Deuce
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http://shutterfly.com/pro/jpkelly/skydive D'oh! Couldn't even copy it. Help a brother out!
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How do I put the link under easier on the eyes words like Skydive with JP! Instead of shutterfly.com/pro/jpkelly/skydive
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Ah, Q. It's the pentaverate! Well, it was until the colonel died. Ah, I hated the colonel. With his wee beady eyes! He put a secret chemical in his chicken that made you crave it fortnightly!
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Oooh. 16! Nice. Turning 8-way pieces! Damn! I love a challenge! You know how hard it is for one puny camera flier to take out a whole 16 way?!
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It does seem to portent the return of the messiah, doesn't it. Wow. This boogie's gonna end up in a big 'ole book, prolly.
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Woman, if you do some big hairdo it's gonna be really freaking big. Like Marge Simpson big. Oh, this is a rig reference, huh? I WILL BE THERE WEDNESDAY ABOUT 1:00 PM! Red 4 X 4 environment killer pickup, white kayak looking thing on the roof, black "the cops are chasing Amy" hellerrifically fast motorcycle in bed. Five folding chairs and two cases of beer. And a pool. And a pond. Pond'd be good for you.
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First find out if the second witness has a car she'll loan you, then tell the first chick so that you can get your space back. Damn! There is NO "able to drive on the correct side of the road" requirement for citizenship, is there!?
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I hereby promise that when I am elected President of the United States of America, I will parachute onto the deck of an aircraft carrier. The event will cost the taxpayers nothing, cause PD will sponsor it! Yeah! "Spectre! The canopy of choice of the leader of the free world!"
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Dude, you're still driving on the wrong side of the road, with all the controls on the wrong places, and you go to put your elbow out the window and you keep knocking out your front seat passenger. Walk.
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Sonny Barger said it best: "Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead" (MonoUno, correct me if I'm wrong, but I know that's a AJ reference) I just can't beleive in much of anything that requires people to keep secrets for any significant length of time.
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Cool. I love that system. Best I've experienced yet!
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The angle of the dangle?
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Now that's a scary thought. Did you hear that a lot in prison? Sure, but it was from guys I put there. And they were behind the side of the bars where the stainless steel toilet-sink combo was. Hahar! Whatchulookinatwillis?
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Will ya come a runnin' if I drunk call ya on your cell? She's already gonna be in the bomb shelter! Just holler! "Besssy! Heeeeeelp! I ken feeeel my face!"
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to purchase your tickets*** Jump tickets? Are they not doing the "Just gimme yer name? I've got you on account" thing? Or is that tickets to the oil-wrestling match between you, Bytch, and Mouth?
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Pictures from MS State Record Posted
Deuce replied to jdhill's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Nice. I like the 41-way zipper one. -
Now I am highly motivated to land out at Hollister! MOOOOOOoooove!
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Show me the money.
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Fool. She's getting subdermal weapons implants. You are doomed.
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The bidding starts: Donate X number of dollars to Sangiro to have Deuce land on a cow's back. Bidding starts at the cost of a chopped Spectre 150, and a Sony PC120. I've already got health coverage.
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That might impress the cows if I tossed oats at them at the bottom of every pass
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It happened to Cajones in Eloy. I've seen it happen a total of three times. Dunno if there's a home fix.
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BAD IDEA! That's where mad cow starts! Oh, that's from cows eating cows. I land out at least once a week, and nothing I do impresses those stupid cows. Maybe getting smacked by a windmill would do it. Anything for the bovines.
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"Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?" "I'm hungry" "Tommy hit me!" "I have to pee!" Dude, I seriously hope you have a little DC VCR and some tapes.
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You actually get chopped up by the blades before you could ever land on the windmills . It really leaves a mark.