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  1. theonlyski
    I don't think that will happen, she doesn't have a very high opinion of skydivers. Its ok, I My friend doesnt jump much recently. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    She's 21 and very cute. I'll make sure to tell her to put the alarm on too. Would you be totally offended if she dated a skydiver? What if he called you 'Mama'? Inquiring minds... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Just so long as I don't have firecrackers singe my hair again like they did at Fitz I need to start making it to these boogies! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Fixed it for you. I typically take my ID, a credit card and afew bucks cash out, put it in one of my jumpsuits pockets, along with the spare key/remote for my truck. Its less thanmy normal keychain and usually isnt too noticeable (depending which pocket/suit im jumping). Depending where Im at, I might bring my logbook out. This way I dont have to run to my truck whenever I want to get a snack, pay for more jumps (such as at Start) or buy a case of beer if I land at the gas station. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Internet explorer 8? Tools>Manage Add Ons Make sure its not disabled. Go to add/remove programs and uninstall it, reboot the computer and try it again. Ya coulda just asked me on yahoo! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Dude That was funny. I've been with my wife a total of 12 years, and she has never heard a word out of my mouth. Or, for the guys: "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    I agree with you, but since the USPA has no real regulatory authority, no matter how hard and fast the USPA decides a rule should be, there's not a whole lot they can do if someone breaks the rule. If they hear about it, they can suspend or remove ratings, but that doesn't mean as much as some people think. Unless they use those ratings for their primary source of income. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    You're going to make me go read all the damn BN's again arent you? May I present THIS? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Some things are just better left unsaid. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Recent reporting indicates they're a damn nice pair too! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Bloodninja? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    but take pics to post! Of her "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    I think they make a pill for that... Might want to go get checked out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Call them, tell them you're a skydiver, order whatever set. If you dont like them, call them back, Ken (HMFIC) is VERY willing to go the extra mile to make a happy customer out of you. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    I'll take "Things skyflower_bloom will never say" for $400 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Must be nice! Congrats Nat! I know that those tests arent easy here, and dont imagine they're easy there either. Thanks for the congrats everyone
  17. theonlyski
    Must be nice! Congrats Nat! I know that those tests arent easy here, and dont imagine they're easy there either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Im no expert on psycho packing, and have only done it once, in a hurry to catch a 23 way sunset tracking load... Pulled a bit higher than normal and thought I packed a mal cause it took so long to open. Probably wont do it again. My last 100 jumps were on a sabre2 190 that had roughly 20 jumps on it when I got it, fitting into a d-bag that seemed pretty small for it, and a pain in the ass to close. Its a bitch to pack them, but over time you get better at it, just gotta know how to control it from slipping everwhere. Get in good with a couple packers and see if they will show you some tips and tricks, worked for me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Refering to the DZ or the chick? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Sometimes it's better not to date people at your home dz. Or at a major dz that you liked to go to and was convienant while you were home visiting friends/family Sounds like you're speaking from experience!! What makes you think that? Its ok, shes got to work during the week, I'll just have to get my jumping done then! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Sometimes it's better not to date people at your home dz. Or at a major dz that you liked to go to and was convienant while you were home visiting friends/family "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    And just how do you expect to pack it anyways? It will get less slippery after a hundred or so jumps... ( not really noticably less though ) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I would let you pay anytime! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    You think thats bad, the military will often direct changes to SOPs that easily affect tens of thousands of people, because one person did something stupid and unforseen. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I read it atleast 5 times to make sure I wasn't seeing things... Thats pretty damn awesome! Can I have my change?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message