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  1. theonlyski
    SO, it seems that you're having a problem with going to bed and it being too 'soft'. What I suggest is find something that you like to spend plenty of time on that has no problems being 'firm'. It should be free and depending what kind of deal you work out, might even get a free dinner or two out of it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Touche! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Could be the lens. I really like the panties though - very Sex-ay I dont think the lens is that deceiving
  4. theonlyski
    Its still opening for those 100 jumps, but if the lines are out of trim, it wont open the same as if they are in trim. ETA: AD... ya beat me to it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Could be the lens. I really like the panties though - very Sex-ay I dont think the lens is that deceiving
  6. theonlyski
    Sex is a good way to get rid of headaches... That excuse is a horrible one, just say you dont wanna have sex. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Not even over once you're on the ground. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Its probably best to wear yoga pants and a small top, you know, for elasticity. better post pics too, you know, so we can verify you're doing it right "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. "What happened?" asked the farmer. Liam replied, "My parachute failed to open." "Well," said the farmer, "if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday." "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Polish Mail Order Bride? Surely you jest! Hey! IF the man wants a Pole, let him have it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Be careful with them static lines, a chick on my chaulk at airborne school dropped hers on exit, it got wrapped around her neck on the 5th jump. She survived, but the look on the JM and safety's face was pure horror, they thought they just watch her die. Pretty scary, we got another pass and finished the jump... She was taken to the hospital about the same time we got to the turn in point, didnt expect to see her again... but she still graduated with a FUCKED up neck. Riser burn aint got shit on static line burn! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Got that bookmarked do ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    And leave the BBMSGR group?? Exactly. You know, iPhones dont have a messenger group (although, it would be awesome!) Come over to the dark side Luke. I can totally resist the iToy and AT&T's network...with no effort...you just wallow in the knowledge that you don't have BBM and therefore, you suck... Well, not like it works here anyways. Don't worry, it doesn't work back home either, or have you forgotten? Wouldnt know, I dont have BBM BAM! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    And leave the BBMSGR group?? Exactly. You know, iPhones dont have a messenger group (although, it would be awesome!) Come over to the dark side Luke. I can totally resist the iToy and AT&T's network...with no effort...you just wallow in the knowledge that you don't have BBM and therefore, you suck... Well, not like it works here anyways. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    If I am back and not on duty, I'll be there! Be gentle "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    And leave the BBMSGR group?? Exactly. You know, iPhones dont have a messenger group (although, it would be awesome!) Come over to the dark side Luke. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    And leave the BBMSGR group?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Or the pilot. Or God. She's presumed to be unimpeachable. Going with the Dogma approach? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Just how would I be getting screwed? Worst case, I pay less, since I'm probably not pulling 2gb without teathering anyways. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Hung, like me... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Read the fine print. When your contact is up, for instance after the 2 year phone commitment, you are re-upping for the data plan. Then you are no longer a prior plan holder! Where do you see that? http://www.wireless.att.com/answer-center/main.jsp?t=solutionTab&ft=browseTab&ps=solutionPanels&locale=en_US&_dyncharset=UTF-8&solutionId=KB110284&isSrch=Yes http://www.wireless.att.com/answer-center/main.jsp?t=solutionTab&ft=browseTab&ps=solutionPanels&locale=en_US&_dyncharset=UTF-8&solutionId=KB110274&isSrch=Yes and AT&T's webpage: all seem to say other. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    As long as you had a smart phone plan prior to the change to the limited data plans, you can opt to keep the unlimited plan. The 2 limited plans are for new subscribers and people that didnt have smart phone plans before. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    \ Better then an iPhone? Blasphemy!!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Nah, dont think anyone in Florida is a diver... /jackass "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Its pretty clear (to me) that without a ticket, or a rigger watching, its against the rules. But, lets not go back into this discussion for the umpteenth time on here this month. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message