JJohnson

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  1. We need to clarify two things: 1) He is a Marine. NOT a soldier. A Marine is a higher life form that a soldier and we take offense at being demoted to "soldier" status. 2) Being a Marine makes him a warrior. Marines are not mindless combatants who follow orders blindly. Marines think for themselves, fight and live with honor seldom know by mere mortals. Marines know a glory that no other simple soldier could ever understand; and know that God has a special place in Heaven just for them. We guard the Pearly Gates so be nice to us or we won't let you in. We are the few, the proud......that band of brothers, the elite family of warriors that you know as The United States Marines. end of discussion. Semper Fidelis JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  2. Bring sometinhg to read???? Hell, in my house it's called the library! I installed a set of bookshelves and even use the dewey decimal system. I've had Shapiro call me for research in there! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  3. I had all of first gear before I was done with AFF, went with rental gear for maybe 5 jumps before I had everything put together. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  4. Well part of me is standing up at attention with a salute. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  5. I just saw a trailer for TRII, looks like skydiving made it into the flick. A base jump from a building with wingsuits and the ever popular landing a canopy into a fast moving vehicle. Anyone else seen it? Angelina Jolie is smokin'....... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  6. Brother that is without a doubt the ugliest damn rig I ever saw........NOT. Enjoy that little girl. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  7. In which case I would say the Cobalt has light front riser pressure with a shorter recovery arc than say a Crossfire...My 105 Cobalt can be put into a dive easily and stay there. The 120 has higher front riser pressure, I cannot hold it in a dive near as long. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  8. THey really want to end it quick, send in the elite troops: Woman Marines, PMS raging on a nic fit going through a divorce. War over in a day. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  9. I don't think we hate any people, including the Iraqi. We don't agree with them, but hate is a pretty strong word. Also as for the British people, some worthless poll the other day said 84% of their people are for the war and want to see it through to the end. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  10. This will end the war quick. Can you imagine how violent an armed man on nic fit can be? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  11. I have two Cobalts, I love them both. If I were to go to anything else, in the same class it would be: Samurai, CF2. You can put a Cobalt into a dive and hold it there all you want. The shorter recovery arc is when you let go of the risers. DEMO, DEMO, DEMO. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  12. If its a history paper you better send it to Kallend for verification!!!!HAHAHAAHAHA!!!! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  13. Patton would rise up out of his grave and bitch slap you............ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  14. It is an issiue, but one that can be worked around. At younger ages tou have an inexperience with life factor...or lack of maturity. At older ages there is always that nagging feeling that the younger person may be getting bored with the older one. My wife is 45, I'm 39. She does worry that a younger woman might lure me away from her. Reverse the situation and if I were 20 and she 25, I would really be concerned that I was not mature enough or experienced enough to hold her attention, say against some suave 30 year old dude with a great job, cool car and a house on a lake...Course I gotta "D: license so fuck him!! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  15. My first canopy was a Tri 160. At the wingloading I was putting it on it sniveled forever. I was at little over 1 to 1. I think according to the chart this is on the low end of the Tri wingloading. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  16. JJohnson

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    Strange, disturbing, amusing and cute all at the sme time. Kinda like watching the Brady Bunch on acid. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  17. Like I said, it was something I had heard and was wondering what the story was. A Stil 190 at your weight is dangerously unstable? I seem to rememer you weighing at about 170, am I that bad at guessing weight? What is your exit weight? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  18. okay......... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  19. Well you can start out by putting a plastic bag over your head, if that doesn't work stick your head in the oven with th gas on...of course remove the plastic bag first.... I feel your pain, we got rain and possible snow predicted as well. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  20. It's a Marine thing...you wouldn't understand.....So what if it's a childish dick thing.....It's still a Marine thing you wouldn't understand. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  21. Oh sure just like the Brits to go in and clean things up after the U.S. has softened them up..... But damn those SAS boys are good. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  22. Yeah but they are just French, they don't really count.....I mean they don't even make french fries anymore. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  23. My favorite childhood story is the one where the blonde babysitter takes off her clothes and dances for little Jeff..... Other than that I was fond of all the Stephen King novels, and Capt. America comic books....... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  24. OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Now you are gonna be in big trouble too......Dave gonna kill you...... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  25. By the jumper or a rigger? If by the jumper...then great I'd be jumping two shitty pack jobs. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"