Deuce
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View the pictures by doing the clicky thing below. Pops has madstyle shoes! Thanks for the jumps all!
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The pictures are up. Pops has mad shoes!
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I'll demo that 27 cell 78 Xaos on my last jump at Perris! Of course, whenever I jump that 78 Xaos will be my last jump at Perris! Manana, all!
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Dude, if you think my sit is fast, my head-down sets of NORAD alarms. Good time. Come to Perris.
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Lizzie is cuter in person than her picture The cutaway handle incident belongs in Incidents. I will do screen grabs and post some high-res photos tomorrow. Thanks Hollister peeps for the hospitality! Seb, I am not sorry I missed your party Saturday night. I am a lesser man, and I would have been killed by the fun. Thanks very much for getting so may DZ.florescent-light-posting-losers together in the air! Pops freeflys in slippers.
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Get SkyBytch to tutor you! She's an expert in Evil. :6:Several 6 jumps at Hollister. Nice folks, all astoundingly hungover. Jumped with Pop from 18K, did two record attempts with the DZ.crew. Freefly, RW, and camera jumps. I'll process the digital photos tonight and get them up tomorrow.
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Yeah it really sucks. I freakin' hate having to wear shorts to work. If you don't put a shirt on too, none of the guys are gonna get any work done. Or do you hate wearing any clothes at all?
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Ditto. With a .5 of some type on your video the 28 is a good match framing-wise.
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Right. I'll have a couple of copies of DZ.Eloy '02, we'll maybe watch it in the Bombshelter one night. Actually, if Bytch brings her copy, it's got some stuff from the DZ.Perris Labor Day Invasion on it. See you soon! JP
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Saturday, 9am, 4-5 jumps. Plan to spend the entire day and evening at the dz Saturday; we're partying by the pool with dinner and much alcohol that night. Deuce is talking about a trip to the beach (bonfire? bbq?) on Sunday night. We'll need designated drivers for that one. Deuce is GOING to the beach on Sunday for the Sunset. Any Perris/Elsinore Party People know of a good Pacific Coast public beach that's a straight shot from Perris? 4 - 5 jumps Saturday? MOREJUMP! MOREJUMP!
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Man, I'm blessed. I have a horrible, but well-paying and secure job that lets me provide my family with a good life, and my children with a good education. My wife tolerates my adreneline addiction, and trusts me to kiss the girls in celebration of a killer hybrid, gnarly 8-way, or maybe even a very excited tandem student, and remain steadfast and true. My kids think I'm cool. Most of the people I work with (wearing a coat and tie) simply can't picture me doing the tandem video thing. None of them know I have a tattoo. I'm going to meet in person a bunch of people on Sunday that I've never met except online. And we will all risk our lives together. (none of you f*ckers better pull early on me without tracking!) I can't wait till Hollister Sunday. And I really can't wait till Perris next week. I am blessed with such astounding experiences. Such interesting and exciting friends. I'll hug all of you until I hear something crack. Lucky, lucky me.
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Gosh, I wish, LT. I'm just a bureaucrat family man with friends like Quade that clue me in to the shortcuts that make me look good. "Hey, JP, don't step in that" "Step in what?...Oh, thanks" It's a whole lot like that.
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Leeese, my only concern is I'm not getting there to document until Sunday, and I think this crowd is gonna have dead brain cells spilling out of their heads like Potato Buds when I'm all suited up ready to skydive! Maybe while folks are straggling in I can get some shots of Sebazz goosing a tandem passenger with the Cookie Monster flying video. Stay tuned.
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Noice!
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Nah. No problem, if Keanu can do it, anyone can.
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Hey, at least you won't have to rent gear! We'll use you like a big-ole skyball! We'll do a sit campfire around you and chant. It'll be cool, relax.
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Dude, it's not personal, it's about skydiving. You know, we will miss you, but not more than we'd miss skydiving it was raining.
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I'll be a good sport. Deal: no gear, no jumpsuits in that malarial swamp. After a successful 15 way hybrid with my DZ.buddies, it's all good
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Pie hell. There's a swoop pond at Perris with his name on it. You might want to put some malathion in that pond now to kill the skitos, Bytch, cause your'e coming in with me
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That rocks, Lori. I think we may end up doing some 8 and 9 way warm ups before the 20 way I think is going to happen. We have 17 confirmed, but I think more will end up on the dive when they see it's gonna be organized and safe. So, depending on what Commander BillVon wants we may each do some over-the-top shooting and then we can do that cool bigway camera stuff when they put both groups together. And we can't forget to get good video of each other! Never enough photos and video of camera fliers!
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That's because we're sacrificing you on Wednesday night to the weather gods. -Oh sh*t, did I say that out loud?!
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Thank you Q. Done and done. JP
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Uh, after a year in the dry, dry, desert, I'm thinking Skymonkey One's gonna have those boots pointed at the sky five steps off the plane. Maybe.
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See, I KNEW there was some reason my daughters love you so much! This was it all along!
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You'll be able to buy all the pictures you want, whenever you want, from the comfort of your naked self in front of your monitor HERE. Wait that's not working cause Bytch won't waste time on my untrainable ass. Pretend this is a cool clicky link that says HERE (shutterfly.com/pro/jpkelly/skydive)