theonlyski

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  1. Your poll is flawed... You assume we go on dates prior to getting in bed with them. This is not always the case. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. I didn't know that that come with self tightening lag strap adapters! How did you ask for it (it is not an option on the order form)? I didnt... I ordered french hardware? Im waiting on word back from them, maybe this is the new upgraded hotness? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. You're 2" shorter and 10-15 lbs heavier than me... I guess I wouldnt call you 'BIG' What size/model canopy did you get your titanium insert from? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. I spent just shy of 5 grand for my first rig, and the one Im building now is costing more than that. I guess it really depends what you're looking for, and how picky you are... This might work for you http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/classifieds/detail_page.cgi?ID=96407;d=1 throw an aad in it, and you got yourself an el-cheapo! (ofcourse get it inspected, see how it fits and flies) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. No picture attached. So why doesn't he still advertise them as a "Wonderhog"? Point taken. But for all that, it still serves the purpose very well for the usage for which it is intended. Otherwise it wouldn't still be in use. "Unpleasant to land" is not necessarily a valid argument against it, when it's designed to be used in the first place only in unpleasant emergency situations. It must be superior to other canopies for bailout purposes, or otherwise the military wouldn't be using them. Aircrew, untrained in ram-air parachutes, may have better odds of injury-free landings with C9 rounds, then ram-airs. And then there's the issue of reliability during high-speed unstable deployments. Sure it lands harder, but for emergency uses, there are other more important criteria that take precedence. You mentioned T-10's for paratroops - yes, they could get softer landings on ram-airs, but what about all those hundreds of paratroops on mass exits all zinging around the sky in close proximity at 20 mph? The number of canopy collisions would negate any benefit from softer landings. So the T10 lands hard, but it's still the best thing yet for putting large numbers of troops on the ground with the fewest injuries. Tell that to the Army, they're switching over to the T-11. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. hahaha i got bored of trying to list them all after that many Does masturbation affect reading comprehension and short term memory?? YOU listed spankwire.com in your list. WOW. We're BOTH retarded In my defense, it's finals week, I skimmed the list while studying. What are you studying?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Geez, the only one I've watched a bunch of videos on was fucktube. Next you're going to say you watch the videos for the sound effects and music. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. I think they make a pill for that actually... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. This coming from the girl that got the free jumpsuit with the purchase of her rig. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. I got the FF Hacky pud, that white thing is probably someones shoe. Good freaking catch, I ordered the french hardware! Ofcourse they JUST closed. Guess I'll have to call them tomorrow... (even though its shipping today) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. Mine is getting shipped out today! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. do it! ....then post the evidence You know how I know you're gay? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Why?? No night jumps allowed? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. Be careful of guys with hook knives, it may turn into a naked jump! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. Classic!!! So, you guys are all hanging out in front of manifest window signing and waiting on the plane. Carrie the manifest chick opens the window and says 'time to load head on out there.', and shuts the window I start snickering, and tell everyone at the table to watch this and point at Carrie. You guys continue your discussion. Carrie opens the window again and in an exasperated voice yells "time to load". She stares at you guys with a what in the fuck is wrong with you look. I and the rest of the table are rolling by now, but I manage to tell her that they'll never hear you, so yell as loud as you want. At which point in time she caught a clue along with a number of compliments on her intelligence. and got one of ya'lls attention visually "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Tipping is fine, or you could use that money, go buy some beer for after the last load goes up, and get to know the guys at the DZ better. (Walk around and offer beer to anyone that wants one) You'll have friends pretty quickly! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. Night jumps are great- best kept secret in skydiving. Problem is they're always a good hour past the sunset load and beer is, well, BEER. I just wanted to say: Yes night jumps are the best kept secret. Never a good idea, but so fun they should be outlawed. SShhhhh. Jumping out of an airplane is looked at as a bad idea to some! Thank gawd, we are not part of that "Some"! Speak fer yourself! Its a horrible idea... I fall, or get pushed. Jumping will get you a face full of tail in some birds "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. The ones Ive had were the foam 'blocks' tan in color, like a big piece of foam, nothing special Its annoyed me to the point I just stop using it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. that it is true but once you get to play with all the other kids in the sky, its more fun than a clown on fire. thats one of the reasons I am going for a coach rating, so that I can jump with students, wish I had more folks who jumped with me when I was a student off AFF Thats why I got mine! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. YES! Buy one of those 'memory foam toppers', you can get them at quite a few places but I know they have them at Costco and Sam's Club. They work great for making a squishy mattress more firm... just make sure to get one of the thicker ones. There are also a ton of sites to buy them online. Ive had a few of them, ranging from the 2" to the 4" foam, they tend to shrink, even just a simple fitted sheet on top of it, they eventually shrink and you have to take the sheet off (more than weekly) and let it expand again... I got tired of it. The only reason I use one now (regular foam) is because the mattres I have here, you can feel the springs thru, and I dont like that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. I've never heard anything but great stuff about them. I buy almost everything through them now. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Did you mean SIUCC? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. SO who heard the dytter? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. ***ouch**** the next century costs something like 2300 euros; but includes all options; the vector, with all options, almost doubles the base price.. prolly depends on what is offered with the javelin.. 2,300 Euros = 2,971.14 U.S. dollars And according to Chutingstar's website thats base price, no options (that I saw) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. Maybe you should stick with the last option there... How long did you expect it to go talking about hard wood for your bed before it turned sexual? I mean, really! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message