RoadRash
    Things that make you go..."Hmmmmmm...." He just wants to get laid... ~R+R...I'll bet he uses the line,"I'm a skydiver..." all the time... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I guess he should have been more gentle...... ~R+R...He literally didn't have the testicular fortitude to walk away...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Nothing terrible like that!! I think he just got a hard time.. About your Blood tests - I'll be they just need a few more vials. Just think, they could just keep taking your blood vial by vial and then turn around and donate it for $$$. That sounds like a weird scam to me......only a few vials at a time...good grief...it will take forever to get a pint... ~R+R...Or they are all vampires...that's my theory...they just look too damned happy when they hit it just right... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I feel your pain man...I found out recently that I had to make a pretty important choice and due to the fact that I can't keep making payments in a couple of months....well... After WFFC, I have to sell my rig and put off jumping for quite a while. I think that is one of the reasons why I am depressed even when I am out at the DZ. ~R+R...It sounds like you are gonna have a lot of help though...good luck!
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    you would of..... very much..........it's like 40 hours of ground school.... or something close to that... only place to do your first jump thatis a 5 second delay with noinstructor but the one in the plane... 40 hours!!?!?! I was told that I would need that much or a little less to learn how to fly a Cessna!!!!! 5 second delay? ::yawn::...boring...At least I could have had a little fun with the other cadets...... ~R+R...Oooooh...look at that...I wonder what will happen if I pull it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    instructor at the airforce academy... teaching skydiving to the cadets... OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ...I was AFROTC for a semester...they said that if I wanted that I could have easily taken the course out there...then they found out I was licensed already and said that maybe I would get bored...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Honey, when are you getting your booty north?!? I'm not gonna be here much longer...! ~R+R...We need to make some jumps...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. RoadRash
    ROFLAO!!!!!!! Ding DONG!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. RoadRash
    Ewwwwwwwwww...that's really gross....... ~R+R...Now I need to go wash my hands...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. RoadRash
    Rub it in why dontcha...... ~R+R...Salt in the wound, rubbing and grinding it in...meanie...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. RoadRash
    Sounds great - mud wresling or jelly fighting? Ooooh, good question...I have only participated in jelly fighting and shaving cream fights...but I have always loved muddy football......It's a toss up......Let's take it to a vote...hell, maybe a poll is in order... ~R+R...Fun, fun, fun...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Have you gotten laid yet? ~R+R...I know, I'm evil at heart...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. RoadRash
    The hourly variety...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations hippie...you have just hijacked your own thread and admitted to it...!!!!! ~R+R...I am proud to say that I was party to this act...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. RoadRash
    Hey, don't confuse the issue here!! I say we need a face off: SLUTS vs. WHORES! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. RoadRash
    Ok, that made me laugh...... ~R+R...Now I must go shower....work calls...again... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. RoadRash
    I am not a Post Slut...I am a PW because I bring others enjoyment besides myself...... ~R+R...It's all about the giving... Am I leaving myself open with that remark? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. RoadRash
    Oh, and BTW... Ken I make you smile again? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. RoadRash
    BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Who's there? Ken... ~R+R Ken who? (btw that's a REPOST but I'll play along) YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! I was waiting for that....That was the first time I got caught by the Repost Police...... ~R+R...You made my day...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. RoadRash
    SLUT! ~R+R...post... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...