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it almost had to have happened during opening. only other way a big heavy spring like that can go over the nose is either on opening, or if you stall it. make sure when you check your canopy after opening, to really take a good look at everything. other then that, if it flew fine, then you did the right thing by landing it. MB 3528, RB 1182

a hangover is basically dehyrdration, especially if you've been puking. part of it can also be the remaining alcohol in your system, if you were drinking really really heavily. the number one thing you should do is rehydrate yourself... water, gatorade, pedialyte, just sip it if you feel like you gonna puke it up. you can also take stuff like asprin or advil for the pain. and i've heard that anti-seasickness stuff, dranamine, helps keep you from throwing up. but get the non-drowsy kind if you have to do something during the day. MB 3528, RB 1182

adult film actor. harharhar actually IE student MB 3528, RB 1182

no way. theres airplanes called the stilleto, sabre, katana? well maybe, but i KNOW there's no airplanes named the sabre2, 9-cell, and 7-cell MB 3528, RB 1182

hope you have fun with all the turbines. but whos gonna cook all the summer burgers now??? MB 3528, RB 1182

amen to that. and don't feel alone, i was told that i support terrorism by someone on here because i questioned the practice of shooting a wounded man MB 3528, RB 1182

hey thanks for the help everyone... I'm really excited about doing this. I've already scuba dived twice in mexico, and since my dad used to scuba dive, i've already got a nice mask, snorkel, fins, booties, knife, and gloves. and a speargun is there any other gear tips you all know? right now im looking at this course PADI, academics and pool in one weekend, open water dives is the next weekend, $323 for everything. does that sound reasonable? I know that it will be intense since all the classroom/pool stuff is in two long days, but since i've already scuba dived twice, i figure ill be ahead of the class. what kinda pisses me off is that the open water dives are all in lakes or old stone quarries... I'm two hours from the ocean! i'd much rather check dive there then in some old murky pond. oh yeah, i can swim 200 yards easy... as long as they don't require the crawl or butterfly... can you do any swimstyle you want? could i backstroke all 200 yardss? any other good tips or advice would be appreciated MB 3528, RB 1182

there was that student in some US high school that applied for an award or scholarship since he was an african-american (a white south african)... he was suspended for a few days. i'm pretty sure it was reported on dz.com too, someone should look it up. MB 3528, RB 1182

I would have to venture that they would kill him anyway, and they would not give a shit what people thought.. OH yeah and then of course you would support him for doing it. ummm try READING my question instead of just attacking me... for one, where the hell did you get the idea i would support him?!?!?!? I'm the guy who is saying killing wounded men is wrong, no matter the nationality. YOU are the one who is supporting a killer-of-the-wounded. here's the question again for those who say what the US helo did was correct: if the roles were reversed, and that was a US soldier being killed by an iraqi while laying on the ground writhing in agony, you wouldn't be pissed off? MB 3528, RB 1182

hey i was wanting to get my scuba open water license this summer but i had some questions, and i figured since a lot of you scuba dive, what better place to ask... I hear the PADI licence is the best one to get... why is that? whats the difference between the two licenses? How many days did it take you to do your lessons? is it like 4 half day sessions or what? How difficult was it honestly? did anyone in your class actually flunk out? how difficult is the swimming section? i can swim pretty well, but someone told me you have to swim the length of the pool like 20 times to get the PADI... how much did it cost you for the entire thing? MB 3528, RB 1182

hahahha overheard on that airports speaker: the 1:30 flight to Nirobi has been delayed due to technical, errrr carnivore difficulties" MB 3528, RB 1182

hey just because a spider is black doesn't mean its a black widow spider... it was probably just one of the hundreds of kinds of normal black spiders. and also, i think that most people will survive a black widow bite with no medical attention... they have so little poison. but even being bitten by a normal spider is annoying, it turns into a big hard corn type of thing that lasts for a like a week. MB 3528, RB 1182

this daley guy needs to calm down geez. kerry makes a funny comment after bush falls... he never "wishes ill" upon bush. wishing ill would be kerry saying "boy i hope it happens again" or "thats great, i love when bush injures himself" MB 3528, RB 1182

that particular video makes me pretty angry, since some asshole just makes up most of that story. He makes up stuff, and its all designed to make people pissed off at the US army. i hope most people don't believe that BS, but they will. but having seen the real video, i still can't figure out why the apache pilots thought it was necessary to finish off a wounded man. they can't claim it was self defence, since a guy crawling on the ground writhing can't do much harm to a helo. imagine if there was a video of a US soldier with a m16 patrolling or something, and an iraqi shoots him with an ak47. the solder then drops his gun and starts to crawl away... are some of you saying you WOULDN'T be bothered if the iraqi then shot up the poor wounded soldier some more?!? MB 3528, RB 1182

anytime you are in the air and you don't know where the other skydivers are, i think a good general idea is that before you deploy, do a really good check below and around you. you can even do a barrel roll to check the air above you if you think someone might be up there. and make sure you do a really good wave off before you deploy, maybe 3 or 4 waves, alitude permitting. MB 3528, RB 1182

if you are gonna go into a sit at some point, and you have leg straps that have moved around on you at some point, before you pull, make sure that your uhhhh junk is not caught in a legstrap. that would really really hurt. or just do like i did, and cinch those legstraps down reaaalllly tight so they can't move around on you. and congrats on doing the naked 100th... some people who are wimps, (like someone from my DZ recently), don't follow the procedure and try to do a 100th jump with clothes on. MB 3528, RB 1182

hahhaha... now thats reality tv that i would watch. MB 3528, RB 1182

10 inches is average right? geeez ill be so embarassed if thats below average. MB 3528, RB 1182

bwahhaaha. that one is great. MB 3528, RB 1182

something tells me from those photos that you would have no problem making it into playboy now.

heres another long, but good one: this guy is driving along the highway and gets pulled over. the officer comes up to the car and asks if he knows why he was pulled over. "yeah i was speeding the man said. okay," the officer says," can i see your license and registration please? no sorry, i don't have it on me," the driver says. "can you show me proof of insurance? yeah", the man says," it's in my glove box next to my gun. you have a gun in your glove box?" says the officer. " yes i do," says the driver. " is there anything else you want to tell me?" the driver thinks and says, " yeah i have the gun so nobody steals the weed under my back seat and the cocaine in my trunk. really" says the officer, " hold on a minute." the officer goes back to his cruiser and calls for backup which quickly arrives including the head lieutenant. the lieutenant approaches the car and says to the man," do you have any identification i can see? yeah," the driver says and readily pulls out his! license and registration. " open your glove box," says the lieutenant. the driver does this and pulls out his insurance card. the lieutenant gets the card and looks at it. he then proceeds to check the back seat and sees nothing. "open you trunk" the driver does this and the lieutenant finds nothing. hey goes back to the front of the car puzzled and says, "I'm a little confused, my officer called me for backup and said you had no identification, you had a gun in your glove box, you hide weed in your back seat and cocaine in your trunk, and that doesn't appear to be the case?" the driver looks up at him and says, "i bet that son of a bitch told you i was speeding too!!!!!!!!" MB 3528, RB 1182

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with a sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they were without their boyfriends, they decided to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the friends laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good, but there were still two more floors. On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they settled for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman." MB 3528, RB 1182

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, You're cool!, and fuck you, im out. -half-baked. "booooooooo---" (whap) "owwww my nads!" also from half-baked MB 3528, RB 1182

I think you should keep rkymtnhigh, as a tribute to john denver. MB 3528, RB 1182

Hi there, my name is Brian but all my friends call me Randy. MB 3528, RB 1182