Deuce

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  1. NO problem. Plenty of wire for this.
  2. My man, I never throw down if I'm not ready to get it on. Yeah, maybe get some more feedback from the birdmen about what would work. The bail from the balloon would be the same, at first there's no air to fly with for either of us (I've done two helicopter hover jumps) but you'd catch air first and I'd drop out, and you'd accelerate out of the frame. Sounds mighty cool. Damn that O'Brien guy for gettin a Perris balloon jump on the cover this month! It'll be months before they do another one! WHat's the worst that could happen?
  3. Seb, your avatar is FAT. Yeah, just fat. Not phat. That's what a beer bottle looks like after one has consumed many, many beer bottles.
  4. You don't reveal that you are a tai-chi ninja freeflyer?
  5. Dude, what the hell is that? It reads like some sort of WalMart brand cologne. I reply right away, unless it's something I have to be thoughtful about. Thinking takes time. I'm a good driver. Time for judge Wopner.
  6. Page 10 my hairy freckled ass! HEY! LOUDIAMOND! Maybe you want to do a birdman jump out of a balloon? That would make good video? Anybody else want to commandeer a balloon? I think they do that on Saturdays. I think it's Saturdays cause you get really, really grouchy people from the campgrounds cause when they inflate those things its REALLY LOUD. Especially if you got so drunk the night before you're still just a little drunk the next day!
  7. I'll be at Perris. With a huge crowd of suckadelic in the nicest possible way kinda people.
  8. Just next. I'm gonna try and get my last coach rating evaluation jump done manana. I'd love to go up to Davis and play. I don't think I've ever done any RW when I go up there. Plus jp's having his birthday bash and is contributing tequila and beer. But if I get the coach evaluation jump, and maybe snag some tandem videos, I'll be berry happy. I got a pile of new skydive stuff I got to make payments on.
  9. He helped keep me from falling down one cold December night. I guess I love him. But not like in prison. Not like that. Stop looking at me.
  10. Hey I like that. OK, were on! I'll be out Sunday. Don't get so wrecked Saturday that ya'll are unjumpable! More boobies, less beer!
  11. Seb, the RW stuff with Pop is NEXT weekend, right?
  12. Yeah, I don't use mine much. It's easier to turn my camera on with my left hand through the big space in the D-box. If I had put it in the back right corner of the platform, I'd probably use it more. I have a Hawkeye LT. Having it in the front anywhere brings your hand into frame. I don't care for that.
  13. I dunno, come to Perris and write a critique!
  14. Nice. Did the bondo add much weight? I've never worked with it.
  15. Yep, we have! And hanging out with my DZ.buddies makes me feel so good I glow in the dark! Good point, Lisa! When a person isn't careful, people close to them get control over their self-esteem knob. When you're not watching, or just not paying attention, it can get turned to zero. Then a freind will come along and ask, why is your knob set to zero? And you reply what knob? and they say "This one, honey" and they turn it all the way to the stop. Yowza. This one goes to 11! Mouth is a blessing that walks around in little teeny shoes.
  16. If there was a perfect day for it, this would be it. Just got a call though, one of my daughter's is sick, gonna go get her. It's not a chopper, jp, it's a SPACECRAFT!
  17. jp when you say: Unfortunately I am hearing it in the voice of the idiot in the helmet from Crank Yankers... You're turning both Caravans today?
  18. Hi Sunny! Why am I inside? Look at the weather at Skydance! Winds: Calm. CALM. You ever seen jp swoop when it's CALM!? They got great omelettes and stuff up there too. Wait, I'm in charge today, why am I laying groundwork to go home sick? Time to do some delagatin!
  19. Deuce

    How the fuck???

    Yes. Goof-off! Works good.
  20. Yes. Yes I am. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH! (Rubbing hands together) "Excellent!" Very happy birthday to you. My gift to you today is this: http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/driving/local/USCA0284?x=23&lswe=davis&lswa=WeatherLocalDriving&whatprefs=&y=7 Crank up that Caravan and Skydive!
  21. NO way dude! The Borg are a grouchy bunch. Not this cowboy. And never in that outfit. See you in Perris!
  22. He's jp! I'm JP! I'm laughing so hard! Michele was my first DZ.com hug, but I'll never forget Bytch putting the kung-fu grip on my right ass cheek! GreenlightGO!
  23. They matter a ton. I was obese most of my life. Now I'm not. People are much nicer, they think you're smarter, they don't interrupt you when you talk, they don't assume you're lazy, they look you in the eye. From inside this body looking out, I don't think I've changed, but boy-howdy, the way the world regards me surely has.
  24. Good choice Vallerina! The women's forum would have had interesting responses, but people can swear and be much sillier here. Be careful what you wish for.