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::singing::...Jingle bells, Batman smells...Hippie laid an egg...... ~R+R...Yeah, yeah...my name is Robyn...WITH A Y DAMNIT!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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huh??? Come on...wingnut...Do I have to be obvious here? ~R+R...Ok...I have teenagers telling me that I am perverted...so sue me...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What kind of glue did you use for the hair? A certain someone told me a story about you......BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!(Bad sheep)... ~R+R...I'll never tell...my sources remain anonymous...until someone blackmails me, then it gets fun...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Oh, haha...... ~R+R...Oooooh, puppy looks a little high... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I had my largest pin removed in May of last year and didn't feel comfortable jumping just yet, so I hung out with friends and got a little shit-faced...Oh, and I volunteered at Pre-Registration......It was kinda weird asking my jumpmaster about his insurance information...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Oh poo.......I wasn't sure if you were refering to bells on the bottoms or something else entirely...... ~R+R...::jingle, jingle::...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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i know your pain... you should ask me about the time my rv caught fire in las vegas on the way home from memorial day at peris........ oh waht a time it was... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!...Now that takes the cake... ~R+R...When I was in UT, the DZO had a can of something explode and their entire camper wreaked...and we had to get out...the fumes were making everyone dizzy and the dogs looked droopy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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5 hours huh? Ok...well, with Chicago traffic, my drive has been known to double...yeah...double...AND, I have gone through a few thunderstorms in my tent with lightening striking less than 1/2 mile away...that was fun......AND...Just to get more FF experience I jumped in 30 degree temps (on the ground)...AND...slept through 60 mph wind gusts (GD Chicago wind)...So take that!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Ok, I am just getting silly now......I need a new job too...I just want to be able to jump at WFFC...since I couldn't last year...damned healing ankle... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!...Yeah, well, my car won't though...it has a tendency to heat up around the ignition...I am gonna have a helluva time driving to North Carolina in the fall too......I know why I'm not gettin' drunk at the DZ...why aren't you?...Trying to give away shit over the internet an excuse? ~R+R...3 and a half hour drive...a tent...thunderstorms...=NO DZ FOR ME!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What is the most pleasant thing you will do today ?
RoadRash replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Awwwwwwwwww...PM me if you need to chat...I'll give ya a number to call......(and yes, it will be mine......Not 1-800-444-CASH)... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
That's sad... I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!! This sucks...the only GD weekend that I get off for the last 3 weeks and the weather turns to shit...WTF!?!?!...Ok, I'll quit bitchin'... ~R+R...I also need my Cabana boy, but he's at work...and in Alabama...Damnit... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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You have a full-sized keg and its empty!!!!!!!! TRAGEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King-sized water bed? Does it have a hole?!? ~R+R...I'm bored...it's Friday...I'm at home, alone, and I'm not gonna get to jump because of the fucking weather...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I have to ask...Bells? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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How exactly does a cougar renovation work? "Walking on concrete has made his paws a little raw. We are recommending a full pedicure and makeover." "Also, we noticed that he has been a little sluggish on the acceleration. We're going to examine his exhaust system, that's what the people at Ford recommended for their Cougars." YAYYY!!!!! That's a good one...I'm gonna have to tell the zookeepers that one!!!!! ~R+R...Ok, I'm off to work, no more...I swear... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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LoL...... ~R+R...actually, the largest animal in the zoo right now (they are renovating in the fall)...is a cougar...no horsies or zebras.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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With those glow in the dark condoms, I prefer "Darth Vader". "Someday you will call meeeee mastuh" ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Now I must go cater to the children of the zoo... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What is the most pleasant thing you will do today ?
RoadRash replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Well, if you are gonna kill half a dozen, why not go for the gold and kill the whole dozen...... ~R+R..."Whose puppies are these?!?" ::someone raises their hand:: "Guilty as charged!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
What is the most pleasant thing you will do today ?
RoadRash replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Talking to my Cabana boy and thinking of more pleasant things...... ~R+R...Hmmmmm...time for breakfast...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
If it was 9", would you be a fan then? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Do you refer to it as "the old chap"......Not exactly a turn-on... ~R+R...Hey there old chap, how ya hangin'? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I prefer "tallywhacker" myself... mh . That's fucking hilarious!!!!!! "Tallywhacker"...I haven't hear that one in eons!!!!!!!!!.... ~R+R...Moving on... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Give me some salt and pepper and I would have a field day... ...Mmmmmmmmmm....fresh tomatos... ~R+R...Ok, and add a little Italian dressing...that would hit the spot...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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GOOD ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Oh, Kennedy? Someone said the word kilt...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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CABANA BOY!?!? Did you say Cabana Boy? My Cabana boy is at work right now... ~R+R...Hmmmmm....I need a massage...oh, Cabana boy? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Do you see little dwarflike people running around with lollipops and singing? Or maybe you followed a rabbit and have found yourself wearing a skirt? Or better yet, you are zonked out in front of the TV and feeling a little high... ~R+R...I like meat pies 'cause their meaty!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...