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  1. theonlyski
    Lets get her exits down first, then we can work on bigger projects... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Or a vacuum cleaner, some tupperwear, some duct tape... Sounds like some MacGyver shit right there Nah, but you could also use a tile floor and a plunger... turkey baster and a condom (or a ballon) Might not work as well, but a ziploc sammich bag and a bit of water might do it too... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Don't forget, the formula is P for Plenty. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    It'll probably start off with "I would like to thank the academy..." "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    HBTY HBTY HBDR HBTY A gift of advice. Watch out for that last step... its a doozie! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Learned civilian side, went thru jump school after I already had my B "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Or a vacuum cleaner, some tupperwear, some duct tape... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Provided I was able to make the call, I would too. Hell, 2 grand is high for them! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Killjoy "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Take it to any of the sewing shops outside of a military base (as it looks like you're probably putting military patches on it anyways). They have done this alot (not so much since the Army got ACU's) but they still do the occasional one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    This thread needs pictures. For you know, the health of all of the men here! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Hell no... Thats what H&P's are for! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Sure we are - it was a proposed "coffee date"! Note to self... Never ask for a coffee date: Downside, no date. Upside, coffee. Instead, ask for a night of wild drunken sex. Downside, no date. Upside, wild drunken sex. Best. Idea. EVER! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    The victim's brother made me laugh. "so duuumb" I can;t believe they aired that part on the news! Come on.. The news is about people - even the dumb ones! Seriously, though.. It must be pretty awful to be woken up like that.. I GUARANTEE the guy would NOT survive the experience if I am woken up like that. Does this smell like cloroform to you? I LUV the smell of gunpowder in the night Smells like victory! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    The victim's brother made me laugh. "so duuumb" I can;t believe they aired that part on the news! Come on.. The news is about people - even the dumb ones! Seriously, though.. It must be pretty awful to be woken up like that.. I GUARANTEE the guy would NOT survive the experience if I am woken up like that. Does this smell like cloroform to you? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Mythbusters disproved it was even possible given the amount of explosives and a few other things.. eta: Well played Quade... next time, I will get there first! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    LMFAOPIMP!!!! Like you heard it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Funnier than the story, is the people they interview... Some funny sounding shit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I've deleted and/or hid peoples posts for that kinda stuff... I dont care if you just had an awesome milkshake... what do you want me to do? 'Like' the fact that you're over weight and sucking on milkshakes? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Oh, you're the gay guy? No, hes in the 'Friend Zone' All the complainging and whining about their ex, he gets to hear, but no chance of getting laid. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    My old boss from last fall who is around 350# just told me the other day after having me work for him and talk about skydiving he's been thinking of trying it. I couldn't bring myself to tell him it would be impossible at his weight. I'm 6' 195 # and sometimes have trouble staying with other jumpers if I don't dress right. Today I went out in shorts and a t-shirt and was as de-arched and big as I could get to try to stay with the formation. Then again I was jumping with girls who are all under 130 Maybe a baggy jumpsuit would help? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    If you still have that ROL rig, depending on which rig it is, I believe a master rigger can convert it to BOC. Check with them though to be sure. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    We have a guy like you in my shop. I thought it was just signal shops that acted like that. Odd... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    102 for me, but I actually know atleast 90% of them in person, and have plans to meet most the other ones at some point or another. Theres one, keeps tellin me she makes a mean sammich... but I gotta get a job in Florida to have an excuse to swing by. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message