RoadRash

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  1. I need a break...I feel like my head is going to explode...I have had yet another rotten day...I feel completely worthless and want to hide in my room, lock the door and never come out again... If its not one thing its ten... ~R+R...I am having a piss poor day...and if it gets any worse..WTF? It can't get any worse... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. D'OH! ~R+R ...MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....donuts....Hey, that's making me hungry...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. Yes...::sigh::... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. Good night sleepy head...
  5. Safe on that one...... Enchiladas? Oh no, I'm screwed? ~R+R...What if you have conversations with a tegu? Does that constitute insanity? He does stick his tongue out at me occasionally... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Or I could say it the way I usually hear it at work: GIMME!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. So that's why I randomly started humming in Spanish......What, me worry? ...Tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!... ~R+R...I need to lay off the caffeine...WAIT! I haven't had any caffeine today! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. I second that...... ~R+R......I had to do it......that little voice in my head was yelling at me... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. Are you insinuating that I am not innocent? ~R+R...Whatever gave you that idea?!?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. Why, I have no idea what you mean? ~R+R
  11. Ewwwwwwww...man, that sucks...I've been there...Well, I was grounded because of an injury...let me rephrase that...I grounded myself and that's how I ended up in a hospital in Lake Wales and now a lot more careful on my landings......Feel better and heal fast! ~R+R...If you have to ask if you owe beer, you owe beer...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!! Actually, I quit wearing a watch after my freshman year of college...(3 years ago)...I used to be obsessed with being on time...now I am more laid back but I am always punctual and on time for work and classes...just don't see the need anymore to wear a watch...... ~R+R...Ahhhhhhh...those watch-wearing days...nows those were stressful...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. My mom used to sing that to me when I was a baby......Guess that is why I have an appreciation of John Denver...and know every song by heart......... ~R+R... You sick, sick man... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. One of my nicknames in high school was Wonder Woman...does that qualify? ~R+R...Maybe not, I never want to be caught dead in spandex... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That reminds me...did you return the "miniature frisbees" to the store? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Because I worked all weekend: zero: zip: nada... However, next weekend, those numbers will change...oh yes, they will change...'cause if I don't jump soon, I think my head is going to explode... ~R+R...MUST JUMP!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. You just said the magic words...you're hired...Time and place: TBA... ~R+R...Congratulations!!!!!
  19. Yes... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. EEEEHHHHHH!! MACARENA OOOOO-AAAHHHH!!!! ::RUNS SCREAMING FROM COMPUTER:: ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT SONG!!!!!!!! ~R+R...::shiver, shiver::...I'm scared now... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. wana model them for us (or just me)???? in dueces artistic style that is???? Naughty boy...Someone already has dibs on my first modeling in Deuce's artistic style...but it seems there are still numbers being taken for video ~R+R...Oh Cabana Boy, looks like there is another volunteer for video... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. RoadRash

    femme fatale

    not familiar with this drink.. what's in it??? If I remember correctly: Midori, Vodka, Gin, and something else that I can't remember in a highball with some ice cubes...trust me...It makes you feel nice and calm after a long day... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. I like her shoes...I have a few pairs of Allstars that I wear when I freefly... ~R+R...Oh yeah, she's naked isn't she...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. RoadRash

    femme fatale

    Good question....how about a screw driver or maybe a green dragon......Or both if I have a bad day at work... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...