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    How do you propose he learn to sideslide, if he has no stable reference point? Again, you dont know this, unless you're jumping with a person/group. I can change my fall rate every 200' but if I have nobody to base the change off of, how will I know its changing at all? Those are good solo suggestions, just make sure you're tracking 90* off of jump run, not up or down it Not trying to be a dick or anything, so dont take it that way. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I didnt think Cheach needed any money? I know some people get sponsors to pay some cash for you doing like so many skydives in a day or something "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Hmm... I might be able to make that one... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Just forced to resign. Maybe not even that, he probably laid his resignation on Obamas table, pleased to do it. And I don't think ANY of his troops think of the General as "disgraced"............ +1
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    An Irish man is at the bar, the barkeep tells him that it is time to close up so the man stands up to leave then suddenly falls. Oh my he says I must of had way to much to drink. So he crawls home and sneaks into bed hoping his wife wont hear. The next morning when he wakes up his wife is cooking, and the irish man thinks " woo got out of one with the wife last night" She walks into the room and says "the bar keep called, You forgot your wheelchair last night." "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Look at those trees! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Hey, have you heard of this place called McDonalds? I've never been there, but I got this exclusive offer on TV, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Would you like to check it out with me? "Um, no thanks, I don't really like that place. But you go ahead." You have to get her to agree to the date in the first place! Sheesh. Ahh, touche! Until next time!
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    Hey, have you heard of this place called McDonalds? I've never been there, but I got this exclusive offer on TV, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Would you like to check it out with me? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Dont ask, dont tell If your office is anything like me, it would be more than amusing to your office while you explain why you're taking the pic, and actually trying to take it But but...He's an occifer. (yes....spelled that way on purpose) Then I'm sure his NCOs wont let him ever forget taking that picture... EVER "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Dont ask, dont tell If your office is anything like me, it would be more than amusing to your office while you explain why you're taking the pic, and actually trying to take it "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    No waiver is going to prevent you from having to spend thousands on lawyers. On top of that, gross negligence cannot be waived. How is it gross negligence if they gave them the proper tools for the job, but the end users chose not to wear them? Should there be a Fire Fighter uniform inspector, you have to check in with him to verify you're in the right attire for the type of incident you're called to stop, before you go stop it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I don't think that will happen, she doesn't have a very high opinion of skydivers. Why not? Tell her I"m only pretending to be a skydiver... You think I jump out of planes?!?! You're insane! I could NEVER do that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    uhh, yeah... sure, coupon-clipping... thats what i was talking about Better give her the kid safety scissors for your own safety. She cant cut thru the rope with those right? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    uhh, yeah... sure, coupon-clipping... thats what i was talking about "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Every weekend at the farm is a big event No, it just SEEMS like a big event for such a small little girl! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    What's wrong with that??! Seriously.. If a guy uses coupons - great. I prefer a home-cooked meal anyway, but nothing wrong with coupons - even on a first date. The main thing that's important is whether you like the guy!! SO, my place, say 7pm? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I've been warned, and never gotten a reply back as to why when I PM'ed the mod. Only been blocked once, but I dont remember why. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Howabout a 96 year old? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    *cough* Where is yours? hmmm? Shes prolly sittin on it... I wonder if it's comfortable. Id hope so! All that post whoring she does while sitting on it... I dunno, she certainly seems to be squirming alot... Does she have her phone on vibrate? I am not squirmy, I just dont like sitting still My phone is not on vibrate and No I wont post pics of my ass. .. Just email them to me "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Thinkin about some sex today are ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski

    Night Jumps

    theonlyski replied to cstaffa's topic in The Bonfire

    Great, now shes gonna know it wasnt an accident... thanks! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Feelin mighty confident are we? There arent a million men on dz.com "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    *cough* Where is yours? hmmm? Shes prolly sittin on it... I wonder if it's comfortable. Id hope so! All that post whoring she does while sitting on it... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    *cough* Where is yours? hmmm? Shes prolly sittin on it... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message