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Q, thanks for the info. We went on a whitewater trip last summer and this is exactly the setup they used. They had this domain name up right at the exit of each rapid section. Whitewater.com or something. We went home or to work, looked at all the pictures, and ordered what we wanted. It might really be a winner for skydiving photogs when a big family comes out to watch one family member do a jump, either tandem or AFF.

Gia, I'm dubbing your tape now. HH already gave me your address. It goes out tomorrow with the CD. Seeing as you live in SoCal, you have no excuse not to be in Perris in May! Supercoolio! See you there!

You will probably see both these people wearing helmets with the visors down, having rocks and bottles thrown at them. In that picture they will be beating protesters with 28 inch cocobolo batons. They would both rather be in the first picture, but they got work to do. Sorry. Serious moment. It will pass.

You've been seeing lots of pictures of cops, and you'll see lots more. Keep this one in mind. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030324/168/3m2yg.html&e=5&ncid=705

Want to see Sangiro's first balloon jump? http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=399009;search_string=buy%20Sangiro%20a%20condom;#399009

They made you do your evaluation jumps AT NIGHT??!!! Congrats. I take the ground part of the course in 2 weeks. Leave some students for me, please

My kids have a Sunday birthday I think on the 6th. See you then. I'll bring beer, cause the 7th is my second sky-birthday. WHooo-hooo!

As you once told me: "Don't do that!" I'm going over to read it now.

JT? Is "Jaggoff" unique to Chicago, or do they say that in NYC too? As in "That fuggin jaggoff went low again!" JP

? Yeah Spy! That's the guy! We're talking black hole burble. He's like 6'10"!

Look for a giant skydiver 2 or 3 hundred feet low, on the left side of the formation. Cool. Count me! It was a 12 way!

No, Mouth, you don't. It's like $275 dollars to get a Sony PC camera fixed, minimum. I've got some copies going out this week, I promise to drop one to you then. That was very nice of you to send yours to Katiebear cause hers wasn't working. You meet the nicest people on DZ.com!

Nah, Gimp, the Cow shot was after a tandem. Tandems get out last, and I do a backflip filming the opening that eats a lot of altitude. I'm always open on time, but that one I wasn't open at the 8000' I'da needed to get back from that spot. I hate to admit it, but I kinda like landing out. Adventures with Bovines. Dances With Cows? Yeah, that's me, "Deuce, starring in the Motion Picture Epic: Dances With Cows" Kind of a skydiving WaterWorld

Hi Mary! My wife, Corinne, is sittin here with me, and we both enjoyed your serenity during the big ways at Eloy. Any chance you're going to make it to Perris? Serene Mary. Hi!

Fedex RightNow some of those pain pills and you're on! Naw, I gotta wash the truck, and the bike too while I'm out there. I'm going to put on my speedo and head out to the driveway for some soaping. All the old ladies come out and sit in their lawn chairs and watch me while they smoke. Yikes. That's one unholy gross image. But I'm gonna post it anyway just to keep the angry people derailed

Gosh. If only I had one. I find myself doing that with the JFTC video. Quite often lately. I'm going to have to make a copy of it so I don't wear the original out. Dammit Bytch! If not for all that Sapporo and laughter I'da remembered to hand you the damn thing from outa my back seat when I dropped you off. If I don't start drinking in the next 10 minutes, maybe I'll dub up some more....

Well, Craig almost got taken out by the Canadian leg-sweep takedown that got Mouth, WMW, and everybody else on that side. Craig does this spider-on-crank-giant-splayed-limbs-akimbo thing and is right back in there. Criminy he's good. Did you catch how SkymonkeyOne and Craig turned points while tracking away on the second or third jump? Goes to prove there's nothing that 10,000 jumps can't fix, eh? Thanks for the feedback folks, I find myself watching the tape a lot as a quick cheer-me-up.

Wingy, one of the camera fliers showed me how to push the photo button while I was looking at video and how that would take a picture to the memory stick. Chopchop kept putting cool pictures up, and you know, gotta keep up with the Jones's, or chopchops, or whatever.

Simply, fabulous.

Hey, somebody's got to do it! But my wife just reminded me that they didn't sign the waiver, so I'll have to be more careful. Yeah Lisa, I was pretty sure they were cows when they didn't charge me .

It's great Arthur! The cows just dig it!

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Hey! I went skydiving yesterday and I had a lot of fun. My Mrs. brought my kids out to the DZ right after sunset load and we had a nice family dinner. We ate on stools in a bar, cause we didn't want to wait for the dining room, but that's what we usually do. So check out some of my skydives. A tandem with the Magnificent Connie, a Level One with the World Famous Big Way Organizer Gareth Holder and the Inimicable Vic and a fastfalling student with a ponytail named "Scooter" -no shit, "Hi, J.P. I'm Scooter" I'm wondering if that's what it says on his birth certificate. A 11 way with Taz@DZ.com for his hundredth, I also shot his level one a few months ago (all hail Sangiro) a super-fun headown-sit-stand with BigBen-that photo is excspecially hideously cool.Finished the day with an 8 way hybrid and you can see Hookitt in it. We needed to speed up the base on that one... Oh, and I landed way out on my first jump. I am a truly professional tandem videographer, and I seized the opportunity to fluff the cows. Super cool landing too. Everybody thought I died. I swooped the downslope of this hill, right over about 20 cows, and flared at the base of the hill where it leveled out. I'm thinking SHIT! TOO MUCH RED ON THIS CANOPY! but the canopy settles down, and the cows are all staring at me. Wierd. So I fluffed them. "Whoo! Hoo! SKYDIVE!" Nothing. Fucking cows.

Yeah Wingy! Those hundred-pound chicks produce truly inescapable burbles!

COME to PERRIS! COME to PERRIS! We've got 5 days in Perris in the Springtime coming up. Come the hell out! I was legally dead on the Saturday we were at Eloy, so there's technically only two days of footage there. Thanks all!