Deuce
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You're still working? Condoms. Blech. Another reason to be monogamous and married. Hey! jp! Leave the fun meter at home. You're just gonna break it at Perris. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! I will hit 500 at Perris. It will be a 15 way hybrid. It will be on the cover of Parachutist. So it is written, so it shall be. This is my last sober post of the day. Ignore all others.
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:0:0 Skydiving on Tuesday? They turn the gravity off at Byron on Mondays and Tuesdays. That's why they close those days.
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Oh. The weather for the Perris boogie is now on the radar. Lookie!: http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/driving/local/USCA0852?lswe=perris&lswa=WeatherLocalDriving&whatprefs= Perfectamundo!
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I'm getting Mouth and Dragontail at Ontario on the 21st about 9 PM. Room for two more if you are at the curb then.
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AH-ha! Great! Perrisites! Bwah!
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Oh, jp, she's beyond being a "bad girl". She's evil. Pronounced EEEEEEEE-VILLLLLLLL. Followed by the Dr. Evil laugh. Muwahahahahahah! Eeeeeeeeeee-villlllllll.
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Goodness. You only post to get help with your mortgage and jump-starts? DZ.com world record attempt this weekend! I'll be at Hollister Sunday morning real early. Come on out, Benerino! It'll be like Perris lite. And I double-checked that jump start thingie. They had them at the Costco in Antioch. Cool thing is when you use it up, you can just return it and get a new one.
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I got the soundtrack yesterday. Pretty good.
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Holy Cow! Well, with that crowd, I might qualify to be a pylon! Great video, though!
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Does that make me a porno_pixie fluffer?
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Vallerina, you gotta look at it for the rest of your life. Would you wear a $10 pair of shoes for the rest of your life? Nah. Bring your ideas to an artist who can draw it just the way you like it, and then carve it into your toe. It should take a while, so pay what it's worth. Avoid $10 an hour tattoo artists
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Just shup up. j/k
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Tell them you're going to summer school. Well, you are!... What tattoo?! On Monday? I wanna go! Where you getting it! Didja know I got a huge one on my puny bicep. It mildly freaked Mouth out at Christmas
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Oh. Glad I didn't know that, cause I just shorted them until I got what I wanted. It didn't fry my 10D, I think they're almost the same. Q will be back online later probably, and he's a responsible adult. Ignore me. Much safer. JP
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Well, I'll be in Hollister this weekend (strike ONE!) Perris next weekend (strike TWO!) Chopchop steps out of the box, adjusts his junk, and stares at Deuce on the mound. He steps back in the box. There's the wind-up...... And Chopchop shows up at Byron on May 31, does sunset hybrids, AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
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The time of day was your problemo. Costco sells a jumpstart battery with leads attached. Being in an inaccessable garage, get one. If you want, I'll get one for you and you can reimburse me. Didn't they just put a Costco in SF. You coming out to Hollister Sunday? You still going to that miserable, cold, wet island the weekend of the 24th?
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That's TWO fakes! What the hell, dude? j/k, but still. That whole business travel thing is gonna wreck your vibe with the locals.
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Uh, I'll be pulling in place at breakoff. Or at 1500 feet, whatever.
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Class of 1980.
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Wore one of those too! My date was a 6'1" Redhead. She was a Senior and I was a Junior! She's a dentist now. Damn. Think of all that nitrous...
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Gotta hook up the scanner. I had truly awesome hair. One prom I wore white tails and borrowed my cousin's Corvette. Very Van Halen.
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Mark, your Avatar has an uncanny resemblance to Dr. Smith. "Oh! The pain!"
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Nah, bro. Just lots of grabass and laughter. I cut out right at sunset to have dinner with the Mrs. They are all probably pissed, come to think of it. All smiling and waving thinking I was headed to the liquor store!
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Peeps. Please just be in SOME sort of condition to jump on Sunday! I don't want to video tandems until the afternoon when y'all start staggering in
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I am so losing it! I immediately thought that the 3-ring cutaway system used on tubes attached to feet would work perfect! Bandit hotair bungee cutaway jumps.