Deuce

Lookin good, Q!

My wife was on The Price is Right! and won a Coleman tent trailer and "parting gifts" The video is absolutely hilarious. I think she was about 20. Clearly, being both bubbly and bodacious exponentially increase your chances of "coming on down". Jumping up and down getting your "front yard in motion" doesn't hurt a thing. ...if we take a day trip from Perris, it BETTER be to ride roller coasters....

Sincere congratulations to "Doctor Honey"

Ray, what model camera are you flying?

If you don't have video, then that didn't happen, and the bruise is just a figment of your imagination. Fly well, GET VIDEO! JP

What a great excuse to knock you down and tickle you. Hmmm. How to sneak up on an agile-yoga-ballerina-ninja chick without getting the crap slapped out of me......? Assistance! Enlist the assistance of co-conspirators! Bwah!

You huge goofus! They're not f*cking you, their examining you! SWM, Employed, not gay, secret agent English accent, living in a high rise in San Francisco with a view, seeks female companionship for meaningless explosive interpersonal exchanges... We're not going to see you for weeks at a time. Pay the money. I live vicariously through you.

Happy Birthday Rock-n-Roll Ballerina B-squared! Happy Birthday to YOUOOOOOOO!

Freefalle, I don't think you have enough jumps to be dogging yourself about this. Your profile shows you have a hundred and change. That is a lot of jumps in general, but probably not enough to have the instinctive skills to start charging people for product. (Geez, that Deuce guy is a prick!) That said, a wingsuit exit is really different from a freefly suit exit. Just for the record, I fly a Tony RW suit , a Tony D-wing camera suit, and a Bomber FF suit. Now that I think about it, I've never been relative to a tandem without my wings.... Anyhow, exiting with a tandem is like doing a unlinked RW exit with a really big fat guy wearing a tight rubber suit. Practice some more of that to get those good close exits. You describe your exits as having your left foot on the step, and trailing your right foot, left arm forward, right arm trailing. My experience with this position on the Otter is that when you release, you're in dead air right below the fuselage. I would drop through that dead air like a trapdoor and the team would have exited into relative wind and I'd be below them. I call my hardest track a cramp-track, cause when you're tracking that hard you get cramps in your ass-thighs-calves-and feet. Anyhow I'd cramp-track back up over them and sometimes miss that first point on the hill. So maybe try trailing your left foot, don't release until the shoulders of the inside person or the tandem master have cleared the door and get into the relative wind. Before you do any of that, though, read the stuff on Q's website about exits. It's the best stuff out there. I also had a good thread a while back asking advice about filming 4 way. Find it. Good stuff. Fly well! JP

Does it have a vibrate mode? Pull at climax. -did I type that out loud?

So post some more naked sore JT pictures. Wouldn't be the first time...

No, but a nice set of Butt implants should help - I would thing butt implants would improve my sitflying? Where's that cool picture of you that Alana posted? Put it up!

ACK! Is that a ballot on your cubicle wall, or a part of a program?

Hey, so long as you don't have to wear a wierd plastic pointy prosthetic one to cover your nasal-skull-holes, you're probably ahead. So I just go in there and ask to be "Hooked-up with a Hookitt-kit?" Any chance it will improve my head-down tendency to either drive or backslide?

Excellent suggestion! Where'd you get yours?

No. But thanks for asking, Q!

Ah! Charm. I used to love that approach. Now, remember, back then I was a 300 pound kevlar love-machine, and cuties like Mouth thought it was a lock that they could smile fat-boy out of anything. I'd proceed to write the ticket and when they got to the point of calling me a son-of-a-bitch and start making donut shop comments I'd suggest that they press hard, cause their signature had to show on all three copies. If they stayed charming right though, and they had no violations in the last two years, they'd usually just get a warning, like everybody else that got pulled over. Driving around, listening to the radio, looking for trouble. I tell you folks, it's a great gig, and they are all hiring

Dude! A.J. owns the franchise on "naked at the DZ" He's welcome to be the sole-source vendor of nekkidness.

All of these are good! A young ladies illustrated primer, and I loved Cryptonomicon (sp?)

All the science fiction stuff by Iain M. Banks. Scottish guy like NacMac. You'll end up mispelling words like colour, and flavour and stuff, though.

NacMac successfully edits video with Premiere, which I think takes a Cray. As for metric, you guys just like to confuse female American tourist by referring to having "10 hanging". I can just picture some Valley girl asking the follow up question "Um, is that, uh, in metric?"

BWHAHAHA! I had a black partner years ago, and when she'd put on sunscreen in the summer when we worked a walking beat, white people would say just the dumbest things! Gotta keep that ash down, my brother!

Hey, this is important shit here in California. See? Important is relative. C'mon, what's really important? We're skydivers, so looking cool is really important, right? Vacuous: JP's thinking process. As in: "JP's thoughts are as vacuous as that area of space one astronomical unit out from the orbit of Pluto"

It's not "gooses"? As in "Every time I walk by SkyBytch she liberty gooses my ass?"

***on the way back . . . buy fireworks! *** While you're in Tennesee, get some 'shine! It's way better than Everclear, and just as potent! BillVon wanted some too! And me! I'll make 'shine Kamikaze's at the Memorial Day boogie. I will rent a wheelchair first.