Deuce

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  1. http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/JPKelly/Skydive Quade keeps turning around, but I copy everything he does from just far enough away that I can hop out of sight just in time. This album is the first outing with my new digital camera. Pretty cool, huh? In a couple weeks, it'll be full of horrifically fun pictures from Perris! Whooo-hooooo!
  2. Supercoolio! Isn't DZ.com cool? Superhellacool.
  3. Damn! Me too! I'm obliged to take the best care of my kids that I am able too, though, and I am. You're gonna want to be there when they graduate from high school, cause I am chucking everything. See I got this plan. KatieBear is gonna make General, and she's gonna get my girls into Westpoint. I will then do tandems during the day, and open a nice little cocktail lounge at the Byron Airport to get drunk in at night. My wife will have a fulltime job just looking at me and shaking her head.
  4. .38 seems like a kinda wierd size. There's .3's like the diamond, and the waycool, then .48's from Kenko. I have the .5 and the .3 from Diamond. I heartily endorse them both. http://www.royal-lens.com/ No front threads.
  5. Yeah! Lay it on me! I'm feeling much better after a couple of days with a ferocious chest cold. Plus, I'm in charge today. I gotta buy some shit!
  6. Your hair looks beautiful this morning Sunny!
  7. What, are you French this morning or something? No gnats.
  8. Great idea Lisa. Beach bonfire!
  9. Couldn't you use your super powers to do good? Once?
  10. I can't get it to connect. I use AOL from home. JP
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    insane rifles

    Nice to see you Dave. I've got a 45-70 that's a real crowd pleaser. It's nice to not have to use a spotting scope to see how you're shooting. Those half-inch holes show up just fine without one!
  12. jp Furnari, Diablopilot, could hook you up with Paulie at Davis. He's the only guy I've ever jumped a spaceball with. It's a combination of the weight of the shot in the tennis ball and the length of the pull-up cord.
  13. Nah! You rock! You can rodeo me in my camera suit! "Hold my beer a sec, and watch this!" What could possibly go wrong?
  14. Oh, that's right! You're a giant sequential record holder! BillVon! We're gonna have to turn two 7-way pieces with this guy along!
  15. I'm in it or over it, but you better beleive I'm gonna be there!
  16. Well, jp, with Billvon cracking the whip, you may not bail out this time.
  17. I'm there Bytch. I think B-squared might have me on camera duty on that one, though. How come the hybrid record isn't on the record page? We got that planned and jumped as planned at Eloy. I'm there Thursday through Monday, got the freak, bumper, and camera suits. Just lemme know. JP
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    Ear Hygiene

    Ed, how do you keep that foxy blonde chick? Really. See, I thought you were going after the ear-hair thing. Now that I'm going bald, I have to shave my ears. It's pretty cool. I just go right from my sideburns right up over each ear. In a few more years, I'm going to let it grow and do an ear-hair combover.
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    I'm a coach!

    Hmmm. Serenity lessons. You will be great, Mary! Students forget that skydiving is fun, and your expression in freefall will be a great reminder to them. I don't see you having to give many "relax" handsigns! I passed groundschool last Monday, maybe I'll get the jumps in this weekend. Congratulations! JP
  20. Our brother Cajones is putting extra features of Holly in his Eloy Holiday Boogie feature. I put together a copy of the disc of images I sent to the folks who donated to Sangiro so he can integrate it into his movie. If you have the disc, Holly is on 025, 22a,026, 76, 77, 86, 89, 48, and 244. She's on more than that, but those one's for sure. Ed, I'll have the disc on the way to you tomorrow. Such a pretty person. JP
  21. OK, I'll be there Sunday the 18th. I got the freaksuit, the bumpersuit, and the camera suit. Greenlight GO! JP
  22. Z-dog! It is our standard practice to give the roll of film to the buyer! If you purchase video and stills at my dropzone, and you purchase the DVD option, you will get the exposed roll of film (I will retain nothing) and a cool edited DVD with music (two tunes, one for the ride up, and one for the jump) With the DVD the editing is digital, so there is no drop-off in quality. If we do a deal directly, like if you want to get video of your hundredth jump or something, I'd ask for a roll of film from you, you to cover my jump, and give me a jump ticket or $20. I'd give you a firewire of the jump, or a VHS, and the exposed roll of film. I think you'll find that pretty common in the US. Some super-dynamite camera fliers will want more $, but not a whole lot more.