Deuce

I thought you were referring to the old video game. I don't do real doom. It's too much of a bummer.

OUCH! She's got the heels on and she's sporting the whip! Head down! Clickety-click! THANK YOU MISTRESS MAY I HAVE ANOTHER! WHAH-CRACK! THANK YOU MISTRESS MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

Congratulations! My second sky-birthday was Monday. 2 years and 450 jumps. I've got the camera and the friends. I expect the rest may come, so long as I quit crashing

Hey! Amy made good in PM to me. She's not gonna make payment until she's got both me, my machine, and a helmet. But she does have a ticket to ride... Who's not going to Perris? Knucklehead!

YEah, but BigBen learned to drive on the wrong side of the road. I'd wax him on my K1200RS. And he'd be the politest, bestest most British good sport about it!!!!

I'm twice your age, have 450 jumps, and am exponentially meaner. I've been jumping for two years. Ugh. 19. Fuggetaboutit.

Just flash him, Jess. End of argument!

Yikes! Goodnight. Thanks for that much. Lori, if you used the same connector, you could fly it when I got down there. It really handles nice. Next stop, shutterfly... Hey Sangiro! How much for just one page with the URL Deuce@Dropzone.com to link to my shutterfly page? JP

Q, Josh, anybody else who's using a 10D, or D60. What are your basic settings? Aperature priority 500, ASA200 like with film? White balance adjustment is new, too. I don't even have my lens and cable yet, cause it was supposed to take 2 to 4 weeks to get here, and it came in 6 days. I'm glad I've been jumping a Nikon N70, cause the weight will be about the same. I really like the matte finish on the body. For once I'm glad it's going to be raining this weekend cause I won't be able to jump this thing without the lens and cable anyway.

I dunno. They're hella loud on that last 270 prior to surfing it out. See, that wouldn't work for me, cause you couldn't hear me screaming in terror right before I crashed into the pond. On final, I want people to be able to hear me scream.

No. Don't spend all your money, we're actually gonna turn some points Memorial Day! Get a Velocity 89. Definitely get video. JP

I want Kate to do that thing with Bytch's computer that makes you talk in the Darth Vader/Arnold voice. Aisle be bach.

Pupil dilation is just one indicator. MJ is inconsistent regarding pupil dilation. Uppers generally open up the pupils, meth, benzadrine, dexadrine, the other 'drines, like phentramine (SP) Downers constrict pupils, Heroin does really neat things to pupils. People with really pale blue eyes look especially cool on a near-death high, cause they look like the blind monk on Kung-Fu (dating myself with that reference) That's heroin, quaaludes, the stuff they give you for go-to-sleep kind of surgery. Alcohol and marijuana are inconsistent on pupil stuff. That's where you get to toss out super coolio impress the jury stuff like "vertical and horizontal gaze nystagmus". Makes you sound all smart. People high on Marijuana can usually be found arguing in the cookie aisle of grocery stores really late at night. "No! Dude! Mallomars!" "NO! Fudge-covered Oreos!"

DAMMIT!

YES! Wendy! I can find her in the sky with flailing skydivers moving in all speeds, directions, and dimensions. No really epic funnel would be complete without you there! Superhellacoolio! I AM SO READY!

Justin! You of all people should engage in a debate about guns! Then it would be complete! We need to grovel for naked pictures of female DZ.commers too.

Nope. Gotta be a cop or an armorer.

Is what in where? ( I hate it when she says that )

You're gonna love this: Check the price in the Brownell's catalog. To the left is a wierd set of numbers that say 176XX99 or something like that. It's the code for the wholesale price $176.99 That's the price armorer's pay. Like me. Who's your buddy?

Thanks Chief, cheers! I got no use for my old cite-book reference stuff. Hey all, there's more urban legend stuff about concealing intoxication than there are stories about stars in ER's with gerbils in their colons. Yes, symptoms for specific drugs can be identified. Persons, even me!, can be certified as experts by the court to identify specific intoxication and use it as probable cause to arrest. Once arrested on legitimate probable cause, SURPRISE!, more of the drug the person is suspected of using is found concealed on their person. PCP intoxication is the coolest! Every muscle is pumped and rigid and the person's pupils are locked at whatever size they were when they smoked it. Usually open, cause people usually don't smoke PCP out in parking lots. And their eyes bounce around kinda like the cookie monster's. They usually can't move real fast, but golly!, once they get ahold of you, you gotta break stuff to get them off! I would hesistate before jumping with someone who smoked PCP. But it would make great video, so I might anyway....

Lisa, I'll trade you an 11550 H&S objective symptoms wallet card for a couple of those great big "Go-Fast" Stickers. It's got this cool "Pupilometer" thing you hold up to people's eye to see if the pupil is too big or too small. Usually if somebody is unconscious in a puddle of beer vomit, they've been drinking too much. Falling asleep in a porta potty with your bicep tied off and a needle in your arm is usually a pretty good indicator of heroin intoxication. But not always. But the card thingie is still cool.

I was at Gunsite in AZ at a school and a guy pumped a .45 ball round through his foot. Meathead. If we handn't all seen it, he'd a hobbled away and just left. Looked about like that. So much for the vaunted "hydrostatic" shock, huh?

Well, I was a Glock armorer, once upon a time. That's my choice 21, 30, 36. The Beretta 9mm was issue at my agency, and you could carry any optional .40 or .45. They even authorized 1911's cocked and locked after I retired. Anyhow, nothing wrong with a clean, properly lubricated, annually inspected Beretta. I just think it's silly to have such a big piece just to shoot 9mm. Accurate, though, nice long site radius, and heavy, so recoil is not a problem. They're fun to take apart when someone is pointing one at you, too! Grab the slide, depress the slide release, rotate the other side, and strip off the slide. Voila! Stunned student! (Unload weapon prior to performing tricks) So fess up, and pay to have it fixed. (not you AggieDave, but we never did get out shootin in AZ, did we, and I brought pistols and ammo, too!)

The 60 and the 10 have the same CCD, I think. The one that's the same size as 35mm film is expensive, and available, but it's too big for me to wear on my head every weekend. My new 10D with the 20mm lens is a 32mm on film, instead of the 28mm I'm used to. It'll work. I might get a 14 down the road. JP

Nah. And get theme music to play any time you walk. Something like "Shaft". Du-na-na, Du-na-na, Du-na-na, nuhhhhhhh. "Who is the man........."