Deuce

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  2. Deuce

    104,306 miles

    Well, heck, LT, that sucks. The convertible Mitsubishi here: http://www.mitsucars.com/eclipsespyder/image_gallery_ext.html No interest loan, put the settlement as a down, beucoup low payments. What color was the Mustang? And YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE OFFERED AMBULANCE RIDE WHEN YOU GET TOTALLED BY SOMEONE! But in your business, I suppose you know this. You're "pain and suffering" settlement is based on a percentage of your medical bill costs. The ambulance ride spikes this. This may be a bit of moral equivalence on my part, but the pain of losing your car hurts too, not just your neck and the time lost to recovering. I hope you're back in the air by the time I come down to visit, cause I was really looking forward to skydiving with you. JP
  3. Quade gave me this site in a PM a while back, and I just hunted it up because I think I'm going to need another card for the Perris trip.
  4. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    Aggie Dave is the correct answer! Thank you all for playing, until this time tomorrow, I'm Deuce Trebeck, and you're not!
  5. Hey it's only 3:30 PM, they're not up yet!
  6. Wow. I'd normally deck anybody who called Mouth a whore, but I think you probably mean it in the nicest possible way Come on out! Birdman rodeo flock dive!
  7. Dang, Q, you sound like that Steven Hawking guy.
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    Jeapordy!

    WRONG! "what is the right knee". Bonus question: Who lent Deuce the brace, saving his skydiving vacation?
  9. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    Can you imagine hanging your head outside a DC-10 to spot?
  10. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    DINGDING! WINNAH! Goll, what a super cool airplane. The answer is: Turbine DC-3. (Did that thing have six-bladed props?) What an idiot for $100: Deuce had to wear a brace on a limb while filming the DZ.Eloy02 big ways because he tried to kill himself downsizing. On what limb did he wear that brace?
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    Jeapordy!

    Duh, dah-dah-dah, dun, dun.......DUN boom-boom. Wrong. Who is Mischele. This very cool aircraft hosted the largest attempted speed star by a DZ.com group up to that date. Bonus information: the jump was termed a "Muenkel Jump"
  12. Mujie was on the jump, she'll be in Perris. So were you and Cajones, LEW! I just had to split before the initiation happened. Hmmmm.
  13. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    The music will end shortly... Viking MY ASS!
  14. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    We will accept "What causes farting" The exact answer was "What is flatulence" Congratulations!
  15. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    The music is still playing.....
  16. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    BZZZT! Wrong! Anvil may meet the requirements, but mostly Anvils issue is his torso to limb ratio. BigBen refers to any male pudgy or fastfalling person as a FAT BASTARD! OPEN THE F*CKING DOOR! for $500: When undigested food passes from the small intestine into the large intestine, where normal, harmless bacteria break down the food, producing hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and, in about one-third of all people, methane.
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    Jeapordy!

    You got the answer correct, you were just a little late on the buzzer. Relax and get behind your podium!
  18. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    Sorry Michele, just missed it! But you will be allowed to continue in the bonus round.
  19. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    BWAH! Wrong! What is Priapism was the correct answer. Where the heck in Amy, don't they teach these people anything in med school anymore? BigBenisms for $100: Any person who is gravitationally advantaged:
  20. NO, GET THE PARTS! Let's beer-jump it at Perris!
  21. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    Hey! No celebrity impersonatostors! Pre is correct! (Shouldn't you be learning about satellite guided porta-potty bombs or something?) Why does this happen on the bus for $450 A medical disorder in which there is persistent, often painful erection in the absence of sexual interest.
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    Jeapordy!

    Correct! Beerlight for $100: To make intoxicated: to cause somebody to become drunk or intoxicated.
  23. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    Zenister is Correct! Deuce is happy his wicked-cool zenmaster buddy is back! I love the sound of squeaking leather for $400: She prowls the streets of Gotham City in search of booty. Also called the Princess of Plunder, and the Mistress of Malevolence, this whip-wielding fantasy has been keeping Batman hot and bothered for over fifty years now. In her ever-changing but always form-fitting suit, She has managed to hold her own in a universe populated by sociolpaths and megalomaniacs.
  24. Deuce

    Jeapordy!

    BZZZZT! Wrong!