Deuce
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GOD DAMMIT! You freaking fish! You taunted the f*cking lizard! What the hell is wrong with you! I had a better day skydiving than anyone. More later.
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They don't have moderators to lock you out, do they? OK, I'll knock it off. I'm ordering my D10 this weekend. Shutterfly means I might make the investment back in a couple years if I don't shear the damn thing off on the horizontal stabilizer. And even if it doesn't, it's a good enough excuse. YouDaQ.
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It quiets down quite a bit while I'm looking at this screen. It freaking hates Word, and it makes really scary growly sounds when I do spreadsheets. Whoa! It like barked, right when I typed spreadsheet! One hour and ten, then some bizarre children's church sing-along thing, beer, dinner, beer,
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Damn! Only an hour and a half to go! I thought I'd make it but there it is. I'm thinking it must live over at the creek, but with the tide out I think it would have some sort of smell, and it doesn't. 17 hours to load one. Nice Lizard.
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Yeah, Q, I was refering to wieners like me who don't have a website. I was thinking if they could go to the Shutterfly website, find my name and then select my galleries. THAT would really eliminate the need for me to have any other sort of web presence. The site works fine. But I'd like whuffo grandmas and other regular Americans with 5th grade educations to find my stuff. So if they scroll past "Shemales" To "Shutterfly" I think it would be most useful if they could then scroll through an index past "Skanks" to "Skydive", click that, and then select Paul Quade's albums. Or scroll past Kelly to Kinky and find pictures of consenting adults frolicking in tandem harnesses attached to garage door openers. Wow. Sorry. That got pretty "talkback". I got this huge lizard reading over my shoulder and it's making me nervous.
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Well, I'm liking it. If all the buyer had was a memory of the Shutterfly system, I'm wondering how they navigate to your gallery. What would your shutterfly address look like on a business card. JP
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What? We gotta cut you in half and count the rings to find out how old you are, or are you gonna fess up?
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Whoa! A full-body Assmonkey-hug sounds pretty gross. He lives way out in the desert now, he's all crazy and gritty and freaky. And he's bigger than me, so a giant full-body Assmonkey hug sounds like something we should reserve for some Baath Party Central Committee Chairman, or something.
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Good god women, how many toys does a girl need! I don't even want to know what a "monkey" is used for! Dude! Monkeys are used for Monkey-hugs! Big-assed, full-body monkey hugs!
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Drinks that can make you go back in time?! I gotta check that shiite out!
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Dude! Maybe she can arrange a cage-match between the rabbit, the duck and the monkey! That'd be f@cking cool!
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Yeah! It even can manipulate camera film at a distance to create the false impression that the bearer can vomit on command! BWHWHWHWAAAA!
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ChuckMonkeyOne probably still has some top-secret SF satellite phone. I hear he uses it to call Skymama, and it has this scrambler doohickey that makes him sound like he's been drinking!
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I've been exchanging email with Katiebear about once or twice a week since she deployed. Letting her know she's in my family's prayers, and just being my generally annoying self, and today I get this: So crapdoodle. Now it'll be months before I find out if she liked the plastic vomit I sent. Can't have too much plastic vomit in a combat zone, you know.
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That symbol means you got a faddish tattoo in the late 90's.
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Chuck, if you haven't read this: http://futurecam.com/first4wayTeam.html Read it! I haven't seen a better explanation in print. Thanks Quade! Edit: Chuck this was the Q-dog's answer to my question just about like yours. It satisfied Q's "give back" quota for quite a while.
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Thank you, Magistr8, for not giving up that I sent you a blank photo CD. And RevJim? There's a great big "Whoo-hoo!" out of Sunshine right at the end, and you can see her (then new) tongue-stud. I must admit to being absolutely pole-axed by Mujie's tongue-strobe which is featured at the beginning of the tape. Proof that she's a very nice person is that she didn't ask me for the pink slip to my truck or my rig or something while I was staring. COME TO PERRIS!
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freefalle, that's why I called myself a jerk for you. Learning is TOUGH. Even when you think you've got it licked you'll hose an exit. Have you ever had the opportunity to lurk somebody who's good? Watching somebody else do it really has helped me a lot. Letting the other camera fliers know you want to be "just like them" never hurts either. Take Rdutch up on his offer. See if you can front-float an exit and watch how the good ones enter the relative wind. You're going to be fine. You're open to criticism and you listen.
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Well at least that's kind of a good "Oh I know that guy" I was in 5th grade with the world class traitor, Michael Walker Jr. Even then I thought his Dad was a jerk. Little did I know.
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Next time, I promise. But that high desert and 4 gallons of beer dehydrated me just a little bit. I was only capable of croaking on the morning in question. And I couldn't have sung anyway. I was just too astounded watching YOU dance and sing. You just gotta see it, folks.
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And we have a new rigger in the house, too
Deuce replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I'm joining you in August, Uh, what was I saying.... Oh. I read it in the pub last night. BillV was drinking beer on his balcony regaling us with tales of derring-do. And his S.O. getting hit on in a VA hospital... -
You British people with your silly, thorough educations. Britain or France in 1066? God, they didn't discover America in 1066 did they? I memorized that "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue" thing for nothing!! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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Yeah, Sunshine, you do look like your avatar. But it cannot capture the astounding open-nuclear-blast-furnace energy and cheerfulness you have in the morning. You're like a really loud happy circus parade, but it's just you. No one could complain, cause it's just so fun, and loud, and colorful. It's just, so much, so early....
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And we have a new rigger in the house, too
Deuce replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thanks, I read the story for the first time just last night and already forgot the nickname. I was really hoping to make it to my 60's before the alzheimer's set in -
Do you have to use Wells Fargo because of the developer? I'm on my third mortgage with Countrywide, I heartily recommend them. Ben, you can always roll that second into a refinance once you own the property. With the plan you were talking about with me, that might solve your problems. That second is always going to be at a higher rate than your first mortgage. Check these out. http://www.countrywide.com/RetailLoans/Purchase.asp Bail on Wells Fargo if you can. JP