RoadRash

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  1. Ok, that amused me.....I'm such a dork...and I wanna jump... ~R+R...But I can't jump until I pay off some of my account... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. I think you need a caffeine drip......I know I felt like I needed one for most of the week... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. Spell Spell who? ~R+R W....H....O ROFLAO!!!!!!!! I sooooo missed that...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. Spell Spell who? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. OH NO!!!! I'M FAILING!!!!! STAY AWAKE!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Beat you to it! Remember: No-Dose, Red Bull... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Knock...knock Who's there? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. ROFLAO!!!! "Vibrate into another plane" that is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. I'll do what I can...!!!!!! ::digs out No-Dose and Red Bull::...drink up... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm afraid that several other employees don't want to risk losing their job...so they want to wait until sunset...I'll see what I can do... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. How many drugs are you on?...I can't strip until I am off the clock.....But let me ask some of the girls...... ~R+R just one Vicodin 3 hrs ago. (1st one in a few days.) i might be stoned too. Did i type that out loud ? Yes i would feel honored to hava a special pic taken just for me. And yes i will keep all photos a secret. Why, yes you did type that you "might" be stoned...but I won't take you seriously...Well, I got ahold of a camera...but people are refusing to strip until the drinking begins...you are in luck though...this is a boogie weekend... ~R+R...I promise I am being naughty... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. How many drugs are you on?...I can't strip until I am off the clock.....But let me ask some of the girls...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. Just how naughty do you want it? I'm sure I could borrow a digital... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. I love that clip......Cracks me up... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. Awesome, same here...!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. If it makes you feel any better, when I broke my ankle, I was out for almost 6 months... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Make that one day, and hopefully I'll be back in the sky for the first time in a month... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. I hear that...just like my job, I'm surrounded by CLOWNS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where I work the rest of the week is in a zoo....except, some of our patrons should be put in the cages and the animals should be let out... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. LoL...I'm not working manifest, I am in the pro-shop...but yeah, sometimes it is a circus......but sometimes, it is just fun talking with people about their experiences...I like it when people are psyched about skydiving!!! I hope I get to jump too, but it depends on how many hours I put in here if I can or not... ~R+R...Now it is getting busy...so I need to move my booty...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. I am being nice...but it is hard being nice when someone says that you should be committed because they hated their jump, and that I am stupid for working here... But I grin and answer questions...then pass on to instructors questions which I am not qualified to answer... ~R+R
  21. Knock...knock OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. You better put that on a t-shirt ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! That or a sign with Las Vegas lights flashing so brightly that you could see it a mile away... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. So you were REALLY REALLY bored Yep......I have a bunch of goof ball tandem dudes asking me a thousand whuffo questions......My favorite answer is: You may want to speak to an instructor.... ~R+R...Some people are really cool, others are real assholes.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. All right, Who's there? ~R+R Ken Ken who? ~R+R Ken I make you smile again? ROFLAO!!!!!!!!! OMG, I am laughing at a knock-knock joke... ~R+R...I'm such a dork... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. All right, Who's there? ~R+R Ken Ken who? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...