Deuce

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  1. Ugh. That's why I won't jump one until I have cash in hand.....
  2. Nice! Thanks for the vicarious birthday thrill! I'll return the favor in August, but you gotta be 40 too! Ai Chingao! That hurts!
  3. Nah. We both got at least two rigs! And they got those airline monitors at Perris, you can't miss your plane. The problem is gonna be showing up in the right suit! Head-down in the camera suit would be superhellafast! Whoo-hoo! NEXT WEEK!
  4. I did two out of hot air balloons without being killed. Enough people did get killed doing them that way that it is now illegal. That was in the 1980's.
  5. Thank you for the pleasant flashback.
  6. In my quest to be at least mediocre at everything I am pursuing RW, FF and Camera at about the same rate. Doing OK, holding my own. BLAM! Freestylists! Argh! And then there's DivaSkyChick with that board! And LouDiamond in a birdman, out of a balloon! I'm a one-legged-man in an ass-kicking contest!
  7. You ARE the official! You can do whatever the hell you want! You betcha!
  8. NOICE! I'm hoping to get Sangiro on the runway at Perris for some Bimmer drag-race action. Gonna blister me up some Honcho!
  9. Damn! Woman you got some hellacious vision if you can do that out of a tailgate airplane from 13000 feet going 120 miles an hour tracking like hell away from a big idiot with a bunch of Borg crap on his head who's trying to take pictures of you! Rock-n-roll Ballerina Tao! Awesome. JP
  10. I'm thinking that's a story that requires beer for the telling....
  11. Deuce

    Do I or Don't I

    Michele, I was Mr. Popular in High School. How stupid. Really, who cares what a bunch of 17-year-olds think? If you haven't been in touch with them since, why bother? I went to my 10 year, looked at a bunch of pictures of us with feathered hair, Angel Flights, and powder blue tuxes. That was enough for a lifetime.
  12. Good for you. My first camera suit jump is here somewhere too! Huge fun. I've got almost 250 camera suit jumps now, and I'm only now starting to get really aggressive with it. It takes a while to get used to being around that tandem pair with that drogue and all. But it's fun to drop below, get that shot, and then extend EVERYTHING and pop up and around the drogue and drop back down in the face of the tandem student. BAMM! It just keeps getting funner! Welcome aboard!
  13. See, I gotta disagree here. Being drunk with friends is great fun. Watching video of being drunk with friends is not so much fun. Yeah, yeah, I know. But that story is one of the funniest I have ever heard!
  14. Look! Sunshine's happy on her bed! Thanks guys! What a great way to start my week!
  15. I've been told every dropzone has a "JP". I walk into manifest Saturday, and I'm behind the counter doing some computer stuff with one of the AFF/Tandem Masters/Rigger/Camerafliers. Gina, "Manifest", walks up, another "Married with Children" skydiver, a grownup, and grabs a massive handful of my ass. She says "Happy Birthday JP"! I'm like stunned and I say, "yeah, in August" she's laughing so hard she doesn't really hear me. Later, she says Happy Birthday again, and DeBar says, "No, that's jp Furnari, up a Skydance". Not missing a beat, (Skydiver chick), she says "Oh, then I'll get you again in August, JP" Sometimes it's good to be JP.
  16. Every:9:0 I love my new Hi-res still camera. I get to jump with the high performance freeflyers, learn from them, and take amazing pictures. 6 Tandem videos, almost all beautiful women (one guy, a firefighter the skychickies would have dug) then three fun jumps. A six way hybrid turning points (2), then the same jump again turning(3), then video and stills of a wicked two way head down. How can I do this full time, and keep my obligations? Can't. But I love my weekend job!
  17. Surf an acoustic band ONE TIME, and now I'm an acoustic band surfer forever. D'oh!
  18. Hi Katie, we did school-made cards, I made breakfast, and then we gave Mrs. Vidiot a couple of those little italian charm bracelet thingies that are so popular. Gonna go see the vidiot's mom a little later, picnic lunch in the park. Happy Mother's day all!
  19. Deuce

    the devil won

    Like in prison. Bon Voyage. JP
  20. Hey I got SmartSound porn music out the yang. Morning Lou!
  21. Hey Wingie, thanks for the "Hi" from Shannon. Very nice. We gotta talk about this nice guy thing. I'm thinking about trying it out.
  22. What? That's supposed to DETER us? Hey, Lisa, Dave LeDresh is coming down. He says HI! Oh, and Wingie! Thanks for the HI! from Shannon.
  23. If McGowan has read this he's gonna get his big lens, stay on the ground, and film us hairballing off the balloon and cratering Great stuff!
  24. I Jairo, still hanging around? Dude, MCGOWAN is gonna be there! Maybe out on my back with my camera suit? We're on! And yeah, do everything. My dogs are both blowing coat, come comb 'em out, wouldja?