Deuce

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  1. Deuce

    Happy

    You're so sweet
  2. I'm getting married to a giant talking lizard.... How sweet! Honeymoon in Perris?
  3. I think you'd have to see live video to tell. On my 120, I can leave either lens (they function the same way) on auto, and it's fine. Or you can put it on auto, let it focus and then turn the autofocus off. To use the Sports shutter setting, put the camera in manual focus and then focus it by hand. Gaffer tape the lens adjustment down, and skydive. I haven't had the opportunity to see the new Waycools, so I don't know about them, but I do heartily endorse the Diamond .3 and .5 from Max Cohn.
  4. Deuce

    ACCENTS

    Yeah, I know, I know, just funnin' If I was a good guy I would have put a replacement set of strings in there too... LOOKOUT! BWANG!!!!
  5. Haven't spotted the giant b*stard yet, but I hear it moving around. Gotta go take an airbath so it leaves me the hell alone. What's with the pretty ring Sunny? You got something to announce? Hmmm?
  6. Deuce

    ACCENTS

    You're confusing the word "accent" with "impairment". 6501 West what? fugging gouy
  7. Ouch. The appropriate outfit for the occasion. I'm thinking the Perris Invasion is gonna be more of a spiked collar event than a rhinestone collar event. But if they don't take up to much room in the luggage, bring both! Boy, it's been another long week, you hear something?
  8. Deuce

    ACCENTS

    When I met you, you sounded about right, the only ones I was surprised by were Betsy, "Darlin'!", Mouth, "Y'all!", and Sangiro, who pronounces "Bill" as "Bull", and generally sounds like a secret agent man. And Skybytch has a very feminine voice. Especially for somebody who tries so hard to come off as a hardcase I've heard the California accent described as a "Weatherman" accent. Despite the region they're working in, American weather readers all sound like they're from California.
  9. REally nice. Looks like only one chow shot. Must've been a fantastic group of swoopers.
  10. Damn! And wearing a Bat-rack, too!
  11. Lew, I'm thinking the one's to work at the guys all sweaty to get the new one. I'm thinking we can both get a cheap D60 that's been conquered and used by one of the Digital Masters that's ready for a new fling with a D100
  12. I should clarify. Figuratively leg hump. I am now waiting my next command, B-squared, when do we get to go walkies?
  13. Well, the more appropriate term is decolletage, or decollete. "While skydiving head down in her tank top, Sunshine displayed a very pleasing decolletage" Yes. I am into Sunshine Monkey decolletage.
  14. Man, it's way too early to get sappy, but NIETHER of you could drop of the planet without being seriously missed. Knock it off! I'd be the first guy at my DZ to go digital, so I'm really thinking about this. Sell the N90S and a couple of guns I no longer have a use for and I'm in to the Canon with a 20mm and the direct print printer. Yepper
  15. Well, you asked me: Consolidate the credit cards, and use a zero interest rate one to buy the digital camera. It must be much harder for you to resist this, I don't have Quade jumping at the same DZ generating humongous amounts of Digital Envy. And you'll give me a huge vicarious thrill. DO IT!
  16. You crazy knuckleheads. We married people get laid more and live longer than you do. So there. It's also the most dangerous tightrope walk you will ever make, but in the end it's worth it. It better f*cking be. Cause it's really, really, not easy. But today is good, and today I've been with this lady for over 18 years. Crap, it's more like 19. Have I shown you pictures of my kids?
  17. Yeah, somebody help me out here. Like the folks who kept me from falling into the fire after I attacked JT and the Acoustics. Here's my problem. I will want to hump McGowan's leg really bad. He jumps out of cargo planes doing 16mm and bigger film of giant rubber balls, and cars, and front room furniture falling into the planet and stuff. He's a god on Earth. He is the Godzilla of aerial video. I am the little Japanese guy who's lips aren't moving in synch pointing at Godzilla saying "Look at the Giant Living Icon of Freefall Videography". I've met a few living legends, like Coloner Cooper out at Gunsite, but I couldn't hump his leg, cause I was in his basement gunroom, there were a bunch of other cops/soldiers/seals in there and he had this big-ass rifle. Then again, I'm clearly no threat to a guy who can pull off a timed exit with a giant rubber ball either. Good golly, this is gonna be fun.
  18. I think that Friday night is the only one that's viable. We'll see as it gets closer. JP
  19. Yeah! That's why it's so cheap, and so many people do it
  20. Tsk. Tsk. Bytch! That's why they have waiting periods. You gotta stay mad a couple of weeks before whacking somebody out.
  21. It's the cool bridge you can see the Howard Hughe's old Glomar Explorer from. At this rate I'll be at whatever Sunshine's cleavage is compelling me to be in no time.
  22. Well, one side of it is in Benicia......