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  1. RoadRash
    So what kind of favors make you flash, besides passing cars? ~R+R...Like I have ever flashed anyone? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I was in such a rotten mood (yes, pun intended), and I read that and cracked up...!!!! Thank you!!!!! ~R+R...What the funk?!?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Thanks! Feeling better today? Not really, I had to call security on two 12 year old girls......Overall, this week has royally sucked...and only seems to get worse..but at least I am not crying my eyes out and hiding in my room...
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    Congrats!!!!!!!... P.S. Love your sig line!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    When I had my broken ankle...I called Vicodin my happy pills.......I acted so happy that everyone in my family thought I was drunk... ~R+R...Heal fast!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    So's my dad...!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Mainly in pharmaceuticals though...like Eli Lilly...Guess that is why he was tickled shitless when I got into Purdue...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Dayum!!!! Someone has been busy...!!!! ~R+R...Kittens, kittens everywhere......Oooooh, where did these puppies come from!?!?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I bet you had to walk to it also, probably barefoot, in the snow, and uphill both ways huh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG...that's hilarious...Not barefoot, my parents could afford shoes...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Get through yet another day of screaming, bitching, nagging, temper tantrums, and hissy fits... Isn't it obvious, I cater to children in a zoo that is free and they bitch about wanting something "fun" to do... When I was younger, I had to pay to go to a zoo that had wild and endangered animals in it...These kids don't have any idea...... ~R+R....Oooooooooooooooh, look at the lemurs...gibbons, and tegus, oh my!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I would run with the bulls only if I planned on going to the hospital......Staple your insurance card to your forhead...'cause you don't know what might happen if you leave your wallet in your back pocket... ~R+R...BTW...I'm a taurus...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I do a pin check... Ok, there's my pen... ~R+R...That's about as close as I get...that or...I wonder how fast that gibbon would fall if I added about 15 pounds of gear...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    If you say so... I'm not even going to ask what you are doing to that poor gorillla then... Well, since you don't want to know......I am giving this gorilla a hug and hiking my leg up on his neck...hubba, hubba...... ~R+R...He doesn't seem to mind......Of course after the number of margaritas I had at Margaritaville...I didn't mind much of anything either... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    All right, just lemme know when you are comin' to town and the list of ingredients......And your fav. tequila...its the least I can do...!!! ~R+R...I'll do the dishes too...!!!!!!...Even the pots and pans...!!!!!!! FEED ME!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    If you ever come near Chicago...would you mind dropping by and cooking for me!!!!!!!? Hmmmmm...that sounds good....... ~R+R...I'll even buy you a bottle of your favorite tequila!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I'm a good girl...honest...... ~R+R...Hey, I've never passed gas in a plane...but I know of a person in my club who we named SBD following an incident on the way to altitude... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I'm willing to chance it.... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Who can forget: Jake "The Snake" Roberts "Hacksaw" Jim Dugan Andre "The Giant" The Shiek Ivan Putski Junkyard Dog Superstar Billy Graham Playboy Gary Hart Von Eriks Paul Boesch Rick Flair What about Hulk Hogan? And what was that one guys name - White hair black skin - Damnit - Gold Dust? ~R+R...I'm sorry, I had to do it... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    OMG!!!!!! That's hilarious... ~R+R...Quote of the day: Robyn, you are naturally perverted...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    THANK GOD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!... ~R+R....Ummmm...sorry, I didn't mean to yell... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ::sigh::...I worked again...no kisses for me...None of any kind... ~R+R Damn - I'd agree it wasn't all that GOOD, but forgetting about it all together - I am hurt - You cut me wide and deep. Honey, if you had given me a kisspass...I definitely would have remembered it and posted the video...(oh, yes, there will be video...) ~R+R...And I even hate cameras!!!...(unless I am the one taking the picture...) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ::sigh::...I worked again...no kisses for me...None of any kind... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I think you just want to see Jackson and Sharpton spontaneously combust...!!! ~R+R...Of course, so do I...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    You already did it for us......Heal quickly!!!! ~R+R...Video, must see video... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    LoL...I have never seen metaphor ever spelled like that before......Must be a hippie original...... ~R+R...See, feeling better already... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. RoadRash
    ROFLAO!!!!!! Thank you everybody...I just called a place that I had had an interview with for a third job...yes, a third job......So that I can continue jumping and for my plans in the fall...And when I called this afternoon, they claimed that they hadn't made any decisions...well, I just recieved a notice in the mail stating that I wasn't selected...and the fucking whore didn't have the guts to tell me over the phone. I am also fed up with my first job because it keeps me away from my second job (at my DZ)...and so I haven't been able to jump in over a month...... Thanks again...I am sorta feeling better...I just need a vacation, unfortunately I can't afford one...and thanks to my lazy-ass co-worker...I'm not sure that I will be able to make it to the WFFC...at all... ~R+R...Don't fret, I'll feel better in a little while...I just need a few bottles of champagne...though a Guinness does sound good right now... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...